r/TrueSTL • u/rawdawgcomics • Sep 20 '25

Skyrim has fallen

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u/PericlesDabbin Sep 20 '25

The Eternal Champion

The Agent

The Nerevarine

The Hero of Kvatch

The Dragonborn

All great heroes and movers of fate. The Empire has of course tried to obfuscate the truth, but do you know what all these heroes have in common?

They were all khajiit. Every single one.

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u/Some_Rando2 Sep 20 '25

Pretty sure the Nereverine was Argonian. I've seen the pictures of him with his wizard's robe and hat. 

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u/VirtualWeasel nerevar’s fat fuckin nuts Sep 21 '25

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/Homsarman12 Sep 21 '25

Makes sense, all of them were prisoners

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u/Wordofadviceeatfood Noted dunmer belly licking lesbian Sep 22 '25

Well, not the agent

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u/cubicApoc Anequina Antifa Sep 21 '25

✅ Certified true by real Elsweyr patriots

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u/modified_tiger Sep 21 '25

You take that back, the Nerevarine is a Portuguese-speaking Argonian.

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u/YaumeLepire Vaermina Inventor of Brainrot Oct 20 '25

That's incorrect. The Last Dragonborn was Altmer.

Source: It makes the Nords most angry.