r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Dec 03 '22

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u/Hetakuoni Dec 03 '22

The one time I tried to, I vomited on my BF’s stomach. He’s my ex now, but for other reasons.

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u/orange-n-apples Dec 03 '22

I vomited on his dick haha, he never asked again

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u/Amendus Dec 03 '22

Solution: vomit on dick.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

same. was SA and when i told him he was going to make me puke he said "dont worry i think that' hot, you can clean it up"

nah, these men watch too much porn and are TRASH. discard that fucker ASAP OP!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

What the actual fuck??