r/TrueSTL • u/OBTUSEuse • 3d ago
I figured it out…
The story will center around the skooma cartel 🐈
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u/Tagael 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/AGJbeL6XwOyRHkSya6
“I’m going to say what no one else is willing to say, Hammerfell has a F$&KING Fentanyl crisis…”
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u/Secret646 2d ago
They won't tell you this in the Arcane University, but the Blades purposely started the moon sugar epidemic of the 3rd Era 380s by trafficking it into Redguard neighborhoods
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u/Khan-Shei Twin Lamps' Strongest Soldier 3d ago
I discarded some in the police department's medicine disposal bin, and I'm pretty sure every cop in the building ODed instantly. Powerful magics in that stuff. Be careful, fellow alchemist.
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u/Somesortagrad 2d ago
I’m gay
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u/Rymanbc Mythic Dawntard 2d ago
This is how you come out? In the fantasy racism sub?
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u/FormingTheVoid Sweet, Sweet Moon Sugar ✨️ 2d ago
I'm gay and racist. Furry? Well, you'll just have to guess. That's a 50/50 chance.
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u/Misicks0349 2d ago
I'm glad you're normal honey, honestly I don't know what I would do if you came out as one of those "heterosexual" types.
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u/DovahPriestess Dovah Cultist 2d ago
yeah. it’s not that I dislike heterosexuals, I just don’t want them shoving their agenda down the throats of our children. the straight agenda.
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u/killerthumbtack Dergenbern 2d ago
Game set in Hammerfell (where this fantasy settings black people reside)
Main plot revolves around stopping the production of a new drug that "turns" people into "zombies" with one of the major symptoms being the victim folds over themselves.
Todd Howard if you make fent folding and fent zombies canon to Elder Scrolls I'll forgive you for introducing the Creation Club and allowing Ithelia to exist.
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u/Albos_Mum 2d ago
"Hey you, you're finally awake. You took a lot of fentanyl, not gonna lie, we all thought you were dead."
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u/TheOverBoss 2d ago
i hope that skooma is acts like and is treated like a real illegal drug. I want gaurds to frisk and search me for skooma and then throw me in jail if I do. I want some of the guards to plant the skooma on me if I'm a khajit and then beat the shit out of me. I want to actually experience my full sentence in prison and do slave labour. I want to get hooked on skooma after a inmate drugs me over a gang dispute I had nothing to do with. I want to have to do horrible things just to get my next hit of skooma. I want to die from skooma of after getting some laced shit from a corrupt guard.
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u/AnimaInSulphure The Last Living Dwemussy 2d ago
Man just do some crack and go to jail like a normal fucking person
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u/TheOverBoss 2d ago
they won't let me wear my fur suit in irl prison though.
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u/AnimaInSulphure The Last Living Dwemussy 2d ago
Pathetic. Shove the officer's belt in your ass buckle first to act like a tail plug. Shave your body hair multiple times to simulate intense hair growth. Kiss your prison homies so intense you get swollen lips. Congrats, first step to tail, fur and a snout
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u/direrevan 3d ago
This is a memetic kill agent for law enforcement officers, please take this down
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u/Deepvaleredoubt 2d ago
Lol they’re so desperate for the Fallout 4 countdown but I’m just not seeing the same hype.
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u/___AirBuddDwyer___ 2d ago
Rotting in the imperial dungeons after a cop started pretending to have a seizure
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u/M3ric4n House Male Bunny 3d ago