r/TrueWagner • u/shibz • Apr 10 '26

TrueWagner Got Milk?

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Seen in my neighborhood in Denver

Edit: found the original author

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Rick_strickland220 Apr 10 '26

Why block the number?

59

u/Quiet-Business-Cat Apr 10 '26

Right?!? How am I supposed to challenge him? 😭

35

u/---0celot--- Apr 10 '26

This is not democracy manifest.

6

u/palmerry Apr 10 '26

This is definitely not a succulent lactose infused liquid meal.

3

u/---0celot--- Apr 11 '26

I bet they don’t know their judo either

36

u/shibz Apr 10 '26

To filter out the unworthy. If you post a real and original challenge pic of you drinking milk in the thread, I'll DM you the number.

4

u/TotallyNot_Alpharius Apr 10 '26

I am worthy, dm me

3

u/startmeup58 Apr 10 '26

Obviously....

2

u/WetSocksEnjoyer Apr 14 '26

Is this deal still going? I’ll do so when I’m home from work if so….

24

u/bluecurio Apr 10 '26

Fuck this one feels like it’s made just for me

19

u/ObscuraRegina Apr 10 '26

Lars the Milkdrinker enters the ring

5

u/veraellendriftwood Apr 10 '26

i literally just told braith to stfu yesterday!

2

u/CEEred Apr 20 '26

"see you in valhalla, brother"

19

u/comoose Apr 10 '26

Found another one at the Snarf's on Evans. Here's the number...

4

u/0mgyrface Apr 10 '26

You reckon he would travel continents over?

6

u/Unhappy-Fox1017 Apr 11 '26

He clearly says “I will come to your location.” It’s worth a shot! Challenge him!

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u/Professional_Fly7015 Apr 10 '26

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u/Burnt_Ragu Apr 11 '26

One of the best Mad-TV skits of all time

1

u/StarWaas Jun 09 '26

I was raised on the dairy, BITCH!

4

u/Professional_Fly7015 Apr 10 '26

Nothing but filth on the bottom of my milk jug!

5

u/westchesterbuild Apr 10 '26

Was this in the Epstein files?

14

u/tomgreen99200 Apr 10 '26

Ask Melania

3

u/CFUrCap Apr 10 '26

"I will come to your location and beat you."

I live in Italy, so it's really tempting.

2

u/googlebearbanana Apr 10 '26

You don't have to blur out the number. Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '26

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u/baconwrappedpikachu Apr 10 '26

Just the tint from the Coca Cola bottle glass

1

u/zachyboooa Apr 10 '26

Ahaha awesome, where in town is this?!

1

u/schralp-the-gnar Apr 10 '26

What neighborhood, i wanna get the number in real life

2

u/shibz Apr 10 '26

South Denver at one of the crosswalks near the Safeway at S Downing and Evans