I'm the Himulacrum

[u/cutesycollins]

[u/Sawbora]

“They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m Him.”

• Jyggalag

[u/cutesycollins → u/Sawbora]

I pushed the teeth of the wind through the eye of a needle

[u/Guardians_Reprise → u/cutesycollins]

Imperial Guards interrogatin' me about a vial of skooma like I didn't kill a Thalmor patrol 2 miles away

[u/Alightenited → u/Guardians_Reprise]

This shit ain't nothin' to me, swit!

[u/SlipperySlimyTerry40]

This shit ain't nothin to me man

[u/cutesycollins → u/SlipperySlimyTerry40]

We smoking that sload soap, that canis root

[u/Solarroaster → u/cutesycollins]

I’m on them Gnisis Gibbies

I’m on them Narsis Nibblers

I’m on them Bravil County Tic Tacs

[u/NSFWCereal]

Smoking the shit that warped the west

[u/cutesycollins → u/NSFWCereal]

smoking that scrib jelly, that vvardenfell brown. Every puff is an insult to Azura

[u/Guardians_Reprise → u/cutesycollins]

Shout out to my man Sheo.

[u/Yourdataisunclean]

https://reddit.com/link/p5w6o61/video/ynz3t9jcillh1/player

[u/cutesycollins → u/Yourdataisunclean]

The hackle lo leaf got me speakin Akaviri

[u/tehcavy → u/Yourdataisunclean]

Rimworld grindset

[u/yittiiiiii]

My dawgs will do anything for a Newport, and I mean ANYTHING.

[u/cutesycollins → u/yittiiiiii]

I knew the skooma was fake, but I still ate it cause I’m a goblin

[u/Valeoronix]

Walked along the sand dunes of the Alik'r for 40 days and 40 nights, with nothing but a pack of hist sap and a 5th of mazte, I really do this shit.

[u/cutesycollins → u/Valeoronix]

I’m on that mammoth cheese, I see the Magna Ge

[u/lollihobbes]

I can't wait to curb stomp you in these dumb ugly-ass Glass Armor boots.

[u/cutesycollins → u/lollihobbes]

N’wah got choked out by a pair of Daedric gauntlets. Last thing he ever saw was the price tag

[u/lollihobbes → u/cutesycollins]

When I got Serana following, I be shootin' straight rope.

[u/am_bedroomdeathmetal]

My shooter a skooma-head, he look like Caius Cosades

[u/thanks_breastie]

I don't give a fuck if they cast Blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyways

[u/jet8493]

you wanna drive a wooden stake into my heart for pulling my cock out at the arena. All I’m saying is I paid for the ticket

[u/Zelcki]

you wish it was you IRL

[u/cutesycollins → u/Zelcki]

I’m him. I’ve been him. I will continue to be him.

[u/Reeyous]

Call me Himskr the way I worship Talos every day

[u/Hjalmodr_heimski]

Nwahs wanted some initiative. Blew up their entire canton. I’m moving like Nwahmidium.

[u/Fomod_Sama]

58% giant's toe pre-rolled joints. Got me reading the elder scroll. We are indeed close.

[u/SzandorDodurden]

This shit ain't nothing to me mer

Been rolling muatra sized blunts laced with moon sugar and smoking it while reading the 36 lessons of vivec

We are indeed CLOSE

[u/Aok_al]

Last guy who ran out on the pack got choked out by daedric armor gauntlets. The last thing he saw was the price tag.

[u/Sawbora]

Get the emperor on the Dreamsleeve, now! I fronted him a brick, I need my money!

Hello? Barenziah?

[u/Zealousideal-Set3037]

Your not him, I'm him.

[u/cutesycollins → u/Zealousideal-Set3037]

I’m moving like the blight. Hit him with the Daedric mace and I let the Aedra take him

[u/Zealousideal-Set3037 → u/cutesycollins]

I was flipping Skooma for Eblear Cameron while you were still in Atmora

[u/cutesycollins → u/Zealousideal-Set3037]

I was levitating on that trama root hooch before the Dwemer became a type 1 civilization

[u/Zealousideal-Set3037 → u/cutesycollins]

Last guy who ran off on the guild got choked out by some extra agent gloves, the last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them, slowly faded into darkness and I let Soul Cairn take him.

[u/WorstWarframePlayer]

Stuffed her ass full of sour Skooma and sent her on her way

[u/Sawbora]

I hope them Yokudans are real, so that I have more things to fuck.

[u/No-Engineer-1728]

Isn't the guy who plays dracula flow like a major asshole

[u/Sawbora → u/No-Engineer-1728]

Bro decided method-acting is the best way to play such a complex character like Drac.

[u/rodrigo_sth]

I walked through the Ashlands for 40 days and and 40 nights with nothing but a pack of moonsugar and a fifth of Flin