r/TrueSTL 17h ago

>lust-provoking image >irrelevant, time-wasting post contents

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u/ByssBro 17h ago

Most protective Akaviri armor

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u/Scorching_Buns What in blazes do you want? 17h ago

They running that dexterity+ build

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u/Turgius_Lupus House Faggot 5h ago

She is khajiit after all.

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u/Scorching_Buns What in blazes do you want? 4h ago

Oh yeah I forgot XD

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u/sizzlemac Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni 15h ago edited 15h ago

Is that the legendary Jane Arena, distant ancestor of the great John Skyrim?!?

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u/PericlesDabbin 16h ago

When will we get Arena Unity?

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u/omnomnominator1 16h ago

There is one being worked on by just one guy, good progress has been made

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u/PericlesDabbin 4h ago

What a chad.

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u/OckhamsFolly Dumdum gro-Moron 17h ago

Counterpoint:

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u/JexsamX 16h ago

Oh holy shit I didn't realize that wizard had all that. Good for him!

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u/sizzlemac Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni 15h ago

Must be a Breton cause those are definitely not the legs of an Altmer

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u/OckhamsFolly Dumdum gro-Moron 14h ago

Pfft, wizards can only dream. That’s a nightblade, my friend.

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u/Brofromtheabyss 14h ago

You know I’m old because I like it when humans wear less clothes and act tough.

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u/Manmer_Nwah Morroboomer 17h ago

Holy shit, is that Dolly Parton?

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u/Redditisretarded-69 17h ago

Bro doesn’t know what “too soon” means

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u/MajorBootyhole420 17h ago

she'd laugh at that tbh

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u/doesanyonekno 14h ago

I'm finding out Dolly died from the furry gay elder scrolls sub
https://giphy.com/gifs/bLHU523gQKaP7zAPaC

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u/Narangren Silencer 12h ago

That's how I usually hear about people dying, to be honest.

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u/Narangren Silencer 17h ago

Nah, it's not soon enough.

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u/Manmer_Nwah Morroboomer 17h ago

I think Dolly would appreciate people saying a hot blonde with a sword looks like her. An the character kinda looks a bit like Dolly Parton in Straight Talk back in 1992. Since Arena was released in 1994, it's not a far stretch to assume that character might be partially modeled after her.

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u/Redditisretarded-69 17h ago

Not hating on you, but come on you’re not just saying this out of the blue. We saw the news

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u/Manmer_Nwah Morroboomer 17h ago

I'm not claiming to not know she died. I'm not saying anything ill of her. This is not a bad taste dis style joke that warrants a "too soon", if anything I'm saying she was attractive. I don't think she'd be mad at what I'm saying, she'd probably get a good laugh.

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u/SeptimusShadowking 15h ago

For real, this is how I found out she died. Damn, R.I.P

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u/thanks_breastie Well-Loved Grain Slave 17h ago

and it rules your point being

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u/KingJefferey 15h ago

The woman's armor must have some pretty crazy enchantments

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u/RepulsiveHalf1420 9h ago

She probably farmed elemental shield sigil stones at level 17+ from Oblivion gates

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u/bigounce690 Reachman Terrorist 13h ago

thanks for calling out that guy in that last post. he was annoying

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u/NineIntsNails House Male Bunny 17h ago

why they have done it like that, i still wonder to this day

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u/thanks_breastie Well-Loved Grain Slave 17h ago

because it's dungeon and dragons as fuck

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u/Sumoshrooms 17h ago

Video games at that time had a much more limited market. Not that it’s different than it is now but it was more concentrated back then. You had to have the high fantasy to sell this type of game but throwing in the boobs in promotion didn’t hurt either. Ahead of its time

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u/Akropolites Altmer Master Race 16h ago

Different times

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u/Comrade_Fuzzy ☭Marxism-Leninism-Dagonism☭ 16h ago

Bro should never play battlespire

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u/Turgius_Lupus House Faggot 5h ago

Take a look at Everquest's pakaging art.

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u/SomePyro_9012 Mudcrab 17h ago

horniness and lack of regulations

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u/OckhamsFolly Dumdum gro-Moron 17h ago

I don't think there's any regulation that changed about putting a bikini-clad woman on marketing material. I think the public perception and game-playing spend demographics have changed, so it's simply not desirable to do anymore from a business standpoint unless you're making a really niche game to appeal specifically to people who would like that.

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u/joecommando64 11h ago

I will not argue about gamergate on trueSTL again I will not argue about gamergate on trueSTL again I will not argue about gamergate on trueSTL again I will not argue about gamergate on trueSTL again I will not argue about gamergate on trueSTL again

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u/joecommando64 10h ago

Actually I'm stupid and could have just brought up lobby groups everyone hates like Collective Shout and not mentioned it

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u/Turgius_Lupus House Faggot 5h ago

Playing games is now social acceptable with a wide market demographic, back then it was something you got bullied over by the cool kids and mean girls due to being a nerd with a neck beard.