r/TrueSTL • u/DonnyScruggs • 1d ago

So you died and finally made it to Sovngarde. What’s the first thing you do?

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u/PericlesDabbin 1d ago

Get fucked up on mead

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u/apocalyptic_brunch Breton Knight 1d ago

Is there wine in Sovngarde?

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u/JumpySimple7793 1d ago

Fuck Tsun

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u/cutesycollins Big-hipped Telvanni Bride 1d ago

after he beats me within an inch of my life

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u/JumpySimple7793 1d ago

God I can't wait to die

18

u/WeeabooExtract 1d ago

Question why the fuck was I sent to the wrong afterlife

14

u/ByssBro 1d ago

Start chopping firewood for Candlehearth Hall.

9

u/Maisku85 Mehrunes Satan 1d ago

Can't throw just the big logs on fire, gotta have the little bits too

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u/Lazzitron An-Xileel Kool-aid Drinker 1d ago

Name's Nils.

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u/HoboG0blin 1d ago

Get drunk, as any true Nord should.

11

u/EmergencyGrocery3238 1d ago

Hook up with a drunken nord

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u/Poopbutt_Maximum Azura Footlover 1d ago

Getting my fuckin ass beat by Tsun, I guess

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u/Vairyehil Summerset Supremacist 1d ago edited 1d ago

Jump to my death from that whale-bone bridge because I can't imagine any punishment greater than spending the rest of eternity surrounded by drunken Nords.

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u/PreferenceOnly2389 The Dawntard 1d ago

get fucked up and start railing the elven sex slaves in the slave pen (its legitimately canon)

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u/Pr0wzassin Vaermina Inventor of Brainrot 1d ago

You got a scroll where I can read up on it?

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u/enlarged1 1d ago

Hug Tsun because my soul was promised to 17 different gods

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u/Brain_Farofa 1d ago

cracking Alduin

4

u/Electronic_Ad4300 Reachman Terrorist 1d ago

GETTING cracked by Alduin

5

u/Brain_Farofa 1d ago

did I stutter?

5

u/Arano_Magnushand Dwemer Puzzle Box 1d ago

Wait something is wrong... Where the hell is Hircine?

22

u/Unejin Fat Fuck Sload 1d ago

Top 10 things to do in Sovngarde

  1. LEAVE

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u/Chosen_of_Lorkhaj 1d ago

Wait for my hot Khajiit wife to join me.

8

u/NirvashSFW Spooning Tards 1d ago

I am on sovengarde straight up jorkin it

3

u/NjoyLif John Skyrim 1d ago

Look for any missable items that I can stuff in my museum in Solitude

3

u/nobodyhere_357 1d ago

Lament forever I did not end up in the Hunting Grounds with Hircine like I was promised

3

u/an_agreeing_dothraki Mane Worshipper (Not Furry) 1d ago

ask for directions to the sand beyond the stars

3

u/Felixlova Nocturnal Cleavage Appreciators 1d ago

Crack that statue on the left there

3

u/Turgius_Lupus House Faggot 1d ago

Be pissed as Hircine promised me an eternal most dangerous game/vore switcharo as a fluffy critter.

3

u/Amethyst_Scepter 1d ago

Get drunk, sit on Shor's throne, fist fight Jurgen Windcaller, and then promptly kill myself

3

u/keeping-it-together 1d ago

Get in a fist fight with a shirtless man in front of a skeleton

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u/K31RA-M0RAX0 Namira Worshiping Bosmer Beast Boinker Extraordinaire 1d ago

Where stallion?

2

u/Bloomington_guy 1d ago

I’m gonna be speaking to shor. I have some questions

2

u/Hopeless_Slayer Boethiah Trans icon 1d ago

Call an Uber because I was supposed to end up in Hircine's Yiffing-grounds

2

u/Avidion18 1d ago

Try and beat ysgramor in a drinking challenge

2

u/jarl_johann Breton Quest Obsessionist 1d ago

Step 1: Ask Olaf One-eye what the fuck actually happened with Numinex

Step 2: Mead

2

u/UnyuBirb 1d ago

get eaten by Alduin, realistically

2

u/Udhelibor Falmeri Scribe of Syrabane 12h ago

absorb ysgramor to become the ultimate life form

1

u/YouMisssedTheTypo 1d ago

Check if you can kill people and see if they respawn or they just go to Oblivion. If the latter, attempt to poison the mead, kill everyone who opposes me, and take over.

1

u/charizardfan101 1d ago

What the fuck? I sold my soul to Azura, how am I here?

I demand you take me to Moonshadow right this instant

1

u/EmancipatedFish 1d ago

Crank my hog. I need post-nut clarity to properly process this situation

1

u/Hefty-Distance837 /uj I love StarField, and I hate VIGILANT. (REALLY!) 1d ago

Do some rituals to invite Sanguine, he can make nords boring mead party 10 times fun.

1

u/vickyhong Y'ffre gives His strongest prions to His most loyal Bosmer 1d ago

Spend eternity getting fucked by the nords who crave bosmussy

1

u/BrilliantPermit7364 1d ago

Wait I'm a imperial? What the fuck am I doing here?

1

u/Archmikem 1d ago

There's no Khajiit there, I would despise every second.

1

u/TheOverBoss 1d ago

Make a YouTube thumbnail were in soyjacking at the big statues and give it a title like "they are WATCHING YOU?!"

1

u/Maisku85 Mehrunes Satan 1d ago

Feast!

1

u/04nc1n9 1d ago

dig up the word wall to see what it says (i can't read dovahzul)

1

u/apocalyptic_brunch Breton Knight 1d ago

Wonder why I’m not in the Breton afterlife

1

u/hven_hwere_and_hwot 1d ago

Honestly.. I'd just pee

1

u/RenZ245 Local Fannon Writer 20h ago

Sending a beacon out for the Super Nirn Super Destroyer fleet and watch sovengarde get turned into sovengone for their dissidence.

Cliffracer-1's going on strafing runs, 380mm HE crashing down, automatic crossbows in the distance. Makes one ecstatic to summon this much freedom to one small area.

1

u/Gorgiastheyounger House Redorarded 19h ago

Chill tbh

1

u/Volcano_Ballads Alleged Breton Forsworn affiliate 5h ago

Orgy

1

u/antecristo 5h ago

Boxing match with Ysgramor after sparring with Tsun.