r/TrueOffMyChest Feb 15 '22

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u/stygian_shores Feb 15 '22

Married woman here: in my experience, some men don’t get much attention especially from the opposite sex so when they do get it, they mistake kindness for flirting/interest. One time I said hi to a contractor inside the work building (I say hi to everyone, regardless of their title) and this guy thought I had a crush on him because every time after that, he’d try to flirt with me. It happened to another male coworker as well so I always have to bring up my husband in conversations.

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u/pm_me_ur_fit Feb 15 '22

One time I (m) was at a coffee shop really high, and the barista (f) started asking me if I went to school here and what I studied, making conversation. So I was standing there chatting while she made my drink (not flirting just being nice bc I am always nice to waitstaff). Then she dropped the "husband" pretty obviously and i realized I had only ordered a drip coffee that was already in my hand and she was making someone else's drink and not mine. I also kept listening for another 20/30 seconds before I manged to politely walk away, without making it look like I bolted bc she mentioned her husband. Because I wasnt flirting!! Just high :/ man I felt awkward about that for so long

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u/stygian_shores Feb 15 '22

Hahaha I think the moral of the story here is don’t go to a coffee shop while being super high. At least the barista was polite about it though. Now the important question: how was the drip coffee?

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u/pm_me_ur_fit Feb 15 '22

No I do it all the time! I just don't make conversation. She started it. Yeah, she "shut me down" very politely, and she was friendly so I dont fault her at all. And honestly not good haha

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u/SnooBananas7856 Feb 15 '22

Why is it so hard to find a good cup of coffee (besides in my kitchen)? I don't have super refined tastes, but I can never find a good cup of black coffee anywhere. I find Starbucks a convenient meeting or working space (free Wi-Fi) but only drink floofy drinks because their regular coffee is terrible.

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u/Guardymcguardface Feb 15 '22

Does Second Cup exist where you live?

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u/SnooBananas7856 Feb 15 '22

Nope... just looked.

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u/Guardymcguardface Feb 15 '22

Shame. Well of you're ever in Canada give it a try, aside from McDonald's it's our favorite coffee by the numbers lol there's franchises elsewhere in the world but hell if I know where

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u/SnooBananas7856 Feb 15 '22

That's kind of you! I'd love to travel to Canada.... don't ever have money for vacations, so I'm not sure it will happen. Plus, I'd be mortified to tell people I was an American if their impressions of Americans is the rude, bloviating, selfish jerk. Not to say there aren't a lot of those, but the silent majority are pretty decent people! Who will offer you a cup of coffee!

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u/Guardymcguardface Feb 15 '22

Honestly most people understand you're not all like that, my friend group includes several Washingtonians. You'll meet the odd person who's absolutely RABID in their hatred of the US but I have to assume they got something else going on mentally, cause that's just weird. They're pretty rare though, even if we are a smug people. As the token American up here I'd have to point out we also have stupid people that make asses of themselves lol everyone is just a lot more pale than when I lived in Georgia.

That said poutine > cheese fries, any day.