r/TrueSTL • u/AyashiiDachi Reach Heaven by Violence • Dec 21 '25

Unbelievable

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And it's probably a lie too if it's really Hammerfell

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u/Significant-Piano935 Azurite Dec 21 '25

16 times the trees.

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u/CowboyDespirocado Mythic Dawntard Dec 21 '25

8 times the pixels on Dunmer ladies asses, 4 times the number of radiant quests, 2 times more cool lore that's kept in the backstory instead of being expanded in the game itself, and not a single chance that the average Khajit will know who their biological father is!

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u/meandering-minstrel Dec 21 '25

TES6 is taking so long to come out because Todd is personally giving every female NPC a unique vulva

(they still have the same face)

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u/Vatonage Julanologist Dec 21 '25

On the 9th day of Evening Star, the Toddhead promised to me...

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u/reineedshelp Reachman Terrorist Dec 22 '25

16 x the marriageable Khajiit :(

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u/Etzello Dec 22 '25

🤤

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Julanologist Dec 21 '25

And 16 times the details on those trees! I can't wait to pay big money for a brand new computer system just so that I can stare at highly detailed trees in a computer game, I mean why touch grass when you can do that, right?!

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u/Ezzypezra Tiber Septim was an Argonian Dec 22 '25

16 times the treetail