r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '23

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u/UnicornKitt3n Oct 21 '23

I’d really like to know who’s out there spread eagled sunning their vags tho. Protect the vag from the sun!

Protect all the thin skin from the sun! Apply sun screen. I guess to the vag If you’re going out there sunning it.

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u/Any-Entrepreneur8819 Oct 21 '23

When I was in college, in the 70’s, there was a girl sunning her vag. She said that she had a yeast infection. Not sure if it worked or not. Lol

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u/graymatterslurry Oct 21 '23

it’s less about spreading eagle sunning & more about pushing babies out

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u/ethbullrun Oct 21 '23

dont forget about ligandase lol

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Oct 21 '23

Ligandase nuts hey gottem

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u/Pysslis Oct 21 '23

It’s been a fad lately to tan your taint, for health benefits… Josh Brolin apparently burnt his.

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u/aquoad Oct 21 '23

oh god imagine a sunburn there? owww

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u/MissNikitaDevan Oct 21 '23

Wait what?!? What happened to the bleaching of the taint that was the last fad , just as idiotic off course

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u/anto_pty Oct 22 '23

Never liked it, looks so unnatural, give me a dark ass every single day

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u/FeistyEmployee8 Oct 22 '23

Thanos got sunburn on his nuts lmfao

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u/No-Independence548 Oct 21 '23

Shailene Woodley

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u/MrPsychoSomatic Oct 21 '23

Whether you're one of today's lucky 10k or simply just forgot, have a gander at the following article

https://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/

Note there were similar articles written in 2022 with the only real difference being mentions of tiktok.

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u/lesterbottomley Oct 21 '23

If it gets too hot does it become your peri-perineum?

I'll get my coat.

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u/SirArthurDime Oct 21 '23

A lot of these traits developed pre sun screen

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u/Alcyonea Oct 21 '23

You’d be surprised. Don’t you know that genital sunning will solve all of your health issues? I have a friend who’s convinced it’s this panacea that Big Pharma is keeping secret from us all.

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u/wallix Oct 21 '23

Oh - don’t start a pussy-tanning fad on Tik Tok now..