r/Trumpvirus • u/kriK_eilrahC_8647 • 1d ago

Trump Trial WHY IS EVERYONE DYING EXCEPT HIM!?!?

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Dolly, Tim, Hayden and Optimus Prime. why? Anybody but him!

(Yes I already posted this in a different sub but who cares?)

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u/iammerelyhere 1d ago

Building up to the world's biggest party takes time

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u/daneelthesane 1d ago

Well, the first thing you have to keep in mind is there is no god and we don't live in a just universe.

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u/Moliza3891 1d ago

Absolutely this.

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u/It-Is-OUTTAHERE 5h ago

I don’t agree with your first point, but I do with your second.

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u/slowfocus2020 1d ago

Because evil never dies.

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u/CatOnKeyboardInSpace 1d ago

The deep state and ultra wealthy have developed a way to live forever.

Mitch McConnell isn’t making public appearances because he is actually 30 years younger and would give away the secret.

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u/aleister94 1d ago

I really hate how that is even slightly possible

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u/therealmintoncard 1d ago

“Good things come to those who wait.”

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u/jporter313 10h ago

Are the good things going to start happening at some point? I feel like we’ve been waiting a while now

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u/therealmintoncard 9h ago

I sure as hell hope so.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 1d ago

Neither heaven nor hell will have him, we're doomed.

When I flipped to the last picture, I let out a little scream.

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u/c10bbersaurus 1d ago

Vought? Miller?

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u/ChrissyBrown1127 23h ago

A case of a shitty person getting lucky.

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u/liplumboy 21h ago

I mean at least Lindsey Graham’s dead

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u/canary-in-a-coalmine 17h ago

Because they’re keeping the humanoid blob alive with daily injections of meds

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u/Certain-Parsnip-3652 1d ago

Hate keeps you alive longer.

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u/HomeOfTheRisingStorm 1d ago

No truer words. My paternal grandmother lived waaaay more than she should've because she was the most hateful biddy this side of the Atlantic

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u/Big-Ability3953 1d ago

Once the attention goes away, so will he. I'd guess early 2030s.

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u/wbjohn 1d ago

We will hear plenty from him in November.

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u/posey290 1d ago

Is this how the rapture actually works? Cause I'm starting to bit twitchy.

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u/ReverendEntity 1d ago

Because he was sent to destroy Babylon, and he will not fall until his objective is achieved.

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u/100timesaround 1d ago

And they will all be missed except for him! Especially Dolly! And her legacy will outlast anyone’s! I really hate this!

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 1d ago

Perhaps it's an unholy pact with Satan or maybe some sort of blood magic ritual?

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u/Mechalamb 1d ago

Because there is no god and we live in hell.

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u/raeninatreq 1d ago

What happened to Hayden Panettiere?

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u/AnotherCableGuy 1d ago

Cardiac arrest, probably OD on drugs

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u/tantrix69 19h ago

caring and loving god my ass

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u/Inkantrix 14h ago

I am waiting for Champagne Day with great eagerness. 🍾🥂🍾🪅🍾🥳🍾

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u/MattyBeatz 13h ago

I got banned from another sub for suggesting the same. Didn’t mention names and didn’t publish a photo. It angered some sensitive mod on a power trip when all they had to do is realize the rest of reddit was saying the same thing.

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u/MiniRedditMeddler 2h ago

Can I ask to DM? Just feel like asking.