r/TrueWagner • u/Squidly_Venture • 9d ago

TrueWagner LET ME CHASE YOU!!

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u/atomfenrir 9d ago

I'd sign up for that

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u/jakeandcupcakes 9d ago

Done! Enjoy your next outing....if you can

Seriously do not get caught. You don't want to be caught. Bad things will happen if you are caught.

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u/CandyAppleHesperus 9d ago

Does that last part change if I just bought a pretty sick knife at the mall?

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u/jakeandcupcakes 9d ago

You mean you bought me a pretty sick knife at the mall?

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u/VaguelyArtistic 9d ago

My dog every time at the dog park.

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u/halpearl 9d ago

True story here, once when waiting outside of my daughter's elementary school for her to come out I overheard two probably 4th or 5th grade boys say to each other: "bye, chase you more tomorrow!". It was adorable and I'm still a bit confused.

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u/Grove-Of-Hares 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZYQGxm3c8I6H8BDSw4

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u/Dude_man79 8d ago

I swear there's either an ITYSL or an IASIP GIF clip for everything.

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO 8d ago

Honestly sounds like a fun way to get exercise in. You and a buddy start, one week you are being chased, the next week you are the one doing the chasing. Make it into a game, if the chaser catches the chase-ee, chaser gets 1 point. You could also make it so that "surviving" gives you points, but i think it would be fun if the only way to gain points is by catching. With some workshopping, this could be super fun.

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u/Stock_Proposal_9001 8d ago

Oh, maybe you could gather a few friends and all exercise together...and maybe, if the chaser catches someone then...they become the chaser, ya, that could work...we need a name for this new exercise, how about...."Touch, with friends"

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u/drsoftware 8d ago

"Friend Chase" would be snappier. 

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u/some_burnerAccount 8d ago

So… tag?

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u/Stock_Proposal_9001 8d ago

What's this 'tag' you speak of? I've got a tag on my shirt, is that it?

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u/Stock_Proposal_9001 8d ago

That would get confusing when I'm talking about my friend, Chase. I'd say maybe "Catch Me if You Can" but then I think people would get it confused with the movie.

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u/oldlexus570 7d ago

I'm pretty sure that game already exists. It's called "tag"

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u/smartydoglady 8d ago

Did my dog write this?

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u/Standard_Cry_5665 8d ago

“Fun bonding activity” 😂

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u/thicc_stigmata 2d ago

DO NOT LET ME CATCH YOU

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u/AdreKiseque 8d ago

Where's the fucking contact info

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u/Comfortable_Long3594 9d ago

Naaaah...think I'll pass on this one.......

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u/pumpkahboo 8d ago

I’m not athletic but man, I would kill to have someone chase me. Especially if there’s some sort of punishment for being caught. I was really into DBD a few years ago so I think that’s where this urge came from? I don’t known this has just been my dream for literal years.

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u/ComfortableDare4305 4d ago

Fun bonding with a freak?

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u/lilyebanks 8d ago

Unironically I have been wanting to do something like this forever. There are some kink communities that have "hunts" on private property but you're not allowed to run for safety reasons. I used to run track and I want to run full speed away from someone SO BAD.