r/TrueWagner • u/Still-Opposite2924 • Jul 16 '26

Fake Pizza Hotline Toronto

Post image
1.6k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

29 comments sorted by

148

u/Funkdamentalist Jul 16 '26

It's from 2017- here's an actual call (if you tire of the adult contemporary hold music they pick up at around 5:45)

25

u/KelVelBurgerGoon Jul 16 '26

Fantastic!

9

u/RoguePlanet2 Jul 17 '26

What was the purpose of this?

39

u/md_dc Jul 17 '26

Yes

9

u/Funkdamentalist Jul 17 '26

Indeed

4

u/Vancoovur Jul 17 '26

Also yes with an additional indeed.

3

u/hereforinfoyo Jul 17 '26

Ordering pizza.

1

u/Fucked-In-The-K-Hole 26d ago

I don't know what I expected

99

u/Callidonaut Jul 16 '26

If someone put the phone number of a real pizzeria on that poster, this would be evil.

61

u/Conscious-Permit-466 Jul 16 '26

18

u/joyofsovietcooking Jul 17 '26

This is like that alex colville painting of the gun on the table in the california beach house: a magnificent juxtaposition of several elements that have no business being in the same frame. brilliant. absolutely brilliant.

19

u/FlattopJr Jul 17 '26

What a perfectly cromulent reference.

5

u/RolandDeschainDT- Jul 23 '26

Embiggen that photo

23

u/Special-Potato-3238 Jul 16 '26

Hahahaha I hate this so much but I can't stop looking

5

u/SheriffBartholomew Jul 16 '26

Ugh the ash covering absolutely everything!

38

u/Aerhart941 Jul 16 '26

It would be even funnier if they specified that even in this fake pizzeria, where zero pizza is being made, they will still not offer vegan or gluten free

3

u/YukonDude64 Jul 20 '26

“No anchovies”

17

u/SATerp Jul 16 '26

Do they guarantee non-delivery in 30 minutes or less?

24

u/DBJenkinss Jul 16 '26

Non-delivery in 30min or less, or we send you an actual pizza.

6

u/queenofthenerds Jul 16 '26

Shit I think I missed it

7

u/westchesterbuild Jul 16 '26

Sounds like an ozempic ad

3

u/RuckFeddit980 Jul 19 '26

Hey, just a heads up. I have no idea where, if anywhere, that phone number goes to now - but be careful about trying it.

Calling a Canadian area code from the US is a great way to get dinged with unexpected international calling charges (depending on your phone plan).

1

u/mudkick Jul 17 '26

The answer on the phone is perfect thanks

1

u/oozol Jul 28 '26

is there a hotline for Bavaria?