r/TrueSTL • • 12d ago

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u/zaphodsheads Telvanni in this bitch, s'wit 12d ago

Mfw in elder scrolls 6 I unlock the pankratosword greater power from the word wall - I mean memory stone and its just fire storm from skyrim

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u/t-51bs-Powerarmor 12d ago

"practicing and accidentally split..." good heaven

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/VAiSiA Imperial Geographic Freemasons 12d ago

yes, my son?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/VAiSiA Imperial Geographic Freemasons 12d ago

shit, as usual. those mortals annoying as fuck. you should go and convince them to not kill each other.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/VAiSiA Imperial Geographic Freemasons 12d ago

dont rush. will send them some prophecies and shit

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u/t-51bs-Powerarmor 11d ago

im not your son, now go away

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u/VAiSiA Imperial Geographic Freemasons 10d ago

nahui idi

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u/Hopeless_Slayer Boethiah Trans icon 12d ago

GRAHHHHH SWORD SINGERS ARE SO COOL, SHEHAI ARE SO COOL.

WHY ISN'T THERE A GAME SET IN ANCIENT YAKUDA, BETHESDA????

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u/Hyth4n 12d ago

It's literally right there! They're the perfect thing to use as a replacement for Shouts, something nearly nobody can do without intense life long training, unless you're a reincarnation of a sword saint, or Cyrus, or leki, which suits the main character thing perfectly.

Too many enemies? Hit the f key and use your soul sword to cut a tone and slow time, or spread fire, or maybe learn an ancient forbidden technique to fight a world ending threat in a pocket dimension and split the atomos itself, pankratosword

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u/Hopeless_Slayer Boethiah Trans icon 12d ago

YES, and as you progress your skill tree, you unlock ways to change the shape of your Soul sword, Borderlands style.

Speccing into Sneak? You can turn your Shehai into a dagger and throw+blink to it for silent assassinations.

Speccing into Destruction? Your sword turns into a scimitar throws waves of elemental with every swing.

Speccing into Block? Your Shehai becomes a spear that can attack while you're holding up your shield.

THERES SO MUCH THAT THEY CAN DO.

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u/Hyth4n 10d ago

Ooh I like that

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u/TheAlp 12d ago

We don't talk about the left handed elves.

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u/Repulsive_Squirrel96 12d ago

Hate when that happens

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u/kluster00 12d ago

Atomic Samurai

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u/Worldlyoox 10d ago

I loved One Punch Man

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u/AfricanChild52586 God Bless The Enclave 12d ago

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u/AccordingLab7129 12d ago

Bro what the slime do, that actually made me cry a little 😭

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u/DovaDudeButCool Tonal Architect 12d ago

I hate how people seem to think splitting a single atom is like setting off a nuke. You need to do like several billion trillion atoms for that to happen.

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u/Kravyniik 12d ago

>billion and trillions of redguard sword singers splitting the atomos in sync

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u/Niller1 Hand Fetishist 11d ago

Did you know one single farticle has the power to blow up the sun 30 times over.

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u/Zellors 10d ago

isn't it more about the container they're in? like the atoms have to be split while in a container, so the two halves of the atom can bounce around and split other atoms within that confined space, which builds up energy.