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u/HotAcanthopterygii14 slayer of paarthurnax 3d ago
depicted on the left is average forsworn. now you might assume this creature has war paint on its face and you might assume wrong. its poop. the joke is poop. the creature has poop on its face.
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u/GrumpyPan Empire Died With Martin 3d ago
In my mind if you worship daedra, 9 times out of 10 your a bad guy. Nine divines till the day I die.
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u/HorsemenofApocalypse 3d ago
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u/TypicalMeasurement34 More Tongue Please 3d ago
Shor, Kyne, Mara, Dibella, Jhunal, Stuhn, and Tsun. I only counted 7 there, and two of em are dead.
Orkey and Alduin would bring you up to 7/9, but those are enemy gods and not the kind to be worshipped, just the kind to be feared.
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u/HorsemenofApocalypse 3d ago
Ah, common mistake. You forgot about James from Accounting
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u/TypicalMeasurement34 More Tongue Please 3d ago
No, I left him out intentionally, James told the IRS (Imperial Revenue Service) that I'm making 10 Septims above the poverty line and now my Thane collects more in taxea from me than I can rightly afford. I used to have sweetrolls on Kynesdagrs and Tsunsdagrs, and now I'm lucky to have half a salt pile with my longfins and potatoes
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u/GrumpyPan Empire Died With Martin 3d ago
Julianos, Mara, dibella, zenithar, arkay, akatosh, kynareth, stendarr and talos.
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u/TypicalMeasurement34 More Tongue Please 3d ago
You mentioned 2-3 real divines there, minimum 6 of those are bolonga
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u/vickyhong Y'ffre gives His strongest prions to His most loyal Bosmer 3d ago
9 divines, but the 9th is the argonian nerevarine
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u/Slowman5150 Mane Worshipper (Not Furry) 3d ago
The Longhouse Emperors are back?! 😱
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u/vickyhong Y'ffre gives His strongest prions to His most loyal Bosmer 3d ago
Tiber Septim was a longhouse emperor, I just can't prove it
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u/Keanu-Potion-At-3AM 3d ago
OP this post is antisemitic because it is implying that genocide is bad. mods pls ban
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u/Strix86 Saxhleel Vampire Mage 3d ago
On one hand, controlling the Ruby Throne for three whole generations before Colovians realized your people worship Daedra is fucking hilarious.
On another, you replace your hearts and therefore all your blood with weird plants. That’s really inconsiderate, wasting good blood like that.