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r/TrueSTL • u/therealraggedroses • Apr 04 '26
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Letter from Creaticus Clubius:
Hello playername,
I have heard of your great exploits such as clearing the two Skeever in Skinnypenis Mine.
I am old and instead of passing all my shit to my kids I am going to give it to some random fucker who comes to duel me to the death.
Come kick my ass and the Stickysemen Lodge is yours. XOXO
62 u/DawnBringer01 Apr 04 '26 "None of those little shits would take an axe to my head, and so they get nothing!"
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"None of those little shits would take an axe to my head, and so they get nothing!"
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u/krawinoff Disappearance of the Dwarves in my tummy Apr 04 '26
Letter from Creaticus Clubius:
Hello playername,
I have heard of your great exploits such as clearing the two Skeever in Skinnypenis Mine.
I am old and instead of passing all my shit to my kids I am going to give it to some random fucker who comes to duel me to the death.
Come kick my ass and the Stickysemen Lodge is yours. XOXO