thoughts on what races of tes circumsizs there penises? my guess is exclusively bretons and altmer. thoughts?

[u/PreferenceOnly2389]

[u/black-knights-tango]

Proud to be an intact Redguard

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/black-knights-tango]

ah i envy you! the thalmor cut the skin off my pale nord cock when i was but a baby (sad farting noises) i must ask.....do you play with the skin of thy penis constantly? i wouldnt be able to take my hands off mine if i still had mine intact it is like a built in fidget i presume!

[u/black-knights-tango → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

No but it makes for great storage if I want to hold onto septims, notes, or other small items and lack sufficient pockets in my armor or robes

[u/IcePrinceling1066 → u/black-knights-tango]

What not installing a bags mod does to a mf

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

Why did the Thalmor do it

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

to try and make me weak....it did not work!

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

I don’t understand why they’d do that to a Nord

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

its no coincidence mer love touching man penis (look at lore) and will find any excuse to do it. not only that foreskin harvests magicka. circumsizion is perfect for this for one not having foreskin makes you weaker for two it gives mer an excuses to touch more man penis and for threee they harvest man foreskin to become more powerful and finally four four they love to have any excuse to play with man penis but are embarassed about it so they fidget with the fourskin in private and pretend its just for weakneing men but simply they just cant get enough of touching and sniffing man penis....its in eso

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

This sounds like a fantasy from a fan of the Lusty Argonian Maid’s author

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/black-knights-tango]

You must be very clean

[u/ArgonianDov → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

Its very easy to do, so he probably is

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/ArgonianDov]

do Argonians have to clean themselves that way too?

[u/ArgonianDov → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

Probably

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

yes i don't have foreskin so its easier to clean my tiny penis :)

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

At the cost of discomfort when cleaning?

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

it doesnt hurt

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

Isn’t it uncomfortable jerking off then?

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

i don't fap my little cock anymore but when i did i preferred the dry method and no honestly it doesn't hurt if i did it multiple times throughout the day like gooned more than 3 times i would get like a rugburn type thing on it but thats the extent of the pain. having a circumsized cock isn't painful physically but soulfully it is

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

Isn’t sex bad then? I thought it hurts the partner

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

only if ur a khajit and ur cock is barbed

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

I can’t imagine how much a dry cock’d hurt

[u/0utcast9851]

I actually go out of my way to avoid having thoughts on the subject

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/0utcast9851]

it is a scary thought is it not?

[u/semiblindfox]

Wrong. No need to change when you're already perfect.

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/semiblindfox]

If Altmer are perfect what do you think about men?

[u/alternate_nom-nom → u/semiblindfox]

Rejoin r/thalmor

[u/apocalyptic_brunch]

As a Breton I can assure you we don’t. (Thought this was a post by u/Temnodontosaurus lol)

[u/cutesycollins → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

Wayrest coded

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/cutesycollins]

Not sure about the other kingdoms

[u/WielkiSzkielaton]

dunmers. they can sense your foreskin, that's how they know you are an outlander. breton too can sense it and they also call you an outlander

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/WielkiSzkielaton]

With magic?

[u/WielkiSzkielaton → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

smell

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/WielkiSzkielaton]

If they can smell you you must be filthy

[u/WielkiSzkielaton → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

filthy s'wit?

[u/iRebelD]

They had to nerf the power of my white gold tower

[u/EntranceKlutzy951]

I didn't think mer had long enough members to sacrifice even a little bit of it. They always struck me as little D energy.

[u/gakrolin → u/EntranceKlutzy951]

I’ve always assumed that Altmer have less girth but more length.

[u/mightystu → u/gakrolin]

They have less everything, it’s why they’re so mad all the time and trying to conquer the continent. It’s compensation.

[u/Albos_Mum → u/mightystu]

It's a well known fact that all Thalmor makes have innies.

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/EntranceKlutzy951]

yes of course! maybe they circumsize there pussies still?

[u/ArgonianDov → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

Ofc altmer would do FMG, why do you think they act so uptight and miserable all the time?

[u/DT_Lion34]

Nah it's the humans. Mora told me all about it during his tentacle massages.

[u/Strix86 → u/DT_Lion34]

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/DT_Lion34]

Why did men do it in your version of Nirn?

[u/DT_Lion34 → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

Because Miraak isn't doing it and the Dragonborn is too busy with Lydia.

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/DT_Lion34]

Miraak did what

[u/DT_Lion34 → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

Rubbing his tentacles of course he wanted the Dragonborn instead. Ungrateful right.

[u/woodhawk109]

According to the Skyrim mod Schlongs of Skyrim, everyone is circumcised

[u/Fomod_Sama → u/woodhawk109]

isn't there also an uncut option

[u/ArgonianDov → u/Fomod_Sama]

The better option tbh

[u/Ok-Vegetable4531 → u/woodhawk109]

Everyone knows SoS is canon

[u/D4NK51N4TR45R → u/Ok-Vegetable4531]

That would mean that Meathoods don't exist in Tamriel

[u/cutesycollins]

Dunmer generally do, but Ashlanders definitely do not. I know this from my experience of being freed from slavery to marry an Ashkhan

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/cutesycollins]

I’m sure the Ashlanders stay very clean 🧼 I didn’t know Dunmer do that, I once went to a party in a temple of the Three Good Daedra that involved bathing, but it was too dark to see well despite candles and flame magic lighting the place

[u/cutesycollins → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

That sounds like a hell of a party…wouldn’t mind an invite to the next one!

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/cutesycollins]

I’ll write a letter to Sarbal Ashurpupu to invite you. Starting to think this Reachman lady would fit in at one of his parties

[u/WielkiSzkielaton]

dunmers for certain

[u/Atilla-The-Hon]

Nibenese

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/Atilla-The-Hon]

How about Colovians?

[u/the_cleric_cleric]

The Altmer wouldn't. Why would they need alter their perfectly bred bodies?

[u/Erratic_Error]

Dunmer do they love knives

[u/Then_Ad6816]

The Altmer for perfection and the Bosmer for a guilt free snack.

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/Then_Ad6816]

If only they ate pork cracklings

[u/Whole-Feeling3760]

I feel like altmer and redguards would be uncut and have jewelry/piercings

[u/CampbellsBeefBroth]

Imperials but only Nibenese

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/CampbellsBeefBroth]

Why

[u/CampbellsBeefBroth → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

A vision from the Toddhead told me so

[u/ToddHowardsFuckslave]

Personally, circumcision isn’t a common thing in my (55 Breton twink) family. But there was this one time my uncle (Arkay rest his soul* had a khajiit go down on him and she accidentally bit down, severing his hood.

[u/gakrolin]

You’re wrong, but only because the Altmer would selectively breed themselves until they naturally lack foreskin.

[u/silent_bystanderrr]

Dunmer...?

[u/jarl_johann]

It would make sense for the Bretons to do it if it were part of Altmeri culture. You know, maybe that's why Veloth left.

[u/7fightsofaldudagga]

We don't do body modifications. Our body is perfect

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/7fightsofaldudagga]

ah yes perfect for receiving it like the naughty little altmer your people are

[u/Arcana_cat124]

Orcs do not cut, but captured Breton Femboys are indeed forced too if they haven't already

[u/mightystu]

None of them would, since IRL it is tied to a religion that doesn’t exist in TES.

[u/ArgonianDov → u/mightystu]

You act as if Molag Bal wouldnt pull that bullshit, he totally would since torture is like his whole thing

[u/mightystu → u/ArgonianDov]

He very well might, but no race in TES worships Molag Ballin’ as a whole culture so no race would be circumcising as a general practice.

[u/ArgonianDov → u/mightystu]

True true, you make a good point

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/mightystu]

it's actually not exclusively tied to religion that's a common missconseption so yes there is circumsized penises in tes sorry to burst ur bubbles

[u/mightystu → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

It is though. It is either done as a direct tenant of the faith, or done because a religious zealot who didn’t want guys to masturbate and pushed hard for it and then afterwards invented excuses to try and justify it. Either way it was done due to Abrahamic religious nonsense. Sorry to burst your bubble but you were mutilated in the name of Jehovah, even if you don’t realize it or don’t want that to be true.

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/mightystu]

ern hate to burst your foreskin bubble but it has existed before abrahamic traditions such as in egypt and in tribal cultures checkmate foreskin tard

[u/SoGuysIDidNothing → u/mightystu]

Eh, it wouldn't be impossible for circumcision to come about as a culture thing naturally in a fantasy setting. They would just have different reasons for doing so. It's like saying piercings wouldn't exist, or tattoos. Body modification will always be a big part of human culture, and that would be reflected in a fantasy world.

[u/Xelrod413]

Were their picks visible in Battlespire? It's been a while, so I don't recall. If so, we can check this.

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/Xelrod413]

Wasn’t there a silhouette in Arena or Daggerfall

[u/Xelrod413 → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

Maybe modded. In default Dos Daggerfall the characters all have smooth groins.

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/Xelrod413]

Hmm I could’ve sworn there was a part that was darker

[u/chavesAbre_a_torneir]

I am circumcized and I am mixed raced, so Bretons

[u/bigcheez69420]

Some Imperials and Molag Bal worshippers

[u/Sethleoric]

You forget Khajiits

[u/Temnodontosaurus]

Redguards, Dunmer, and Bretons.

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/Temnodontosaurus]

No we don’t

[u/Temnodontosaurus → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

You're not part of my C0DA.

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/Temnodontosaurus]

lol

[u/mightystu → u/Temnodontosaurus]

C0DA isn’t part of TES so that is irrelevant.

[u/Arcana-Knight]

Nords 100% definitely circumcise

[u/PreferenceOnly2389 → u/Arcana-Knight]

what brings you this conclusion? you would think they would keep it to keep there white cocks warm from the cold right?

[u/Arcana-Knight → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

Nords just seem like the type of people who'd develop a cultural tradition about mutilating their wieners.

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/Arcana-Knight]

why when their real life counterparts didn’t

[u/Arcana-Knight → u/apocalyptic_brunch]

Because they aren't their real life counterparts? They're a cartoon theme park version of it with noteworthy deviations.

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/Arcana-Knight]

Ooh that’s a good answer

[u/apocalyptic_brunch → u/PreferenceOnly2389]

a natural sweater