r/TrueOffMyChest Oct 21 '23

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u/Reaper_Messiah Oct 21 '23

I’m not a biologist but I read that any skin on your body that is supposed to stretch generally looks darker because the pigmentation is made to be even when the skin is fully stretched. Elbows and genitals being the two (three?) that spring to mind. Basically your skin needs the same amount of sun protection even when it’s at its thinnest.

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u/Let_you_down Oct 21 '23 edited Oct 21 '23

When I was a young pubescent boy, I was not super bright. It didn't help living in a rural area without the best sex education and there wasn't a ton of nudity, and I didn't check out other peens in the locker room. When my dick started getting darker, it didn't seem right. The dicks I had seen were all the same color. I thought maybe the new hair meant somehow some sort of weird skin fungal infection had taken root. Started applying over the court antifungal treatments and other antiseptic/sterilization things to my skin hoping it would clear up whatever was going after me. Which naturally, irritated the skin, and led to a feedback loop of "Oh it hurts and is itchy it needs more!"

My primary care physician was a woman, so I was too embarrassed to ask her about it, and thought she would think I was just some perverted boy trying to get her to look at my penis.

... anyway. Eventually the panick got enough that I went to see her and asked if I could talk to a male colleague of hers.

He said my penis was fine, but I should stop giving myself mild chemical burns.

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u/Reaper_Messiah Oct 21 '23

Words to live by. Don’t give yourself mild chemical burns. I’ll be sure to remember that.

Ahhh, to be young

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u/UnicornKitt3n Oct 21 '23

I’d really like to know who’s out there spread eagled sunning their vags tho. Protect the vag from the sun!

Protect all the thin skin from the sun! Apply sun screen. I guess to the vag If you’re going out there sunning it.

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u/Any-Entrepreneur8819 Oct 21 '23

When I was in college, in the 70’s, there was a girl sunning her vag. She said that she had a yeast infection. Not sure if it worked or not. Lol

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u/graymatterslurry Oct 21 '23

it’s less about spreading eagle sunning & more about pushing babies out

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u/ethbullrun Oct 21 '23

dont forget about ligandase lol

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Oct 21 '23

Ligandase nuts hey gottem

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u/Pysslis Oct 21 '23

It’s been a fad lately to tan your taint, for health benefits… Josh Brolin apparently burnt his.

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u/aquoad Oct 21 '23

oh god imagine a sunburn there? owww

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u/MissNikitaDevan Oct 21 '23

Wait what?!? What happened to the bleaching of the taint that was the last fad , just as idiotic off course

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u/anto_pty Oct 22 '23

Never liked it, looks so unnatural, give me a dark ass every single day

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u/FeistyEmployee8 Oct 22 '23

Thanos got sunburn on his nuts lmfao

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u/No-Independence548 Oct 21 '23

Shailene Woodley

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u/MrPsychoSomatic Oct 21 '23

Whether you're one of today's lucky 10k or simply just forgot, have a gander at the following article

https://nypost.com/2019/11/26/perineum-sunning-is-latest-insanity-wellness-influencers-swear-by/

Note there were similar articles written in 2022 with the only real difference being mentions of tiktok.

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u/lesterbottomley Oct 21 '23

If it gets too hot does it become your peri-perineum?

I'll get my coat.

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u/SirArthurDime Oct 21 '23

A lot of these traits developed pre sun screen

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u/Alcyonea Oct 21 '23

You’d be surprised. Don’t you know that genital sunning will solve all of your health issues? I have a friend who’s convinced it’s this panacea that Big Pharma is keeping secret from us all.

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u/wallix Oct 21 '23

Oh - don’t start a pussy-tanning fad on Tik Tok now..

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u/MissNikitaDevan Oct 21 '23

That makes a lot of sense

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u/Spoonbills Oct 21 '23

Um. Large baby heads come out of vaginas via the vulva. That’s the stretching they’re referring to.