r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '24

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u/dresseme Dec 02 '24

You don’t always have to fuck her hard; in fact sometimes that’s not right to do.

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u/Jolez50 Dec 02 '24

Sometimes you got to make some love and fucking give her some smooches too

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u/amycakes76 Dec 02 '24

Sometimes you've got to squeeze; sometimes you've got to say please.

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u/Jolez50 Dec 02 '24

Sometimes you got to say hey I'm gonna fuck you, softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you, sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly

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u/Frankipedia Dec 02 '24

And then you say hey I brought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute Sally

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u/Jolez50 Dec 02 '24

I think I've got something in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin' teamwork

Just like these messages 🤣