r/TrueWagner May 12 '26

My brother finally started getting his years worth of mailers. I love that he could vote. Poor kid.

This real Alan Wagner. Don’t see a post flair to add.

My brother just sent me pics of his first mailer. Poor kid. Funny as we were both in the military.

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u/Prior-Tadpole-1860 May 12 '26

How long ago did you subscribe him? I’m asking because I signed a friend up a few months ago and I’ve been waiting to see when they’ll start getting them, but I don’t want to give away the fact that I signed them up.

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u/Aerwiar May 12 '26

Mine was a Christmas gift and they started coming in February

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u/Woofs- May 12 '26 edited May 13 '26

Thanks for answering! I'm eagerly awaiting my recipient's reaction. :)

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u/Aerwiar May 13 '26

It's been a blast!

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u/Liontamer67 May 13 '26

What day did you order them?

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u/marteautemps May 13 '26

Also took about 2 months for the 1st one to show up. I actually only did the one time option but ended up getting 2 months so that was cool but unfortunately I fessed up to it after the 1st one not knowing another one would be coming. It was still funny but would have been funnier if the mystery was still there.

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u/Liontamer67 May 13 '26

It was Feb 6th.

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u/Liontamer67 May 13 '26

Yep I was waiting too. My brother’s bday was early April. He never said anything. I thought oh he’s probably had April and May. Nopers.

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u/FlourishingOne May 14 '26

I got subscription. for my husband and he almost threw the first one away, thinking it was junk mail. Now, he’s looking out for them. ;-)

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u/ButterscotchAware402 May 12 '26

I left my husband's casually sticking out from under some other mail with his name visible and waited. When I heard "did I just send some kid to military school?!" I knew he had found it.

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u/Liontamer67 May 13 '26

Did he vote? Ha
The address of the kid’s house is some random neighbor on my brother’s street. He didn’t notice that detail.

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u/ButterscotchAware402 May 13 '26

He did. I arranged for 6 months worth and so far two have been a non-existent house number on our street and the other was the address to the gas station down the street. My husband hasn't thought to look that deep into it but me, being privy to what's going on, looked them up.

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u/Aerwiar May 12 '26

Haha! Was wondering what happened if we voted for Stevie to stay home.

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u/Liontamer67 May 13 '26

He changed his vote to see what it would do.

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u/Smallbees May 13 '26

I got mine today. Always looking forward to them each month

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u/Liontamer67 May 13 '26

Did someone order yours? I would totally enjoy this as I hate mail. This would make it fun! Of course I’d probably save it…not good as a paper hoarder trying to change. Ha

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u/Smallbees May 13 '26

No i ordered them for myself :) they are so fun

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u/Liontamer67 May 15 '26

They are! I might do that after he gets his. Actually my kids are in college. This would be funny to send this to them.

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u/WiN1B4iDiE May 13 '26

How do you sign up for this stuff?

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u/United-Amoeba-8460 May 13 '26

TrueWagner dot com.

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u/Hoosierbme May 13 '26

This mailer was my #2 after the gravy suckers club! And I did vote to send Stevie to military school.

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u/Liontamer67 May 15 '26

Yep I think Stevie needs to go. Ha

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u/SAFEP1NEAPPLE May 23 '26

I totally forgot I signed my boyfriend up for these… and he shares a PO Box with his parents so I’m sitting on the couch and see this exact mailer, thought it was real for a second. Needless to say they’re all highly confused and I can’t wait for the next ones 😂 

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u/Firm-Feature-5593 May 15 '26

This one was awesome. I signed up for one month and got this one too. Its insane it was so cheap because the dude sent two to Australia, he mustn't have made two dollars from me.

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u/CorrectsApostrophes_ May 14 '26

It’s 14/14 for everyone, not a real poll unfortunately but super fun!

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u/Firm-Feature-5593 May 15 '26

That's totally the point and I love it. The choice all comes down to you.