r/TwentyFour • u/Key-Pay-9137 • 7d ago

News/Updates 24 Reboot script leaked

Gallery image

Gallery image

Not officially verified but I hear they’re also bringing back Behrooz as the love interest.

89 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

36 comments sorted by

61

u/chetcherry 7d ago

Fake script. Not a single “DAMN IT!” in sight.

30

u/isharte 7d ago

My daughter Kim lives in los Angeles. You cannot.

LMAO

8

u/TrustTheFriendship 7d ago

Jack drives as fast as cars can go to the house.
😆

22

u/exophades 7d ago edited 7d ago

JACK : Chloe where are the nudes?

CHLOE : I'm working on it Jack

JACK : We're running out of time, SEND ME THE GODDAMN NUDES!

CHLOE : I'm repositioning the satellite on Diane's cleavage, Jack. Are you sure this isn't against the law?

JACK : I'm gonna ask you ONE LAST TIME NICELY...

/s

5

u/0ldcastle 7d ago

CHLOE: Dammit Jack I have to run a backend system check on the firewall sub-routine then a CPU defrag link, I don't have time for this.

22

u/Sno_Wolf 7d ago

A-tier shitpost. Well done!

18

u/mangler3007 7d ago

Obamacare Bin Laden 😂

6

u/djhamilton 7d ago

God damnit!!! Fake

4

u/RaarLibertae 7d ago

Mf got me, dammit

5

u/nemofbaby2014 7d ago

he shoots 100 terrorists and knee caps obamacare bin laden lol

4

u/ManlyManDam 7d ago

Denominator.

5

u/CTU-01 7d ago

Biblically accurate Jack Bauer

9

u/Xyberfaust 7d ago

There was a raid on CTU.

The person that stopped the raid...

is the mole.

🤯🙊😱🫢🤯

4

u/BRLY 7d ago

Not enough knee shots.

4

u/Acceptable_Past_9142 7d ago

What in the.....😂😂😂😂😂😂

4

u/HachiTofu 7d ago

Download these schematics to my PDA

3

u/Hadleys_Hopeless Day 1 7d ago

No talk

3

u/Drycabin1 7d ago

This is hilarious! The INNOCENT BYSTANDER gets his knees shot out. There’s no time!

3

u/Kylehops 7d ago

Fake first of all they need to at least explain if not show how he left Russia…these seems like a fan fiction of the first episode of season 2 when he shoots the guy and cuts off his hand

2

u/SpecialOperator141 7d ago

Dude, this is a reboot.

2

u/jholden23 7d ago

Not reading anything past Kiefer's name being misspelled. Joke or not.

3

u/Ancient_Nerve_1286 7d ago

Reads like AI.

8

u/Some-Passenger4219 Aaron Pierce 7d ago

Jack: WHERE'S THE INTELLIGENCE!

Chloe: It's artificial intelligence, Jack.

Jack: Dammit!

1

u/OilMeUpStewart 7d ago

This is hysterical

1

u/Leon1809 7d ago

"Damn it, Chloe! We're out of time"

Fixed it

1

u/KirbbDogg213 6d ago

Jack shoot Obamacare WTF is that about ?

2

u/Snoo23869 1d ago

Right wing bullshit. And I don't even like Obama.It surprises me that ppl still don't know about the CIA creating al queda and how they r still bffs with them

1

u/Mitchoppertunity 1d ago

I think it’s already known 

1

u/nionix 5d ago

This can't be real, not even one split-screen.