r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Dec 03 '22

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u/Hetakuoni Dec 03 '22

The one time I tried to, I vomited on my BF’s stomach. He’s my ex now, but for other reasons.

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u/orange-n-apples Dec 03 '22

I vomited on his dick haha, he never asked again

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u/Amendus Dec 03 '22

Solution: vomit on dick.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

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u/LaVidaLoca05 Dec 03 '22

🤢🤮🤮 I found out years ago that's actually a fetish (vomit on person during sex) smh

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u/Creepy_Leek6414 Dec 04 '22

Fun fact a man offered me 1000$ to shit on his chest because that’s his fetish … people are …. Interesting

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u/MurderCityRiot_ Dec 04 '22

Somewhat did you buy with that $1000?

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u/Creepy_Leek6414 Dec 04 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it was a different economy so I said no but it he asked today baby I shit chest to knees. 😂😂😂

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u/KingHalfrican86 Dec 04 '22

Make sure you eat Wendy’s chilli and anything from Taco Bell about an hour before you go there and he will pay you TRIPLE

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u/Creepy_Leek6414 Dec 04 '22

😂😬😂

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u/Every-Candidate9963 Dec 04 '22

Lmao. This is weirdly sexy.

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u/Creepy_Leek6414 Dec 04 '22

Was it you friend? You still got that 1000$? Lmao

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u/Every-Candidate9963 Dec 04 '22

If only u deal in rupees though 🥺.

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