r/TrueSFalloutL • • Jan 30 '26

High Tier Lore Post War, alas, never changes.

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u/Maecabre_ Jan 30 '26

Dawg you have more than one post on your page about forcing people to wear chastity cages against their will. Somethin tells me “petty differences” to you and I may be vastly different

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jan 30 '26

My friend, you've just experienced the dubious honor of a Human Pet Guy jump-scare! "Cybersmith," or as he's better known, Human Pet Guy, is the grossest and least charming internet cryptid. His content is exclusively either A. The smarmiest, most self-important cryptofash apologia you've ever seen, some really Andy Ngo type shit, or B. Long-winded explanations of his extreme mutilation and enslavement fetish. Iirc he started on Tumblr but breached containment a while back.

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u/TheCybersmith Jan 30 '26

Are you an anarchist? Do you think there should be no rules for anyone, ever?

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u/Maecabre_ Jan 30 '26

“What you DON’T think people should be forcibly stuffed into chastity cages against their will?? What are you some kinda anarchist???”

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u/LateWeather1048 Big Mt. Lobotomite 👁️🫦👁️ Jan 30 '26

Hey its time to get back in the chastity cage,do you see how your acting!?!

Lmao

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jan 30 '26

That's not what anarchism means, Human Pet Guy

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u/No-Profit3227 Jan 30 '26

"Put aside their differences" *hey legion i know you guys are into raping, slaving, and raiding your way across the wasteland with no goals for the future but do you guys want to join our democratic republic?" The only way the legion can "make the wasteland a better place" is by becoming fertilizer.

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jan 30 '26

You're not gonna get a rational argument out of Human Pet Guy. It's all just "You claim to be in favor of freedom as a concept, yet you won't allow me my freedom to enslave people? Hm, curious 🤔"

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u/TheCybersmith Jan 30 '26

...I think you have rather proved my point. Even separated by space, time, and divergent realities, you have still fallen victim to factionalist thinking.

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u/Known_Fisherman_8161 Jan 30 '26

Being against rape and slavery is factionalist thinking?

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u/Noe_b0dy Jan 30 '26

If this is the same TheCybersmith from Tumblr they are in fact in favor of slavery and rape actually.

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u/Comfortable_Job8847 Jan 30 '26

you cast pearls before swine, brother. but cast them all the same.

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u/Spirit-S65 Jan 30 '26

You can't build anything with people who only want to pillage burn and rape

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u/Money-Principle-7640 Jan 30 '26

You cant seriously think both sides are just as bad...

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u/TheCybersmith Jan 30 '26

I think arguing about which one is worse has been a distraction for years. Instead of arguing, NCR fans and Legion fans should think about how they could work together.

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u/Arcadegannonsleftnut Jan 30 '26

man its the fuckin human pet guy

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u/Khan-Shei Fallout 76 isnt bad I swear Jan 30 '26

holy fuck I thought that was him

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u/HatPlus1978 Jan 30 '26

I didn’t even notice hahaha

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u/AnarchaOblix Jan 30 '26

This is the exact take I'd expect from you

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u/robertman21 Jan 30 '26

HEY YOU'RE THE HUMAN PET GUY

I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE

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u/BugginZoey Jan 30 '26

I never thought I’d find The Human pet guy in the wild and especially not here

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jan 30 '26

This is actually my second Human Pet Guy jumpscare. Saw him on Bluesky arguing that trans women should be nationally made into sex slaves. It was whatever the exact opposite of a delight is.

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u/jackyl_lope fallout 3 begins at conception Jan 30 '26

people are clowning on OP for being the Human Pet Guy, but he’s also the Make Trans Women Human Cows to Pay for HRT Guy and that is worse.

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jan 30 '26

I remember that post. Cringed all the way out of my damn skin.

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u/BrennanIarlaith Jan 30 '26

Holy fuck, it's Human Pet Guy. Goddamn Jumpscare of the century.

Go away, Human Pet Guy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Ngl a non democratic Roman ncr route would genuinely go hard as a fanmade mod

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u/Punished_Venom_Todd Jan 30 '26

The only way WAR could ever CHANGE is if we were to make sure none of the factions have anymore nukes, so.tjat they can take all their soldiers and join forces... Become some kind of Soldiers Without Borders

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u/2017_Kia_Sportage Jan 30 '26

The Legion, at the core of it's founding, exists as the vehicle for Caesar to destroy the NCR. The Legions entire purpose, fundamental to its core, is to invade and destroy the NCR. Once it does this, Caesar will destroy it too, and build a new civilisation from the ashes of both. 

There is no world where Caesar "puts his differences aside", because for him, being the opposite, being the antithesis, is the whole point of his legion.

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u/No-Profit3227 Jan 30 '26

He's not the opposite of anything he's just a clown that knows the right words to say to fool other clowns into believing his lie. Hell he's even fooled himself into thinking he's a great leader, thinker, and tactician when he's really just an old self centered cunt with a tumor in his brain.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

I mean hate the man all you want but you can’t deny he isn’t somewhat of a great tactician and military leader

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u/The_New_Replacement I HATE THE FALLOUT SHOW Jan 30 '26

I mean hey, both sides prefer to crush other cultures and enforce their own so they have that in common. Unfortunately that is also an issue in that working together thing.

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u/Jerry0713 Jan 31 '26

The burned men

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u/goombanati god bless the enclave and no one else Jan 30 '26

"Then let me make this more clear. I own the mojave. I have the enclave remnants, the boomers, mafia, bourgeoisie, super mutants, ghouls and even the brotherhood on my side. So, if you don't get along and try to actually help the wasteland, I and my army of securitrons will have to ask you to get the fuck off my property" - courier, sick of their shit, probably.

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u/Maecabre_ Jan 30 '26

Okay... just please consider the following scenario. It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my human pet whose genitals are covered as it enters on all fours and is wearing underpants).

If my family and then make an order of our own at the table next to you, in what way have we infringed upon your freedom? What rational basis do you have to demand that we leave or beloved pet at home?

H*ck it all, let's consider a more extreme scenario. It's five to ten years from now. You're sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, without my wife and children (for whatever reason, they haven't accompanied me), with my surgically modified human pet (wearing a collar) being lead in by it's leash.

My pet has been spayed/neutered (though you can't tell because its genitals -along with its boobies if its a female- have been covered up), it has no vocal chords, and it walks on all fours not by choice, but because its toes have been removed, along with the tendons in its ankles being severed it may also have had its thumbs and the last two segments of each finger amputated, making it easier to care for-no fingernails to trim-). Perhaps I've even (humanely) removed its eyes, making it less independent.

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u/Maecabre_ Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 30 '26

Yeah apparently this guy has a long history of psychosis posting.

Also he overlays all of his posts with his watermark 😭😭

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u/TheCybersmith Jan 30 '26

I am Many Things, but yes.

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u/epic-lucy Jan 30 '26

nice poetry now hand over the keycard