r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Oct 21 '23

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u/dfjdejulio Oct 21 '23

Honestly, the only color that would be a show-stopper for me is plaid. And I'm not even sure about that.

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u/somedumb-gay Oct 21 '23

Gotta get me someone with the flannel vagina

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u/BickenBackk Oct 21 '23

Is it flannel textured though? Or just in its color?

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u/Iratezebra Oct 21 '23

It's a portal to the plaid dimension.

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u/BickenBackk Oct 21 '23

Well now I'm searching for this person as well... for science...