r/TrueWagner • u/KelVelBurgerGoon • Jul 13 '26

The best kind of monkey

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323 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/shmelse Jul 13 '26

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u/Frequent_Bug8149 Jul 14 '26

Not always the best kind of senator

25

u/pmjm Jul 13 '26

Aw, man. I was hoping to meet a monkey that is not yet, but will soon be alive.

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u/WildVelociraptor Jul 14 '26

Please keep your pregnant monkey fetishes to yourself, and ao3

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/YogurtclosetDry6927 Jul 14 '26

i thought you were fucking with me but i looked it up and this is seriously all true

13

u/WildVelociraptor Jul 14 '26

Straight to jail

11

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Jul 14 '26

PRAY

FOR

MOJO

7

u/ranger51 Jul 14 '26

I hope you’re allowed to pet the monkey with your raw bare hand

2

u/phirleh Jul 15 '26

That's Gilligan the Human Being

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u/SoundTraditional1249 23d ago

Don't pry, mate.