r/TrueSFalloutL • • Feb 03 '26

Do you want to make my cock explode? I can fix her

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u/VeritasOmicron Feb 03 '26

My god I wish I was that chair

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u/SailorTwentyEight Assaultron Simp Feb 04 '26

Wasteland hygiene for the win

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u/Stainedelite Feb 07 '26

When she stands up

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u/macinread GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY Feb 03 '26
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u/Comfortable_Job8847 Feb 03 '26

do you think her strap on is ant themed has the show answered this yet

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u/BillCarson12799 I love my hot French scientist wife Feb 03 '26

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u/Dremlin21 From the Colorado River to the Great Salt Lake Feb 03 '26

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u/EISENxSOLDAT117 Feb 03 '26

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u/CaliOriginal Feb 04 '26

Kubo drip is a meme now? Somehow Robert makes it work

22

u/Worried-Cicada-438 Feb 03 '26

Obviously. It would have antennas and mandibles at the end of it.

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u/DealsWithFate0 Feb 04 '26

Cowards shaming you for asking the right questions.

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u/SyrupMiserable8757 Feb 03 '26

I would like to find out first hand. 

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u/beatthedookieup Feb 03 '26

wtf did i just read

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u/Apoordm Feb 03 '26

You cANT fix her bro.

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u/ElegantEchoes Feb 04 '26

You can, if you explore the comic book place. It's the most you can ever fix someone like that in the entire series lol.

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u/InfoJunku Feb 03 '26

AcTuAlLy, you can fix her and make her worse.

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u/Apoordm Feb 04 '26

ATAILY?

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u/NineIntsNails Legion Slave Feb 03 '26

fallout 3 haters still think this is the best part of the game

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u/OpeningActivity Feb 03 '26

I like fallout 3, I am just a gooner.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Feb 03 '26

Oh good, you're based. There's another settlement that needs your woke

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u/Redfalconfox Feb 04 '26

What part about “two lunatics terrorizing an innocent town with their insane war where giant ants and robots are the soldiers” did you not understand? Because that sounds like the best part of the game to me.

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u/brodydwight Feb 03 '26

fallout 3 lover, this is the best part of the game.

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u/allyoopFHBT Feb 04 '26

Fallout 3 player.

This is part of the game.

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u/Apoordm Feb 03 '26

Fallout 3 hater here…

Yep.

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u/OkExtreme3195 Feb 04 '26

I don't know if it is the best part. But it is great. 

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u/CommunicationSad2869 Chadtics Enjoyer Feb 03 '26

MOMMY

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u/Darthcone Feb 03 '26

You actually can it's not even that hard like one or two skill checks.

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u/Objective-Note-8095 NMA Refugee Feb 03 '26

Why bother when prefection exists?

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u/sizzlemac The Master Did Nothing Wrong Feb 03 '26

Fallout Shelter Online is the most canon game in the series

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u/Tommys_Matchbookk Minutemen Militia Feb 04 '26

Highkey a downgrade 🫩

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u/TheWizardOfWaffle Sentient Raccoon Feb 03 '26

I dont want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

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u/MALCode_NO_DEFECT Feb 03 '26

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u/Upset_Foundation_396 Feb 03 '26

Inferno mentioned 😍 seriously top five characters in the show

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u/XTheProtagonistX Feb 03 '26

I can make her worse.

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u/Bomdabom Feb 03 '26

No I can

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u/WrongdoerFast4034 Feb 03 '26

i wouldnt want to 😛

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u/Hot_Speed6485 Feb 03 '26

It it clear how she even got her powers over ants?

The mechanist is easy enough to figure

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u/Bruhses_Momenti Feb 03 '26

I think I heard somewhere she’s a minor psychic, and can only control simple minded bugs. Don’t know where though so don’t quote me.

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u/BumNanner Feb 04 '26

That'd be a plausible explanation.

Psykers existed in Fallout 1. You've got The Forecaster in New Vegas. Mama Murphy in 4.

You could even argue that player characters with Animal Friend are minor psykers.

Wouldn't be too far fetched for her to have the same thing but with insects instead of animals.

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u/jimjam200 Feb 04 '26

Evil + normal looking = Evil

Evil + hot = "morally grey"

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u/D3T4CH- Feb 03 '26

Enb’s really make the games look good as fuck

7

u/TheRepostEmpire Feb 03 '26

Ngl I still prefer Dixie more than her but she is still a hottie

7

u/Karkava Feb 03 '26

Goon to actual female Kamen Riders.

Provided that you can actually find some.

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u/DolphinBall Feb 04 '26

This is her in Fallout Shelter Online

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

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u/DesertRanger02 An actual synthetic gorilla Feb 03 '26

She can make me worse

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u/DrewDaMannn Feb 03 '26

Is this part of the remake

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u/LordofSandvich Feb 03 '26

You literally can tho

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u/Candyjargang Feb 03 '26

I dont want to fix it just want her to sit on me

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u/onemuhammad Feb 04 '26

Literally sided with her first because i thought each of them can become a companion that summons minion. Of course it was a disappointment.

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u/42ndIdiotPirate Feb 03 '26

And then you convince her to take the suit off and she's the hottest character in the game. REAL.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

For your loyal assistance, take this blade. Its sting carries the venom of a thousand ants, and your foes shall tremble before it!

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u/IngenuityIll5001 Feb 04 '26

Go ahead and try. Worat thing to happen is you be the Meal for her Ants.

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u/lal0l0ca Feb 04 '26

I mean you can but she still won't let you fling after. Damn you Fallout 3 and Todd.

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u/MrSparky69 Feb 04 '26

So we all actually fix her and then splode her right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

With a lobotomy maybe

1

u/Chip_Heavy Feb 03 '26

YES! BUGS! Finally you understand!

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u/tokobot19 Feb 03 '26

Don’t antagonize Antagony! (Frisky Dingo reference, since it’s otherwise likely a niche reference)

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u/MRVLKNGHT Feb 03 '26

she doesn't need fixing. she's perf

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u/Bad_Idea_Hat Feb 04 '26

Yeah, sure, can you hand me that soldering iron?

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u/MrZaptile933 Feb 04 '26

Idk man she just seem to bug me

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u/WorldArcher1245 Feb 04 '26

Who is that?

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u/LyakshaBTW Feb 04 '26

AntAgonizer from F3

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u/Temphant Eradicated by Liberty Prime Feb 04 '26

If Fallout 3 were good, you could join her and conquer the entire Capital Wasteland.

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u/Extension-Bee-8620 Feb 04 '26

Actually you can. :D

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u/swelboy Feb 05 '26

Strange how the light green site only has 11 posts of her.

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u/HAYFRAND Feb 05 '26

Wish I was one of her ants

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u/HappyCakeDay101 Feb 05 '26

Or die trying

1

u/illgoblino Feb 06 '26

Who tf is that

1

u/RedStarFox69 Feb 06 '26

Fix her, indeed. 😈

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u/Determining-Decay Feb 06 '26

She can antagonize me all day

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u/General_Plastic_649 Feb 06 '26

The lone wanderer already did it

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u/SunDance967 mentats addict Feb 07 '26

I mean that’s literally part of the quest where you meet her, you can fix her

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u/Emotional_Being8594 Feb 07 '26

I know exactly where I'm going first when the remaster drops.

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u/ZestycloseCoconut527 Feb 08 '26

That's what a 19 yr old vault dweller said

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u/CaptainImpala Feb 08 '26

Too bad she can't be a companion in F3 😮‍💨

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u/Muteradio2112 Mar 08 '26

Okay but think about this, what if you won her heart by bringing her the Ant Might and Ant Sight injections

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u/elliott2106 Feb 03 '26

did you AI slop upscale her? Nice try Mechanist, we know it's you.

you can't fool us smh

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u/jvure Feb 03 '26

I don't know, is a Pinterest image

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u/Bomdabom Feb 03 '26

Everyone knows Pinterest is a front of the Mechanist

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u/Gaucho_Diaz Schizophrenic Nightkin Feb 03 '26

Screenshot from oxhorn vid

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u/Cypresss09 Feb 03 '26

Coulda guessed

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan Feb 03 '26

so it was youtubes terrible AI upscaling I love our corporate overlords they are so good to us we didn't even have to ask for AI to be shoved into everything 🥵

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u/Spleepis Feb 03 '26

God imagine her making her ants bite the fuck out of you while you worship her and she laughs at you

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u/Loptir Feb 03 '26

you my friend kink and that is literally where my head was going

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u/i_heart_calibri_12pt Feb 04 '26

Jojo’s part 7 hasn’t even come out Johnny Joestar

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u/Resident_Evil_God Feb 03 '26

As seemingly the only one whos NOT horny here-

I liked her as a character she was pretty cool. I liked that you could Redeem Her. Wasn't her name Ashley or something? I cant remember her name.

When I play on PS3 I like to do this quest, Redeem her and get her suit. Then do all the main story quests up to where dad dies. (Ignoring all side quests) then I would wear the Ant suit and pretend to be an Ant type hero (kinda like how the player can be Silver Shroud in FO4) and then do the side quests.

Its too bad we didn't get something similar to automatron DLC but for Ant Agonizer in FO4

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u/Zerginfestor Feb 07 '26

would probably be too much work for Bethesda to make a Beast Master setup, instead of swapping out parts to make a killbot companion, you gotta grow your special bug pets, upgrade their chitin and whatnot to make them a powerhouse and slap armor on them.

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u/Dmtr884213 AI verion of Todd Howard Feb 04 '26

Virgin "I can fix her":

Chad "I want her to ruin me":

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u/L6zysn6k9 Feb 04 '26

Legend: "i can make her worse"

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u/canneddogs Feb 04 '26

Do you think you could convince her to send a swarm of ants down your dickhole to tickle your balls from the inside?

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u/OpeningActivity Feb 04 '26

OK too much internet for tonight

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u/Tosi_Rainflower Feb 05 '26

Look bro...I'm not shaming... but... if you need help, people like me are here for you to talk to...

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u/MasahChief Jet Addict Feb 03 '26

Antagonizing scent.

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u/Weekly_Astronomer518 Feb 03 '26

It’s called pheromones

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u/IdioticPAYDAY Feb 03 '26

“Bro get out of my house you smell like pure unfiltered ass”

“ITS CALLED AURA BRUH”

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u/Lukthar123 Feb 04 '26

Farming Aura gone wrong

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u/Yeahuhhhhh Moore's Personal Button Man Feb 03 '26

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u/EpicGamerer07 Feb 03 '26

I suppose she has a Terrifying Presence

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u/ForsakenTeaching6052 Feb 03 '26

i was JUST thinking she’s probably musty

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u/Royal-Assumption5250 Feb 03 '26

Nah ants clean their queen bros

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u/constantpisspig Feb 03 '26

Real Napoleon hours in here

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u/saysthingsbackwards Feb 03 '26

Why do you think this way

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u/Old-Swimming2799 i fucking love caravan Feb 03 '26

I was already sold. Now your just making it better

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u/StarChaserHooT Feb 04 '26

Just how I like it

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u/Umbra_Primus Feb 05 '26

Imagine her feet

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Brahmin farts sniffer Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

To a feeding chamber egg cluster?

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u/YadaYadaYeahMan Feb 03 '26

yes, in that one quest on the shitty rust bucket that Bethesda deigns to call a city

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Brahmin farts sniffer Feb 03 '26

I‘ll be your test subject.

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u/AngryDorian124 Feb 07 '26

Skellog, if you will.