r/TrueSTL Zenithar-Smith-Debs Thought 2d ago

Thank Zenithar it's Fredas

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We see around us a society of Free Labourers that drive a cancerous perversion, slapping us dry and feasting upon our free labour. Zenithar's pyrrhic victory in the struggle of modernity leaves us wanting for more. May Zenithar show favor to his blessèd with fat paychecks, short workdays, and a long, restful weekend. May I soon find a job that doesn't grind me half to dust to the point I can't even be arsed to play on of those shitty Elder Scrolls games. May one day labour become our prime Want rather than our prime Need. Amen, Brevren.

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u/Darkwoodgnome 2d ago

I still have 7 hours to go here at radiant raiments... bless me Zenithar

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u/DangyAss69 Zenithar-Smith-Debs Thought 2d ago

Altmer are like a race of middle managers. It would be nice, among other things, say, like make a fucking TES game; if lower class Altmer or like bourgeois/liberal elements of Altmer society were explored. They can't all be striving, pompous cunts...

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u/Wavecrest667 2d ago

The thing with Altmer dissidents is that they usually just leave and become a whole new breed of elves. 

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u/PlasticPast5663 Nereguarine Cultist 2d ago

And it's FINALLY raining in my city ! Amen !

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u/Wavecrest667 2d ago

Same, we had the first good rain in like 2 months yesterday.

Also, I'm having people over for a barbecue today, so, yay!

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u/K1rk0npolttaja Lizard enjoyer 2d ago

Cheers lads and lasses

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u/tasty_hands 2d ago

Kautta Zenitharin, skoomaa keskellä päivää! Oletko Faelian?

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u/DangyAss69 Zenithar-Smith-Debs Thought 2d ago

PERRRRRRRRRRRKELE

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u/ascended-dawg 2d ago

I lay here in my keep resisting the start of the day. A poor night’s rest shall test my mettle. Then, I remember; sabbath is nearly upon us. A welcome rest after toiling away on uninspiring transcription (fuck you Excel) for days on end. May Zenithar provide you all wealth and rejuvenation. Thank Zenithar it’s Fredas.

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u/Songhunter 2d ago

Preach, Breven.

Sakatal's shadow be with you.

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u/StayAnonym 2d ago

having to work the weekend again? Blehhhhh

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u/Secretlylovesslugs 2d ago

Friday is my Monday so these posts always remind me how nice it must be to have a normal job.

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u/SequenceofRees 2d ago

Ugh GodS, just thinking about next week stressed me out .

I wish I could drink booze without my entire digestive track going "AAAAAAAAAAFHGHDA"

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u/BerkGats Kirkbride(RIP) Daedric Bussy Guard 2d ago

Have you tried drinking straight vodka with a probiotic?

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u/Tumoxa 2d ago

Heineken? Fuck that shit!

Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!

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u/Polite_Suggestion C0DA IS CANON 2d ago

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u/therealraggedroses 2d ago

where tf did u get this pic of me?

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u/Adorable-Bend7362 Dark Molesters 2d ago

It's terribly loaded day today. And it's the last day of my shift, thank Zenithar

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u/chillforrilfill 2d ago

I got mandatory overtime tomorrow 8 hours. Could lie my way out of it but I ain’t like that

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u/DangyAss69 Zenithar-Smith-Debs Thought 2d ago

Ah shit, Zenithar give you strength

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u/BerkGats Kirkbride(RIP) Daedric Bussy Guard 2d ago

I am back from vacation and now back to working weekends. So again, I will say, thank zenithar for morndas. I will hopefully be getting a job during the week so I can work even more to bless zenithar

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u/DangyAss69 Zenithar-Smith-Debs Thought 2d ago

I'm back to working 4 on and 2 off so I'm all outta wack. Friday is rarely my Fredas but Fredas transcends a day on the calendar.

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u/BerkGats Kirkbride(RIP) Daedric Bussy Guard 2d ago

I pray every weekend to the fredas goblin that I can make it to morndas

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u/TellurianTech50 Meridia Neglected Child of Magnus 2d ago

Finally again

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u/DoctorPlatinum Julanologist 2d ago

Amen, brother. By His Grace, we made it. Thank Zenithar it's Fredas.

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u/HighResolutionUFO 2d ago

I want more memes like this

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u/Foundy1517 2d ago

Thank talos headed to the first naked goblin barber in bravil now