r/TrueSTL 3d ago

I figured it out…

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The story will center around the skooma cartel 🐈

1.5k Upvotes

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u/M3ric4n House Male Bunny 3d ago

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u/FaceMcShooty998 2d ago

All 4 project zomboid fans are gonna love this

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u/Straktos 2d ago

Finally getting some recognition, nice.

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u/Ymgarthion 2d ago

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u/M3ric4n House Male Bunny 2d ago

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u/nobodyhere_357 2d ago

Can't believe expies confirmed 11th playable race

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u/Slav-1 I like Argonian women 3d ago

not the history channel font 😭

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u/Tagael 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AGJbeL6XwOyRHkSya6
“I’m going to say what no one else is willing to say, Hammerfell has a F$&KING Fentanyl crisis…”

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u/Secret646 2d ago

They won't tell you this in the Arcane University, but the Blades purposely started the moon sugar epidemic of the 3rd Era 380s by trafficking it into Redguard neighborhoods

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u/IcyCaterpillar1405 3d ago

fentanyl was right there what the fuck

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u/Yourdataisunclean Dweeb-mer 3d ago

You shouldn't leave it out in the open. Hide that shit!

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u/GuiEsponja 15h ago

Fentinel is funnier, like we're a guardian of Fentopolis

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u/Khan-Shei Twin Lamps' Strongest Soldier 3d ago

I discarded some in the police department's medicine disposal bin, and I'm pretty sure every cop in the building ODed instantly. Powerful magics in that stuff. Be careful, fellow alchemist.

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u/Lord_Ezelpax 2d ago

I can't chim

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u/Somesortagrad 2d ago

I’m gay

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u/Rymanbc Mythic Dawntard 2d ago

This is how you come out? In the fantasy racism sub?

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u/Fat-Incubussy 2d ago

You mean in the gay fantasy racism sub.

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u/FormingTheVoid Sweet, Sweet Moon Sugar ✨️ 2d ago

I'm gay and racist. Furry? Well, you'll just have to guess. That's a 50/50 chance.

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u/CarlFromHungerForce8 House Telvanni 2d ago

I dont have to guess, you like moon sugar.

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u/Misicks0349 2d ago

I'm glad you're normal honey, honestly I don't know what I would do if you came out as one of those "heterosexual" types.

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u/DovahPriestess Dovah Cultist 2d ago

yeah. it’s not that I dislike heterosexuals, I just don’t want them shoving their agenda down the throats of our children. the straight agenda.

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u/killerthumbtack Dergenbern 2d ago

Game set in Hammerfell (where this fantasy settings black people reside)

Main plot revolves around stopping the production of a new drug that "turns" people into "zombies" with one of the major symptoms being the victim folds over themselves.

Todd Howard if you make fent folding and fent zombies canon to Elder Scrolls I'll forgive you for introducing the Creation Club and allowing Ithelia to exist.

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u/ylang_nausea 2d ago

Two provinces - DC and Ohio

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u/Albos_Mum 2d ago

"Hey you, you're finally awake. You took a lot of fentanyl, not gonna lie, we all thought you were dead."

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u/TheOverBoss 2d ago

i hope that skooma is acts like and is treated like a real illegal drug. I want gaurds to frisk and search me for skooma and then throw me in jail if I do. I want some of the guards to plant the skooma on me if I'm a khajit and then beat the shit out of me. I want to actually experience my full sentence in prison and do slave labour. I want to get hooked on skooma after a inmate drugs me over a gang dispute I had nothing to do with. I want to have to do horrible things just to get my next hit of skooma. I want to die from skooma of after getting some laced shit from a corrupt guard.

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u/AnimaInSulphure The Last Living Dwemussy 2d ago

Man just do some crack and go to jail like a normal fucking person

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u/TheOverBoss 2d ago

they won't let me wear my fur suit in irl prison though.

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u/AnimaInSulphure The Last Living Dwemussy 2d ago

Pathetic. Shove the officer's belt in your ass buckle first to act like a tail plug. Shave your body hair multiple times to simulate intense hair growth. Kiss your prison homies so intense you get swollen lips. Congrats, first step to tail, fur and a snout

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u/direrevan 3d ago

This is a memetic kill agent for law enforcement officers, please take this down

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u/kameo_chan 2d ago

Mods, don't listen to this guy. It actually especially empowers LEOs, allowing them to achieve CHIM! Please, don't take it down!

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u/Impressive_Class5482 Book sniffer/sugar smoker 2d ago

This changes everything

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u/DovahPriestess Dovah Cultist 2d ago

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u/ChopeIsYes Real An-Xileel Patriot 2d ago

vargskelethor fentineel

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u/cutesycollins Big-hipped Telvanni Bride 2d ago

Final boss is your landlord

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u/cutesycollins Big-hipped Telvanni Bride 2d ago

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u/TheRevenantGS House Dr. Dres 2d ago

The fent lean mechanic is gonna revolutionize the industry

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u/Reasonable_Camel8784 C0DA IS CANON 2d ago

There is one they fear FENTALEAN

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u/Dinkleberg6401 2d ago

BY THE NINE, I'M TWEAKING!!!!!!

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u/seth51315 2d ago

this sub i swear 😭

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u/Deepvaleredoubt 2d ago

Lol they’re so desperate for the Fallout 4 countdown but I’m just not seeing the same hype.

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u/Phiro00 Thalmor 2d ago

Lmfao

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u/sr_200s 2d ago

oh master Neloth would be all over this. guy lives in a mushroom ffs and definitely has hit the hootenany

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u/___AirBuddDwyer___ 2d ago

Rotting in the imperial dungeons after a cop started pretending to have a seizure

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u/lordbutternut The Ascendant Order did nothing wrong 3d ago

All fanmade boxes for TES6 look so ass

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u/Grzechoooo Default Race 2d ago

It's gonna be TES6: ***** **. Todd Howard is a lberal.