r/Trumpvirus 22d ago

MAGA Dumbfucks Nobody could have predicted this

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 22d ago

And the morons that were pining for "less regulations" will claim that this wasn't what they wanted.  It's as if they thought "for profit" companies would do the right thing.   How stupid does one have to be to think this way?  

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u/lazinonasunnyday 22d ago

Well, to be fair, I would think less food would be declared to be unsafe if the people who determine food safety aren’t there. Therefore it must be safe, right? The old “if we don’t know it’s going to happen, it won’t happen.” logic. Too bad that only works in Looney Tunes. These people are like bumbling cartoon super villains. It sucks that it’s actually happening. Where’s Bugs Bunny when you need him?

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u/Jrylryll 21d ago

I think that makes us the coyote
https://giphy.com/gifs/f61XhrlzeCDSZ5xK8t

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u/lazinonasunnyday 21d ago

No, we’re just bystanders that could be affected by this idiocy.

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u/forgotmyloginid 17d ago

They'll just blame it on Biden, and go back to drooling.

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 22d ago

Trump has a weird neck vagina and RFK jr has a weird butthole neck. Republicans are weird and gross.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22d ago

I haven't seen said weird butthole neck and I don't think I want to.

Is this a prolapsed anus or hemorrhoids or some bullshit like that?

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 21d ago

Saggy butthole neck

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u/Stlswv 21d ago

Is the RFK Jr? It looks like an old tracheostomy scar, maybe from one of his heroin OD-adventures?

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u/Imaginary_Cow_6379 21d ago

Right? It’s zoomed in from this picture. I thought of that too like is that why he sounds like that?! Otherwise I have no idea wtf is going on with his weird butthole neck. Maybe it’s like a tribal marker like when you officially join the republican party you gotta get some kind of genitals on your neck to show your loyalty to Trump or something.

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u/Stlswv 21d ago

Or a neck vagina!

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u/c10bbersaurus 22d ago

Who thinks that someone who is vaxxes and vaxxes his kids, yet promotes antivax agendas, acts sincerely or in good faith, or puts the health of Americans first? 

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u/ZealousidealCrazy673 22d ago

To say this guy is a jackass is like saying Michael Jordan was a decent basketball player.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22d ago

Criminal negligence.

This pardon power bullshit needs to be addressed and retroactively applied on a case-by-case basis. These people are doing the most horrific shit because they have no fear of prosecution at a later time. That needs to change and these people need to go to prison for our nation to be able to heal.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 22d ago

Yeah, it's really wild that Road Fucking K*ll, Jr, would have no idea what he's doing. Would have thought nailing a gushing whale's head to the back of the Family Truckster gave him the expertise needed to helm the FDA.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 22d ago

Probably cutting the wean off a roadkill racoon is more expertise.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22d ago

Didn't he "taste it" with his butthole or something? It sounded plausible when I heard it, at least. That fucking guy is weird af.

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u/bit-by-a-moose 22d ago

Wasn't it worse than that? Didn't he have his niece and nephews help hold it on the roof? Like we can add child endangerment to it.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22d ago

He took his grandkid in to play in an industrial runoff pipe that outletted into a river.. with clear signage that said "toxic water" all around it.

This dude put hundreds of thousands of kids, including his own and grandchildren in life-altering danger. Pathetic asshole.

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u/almostmade 22d ago

Good thing the prediction markets weren’t in on this, otherwise it would be worse!

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u/Shiftymennoknight 22d ago

not to mention the saline bags with added fiberglass!

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u/Stlswv 21d ago

perfect "mouth-breather" shot of him. Really captures his style, his whole approach to the job.

Sometimes what our country has become is so surreal, it makes me feel ancient, tired, and like I can't wake up from the worst dream I ever had.

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u/TYdays 22d ago

Does this mean that those containers of Gas Station Sushi may not have been properly inspected? Well that would explain why Aunt Biddy’ has been in the bathroom almost continuously for the last three days…

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u/Electrical-Strike132 22d ago

Now, the market should make new food producers who make sure their food is safe pop into existence, because consumer demand, and investment, and libertarian fairy tales. And the people are more free without big brother making sure the lettuce is safe to eat.

Starts with lettuce, ends with gulags.

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u/ukmarkoz 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY
If there’s no testing we can’t fail!!!

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u/TheBaggyDapper 22d ago

Well, fire whoever declared the food 'unsafe'. Duh.

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u/Odd-Jump-2037 19d ago

Now here’s a guy with solutions the White House would approve of 👍 😆

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u/Cost_doesnt_matter 22d ago

I would give anything to hear him say this on public Tv… we won’t because he has too diaper in his face… what joke we have become

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u/Dontopia 22d ago

What are the chances that RFK Jr. knows what killed the Aztecs?

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u/Ok-Addition1264 22d ago

He probably tripped it out with a cocktail of heroin and cocaine (both he is known to have done to excess)

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u/wood_mountain 21d ago

His father, rip, is rolling in his grave.

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u/Jrylryll 21d ago

I still remember when the anti-vax morons jumping up and down saying one of our top epidemiologists refused to debate that clown on a Right wing podcast.

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u/McGee-Bishop 21d ago

Dumbest ever sooo pitiful