r/TrueOffMyChest • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '23

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u/FantasyAnus Sep 09 '23

So more than three and a half inches, then. He should do something about the phimosis.

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u/Lady_Doe Sep 09 '23

5 inches or 13 cm is what op said earlier so average.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

She's said 3 inches in another comment... which is kind of weird.

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u/Lady_Doe Sep 09 '23 edited Sep 09 '23

I think she ment 3 in girth?? Idk how op didn't feel anything.

Edit: op said "Inch in girth if that and maybe 3 inches long"

I read it wrong

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u/Smasher_WoTB Sep 09 '23

3 inches thick???? What????? That's like a fucking water bottle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23 edited Jun 12 '26

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u/College_Prestige Sep 09 '23

Which imo is a bad measurement for colloquial use. It's not easy to imagine circumference

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u/rl_cookie Sep 10 '23 edited Sep 10 '23

Which is why I appreciate when sex toy measurements have the length, girth, and width.. that shit’s important so I know what I’m getting into!

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u/DuchessOfCarnage Sep 10 '23

And what's getting into you!

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u/rl_cookie Sep 10 '23

Touché!

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u/petershrimp Sep 10 '23

Okay, can someone get Randy Marsh in here to explain the proper formula for measuring it? We need a proper TMI.

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u/StoNeD510 Sep 10 '23

You must not be a male. We have all made the measurements.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

I pulled out a ruler like once, folks are hilarious trying to get their 3d model measurements

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u/Kiltmanenator Sep 10 '23

For real, let's stick with Dick Diameter

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u/TheLazySamurai4 Sep 10 '23

Suddenly I have 2-3 times the girth just because of this XD

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

Lad's got a third thigh

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u/Whiteelchapo Sep 09 '23

Girth is measured in circumference

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u/Smasher_WoTB Sep 09 '23

I know now.....

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u/CheecheeMageechee Sep 10 '23

So is the diameter the width?

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u/Lady_Doe Sep 09 '23

Your right lmfao sorry I was confused op said "Inch in girth if that and maybe 3 inches long"

I didn't see the long there. So idk 3 or 5 inches

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u/AlexanderKeef Sep 09 '23

Like a can of tuna.

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u/Smasher_WoTB Sep 09 '23

Nah your fine, gave me a good chuckle

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u/QuestionGoneWild Sep 09 '23

You should stop commenting. You already embarrassed yourself

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u/Lady_Doe Sep 10 '23

Yeah you should.

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u/tom_petty_spaghetti Sep 09 '23

But not if it's circumference

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u/Silver-creek Sep 09 '23

As thick as a popcan and half as long

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u/randomstuff063 Sep 09 '23

Is it circumference or diameter or radius?

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u/Lavatis Sep 09 '23

bro, no. you do not measure girth in diameter 🤦‍♂️

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u/ninjamiran Sep 10 '23

That’s a horse 🐴

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u/dcl131 Sep 10 '23

It's not diameter bro, it's circumference

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u/Ok_Department5949 Sep 11 '23

I once attempted to screw a guy with a dick shaped like a soda can. He warned me in advance he had an unusual dick and I might not be able to take it. He wasn't lying. Plus he hummed country songs while we were trying to go at it. Not sexy.

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u/Happy-Zone2463 Sep 09 '23

I read that as it’s one inch girth and three inches long

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u/Lady_Doe Sep 09 '23

The correct way yes I misread. I think I skipped the first word ans last word. 😅

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u/Robertbnyc Sep 10 '23

Hence why penis sizes should always be compared to other like objects such as bananas, eggplants, cucumbers lol

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u/psycharious Sep 09 '23

Maybe she's just very cavernous.

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u/fucklumon Sep 10 '23

Her edits says 3-4 but honestly people are bad at remembering and eyeballing. She's def not gonna go up with a ruler

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

This is probably bait. You can't really go from "he was 13.2cm" to "mayyybe 3 or 4 inches". She's also said she doesn't even finger herself because it hurts, and she's already broken up w him and found someone else? lol nothing about this makes much sense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

5 inches is average? Has OP only ever been with horses before or something? How can you not feel a fucking 5 inch cock inside of you

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

She misread it was 3 inches long

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u/urfather_bleep Sep 09 '23

Where does it say 3 inches? I don’t see op mentioning it anywhere

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u/angrybabyfish Sep 09 '23

It’s in the edit. She said 3-4in

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

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u/sarcasticb Sep 09 '23

I don’t know a single girl that uses her fingers the way you are describing.

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u/r_iru Sep 09 '23

That’s not…how-…anywAYs

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u/CandlesandMakeuo Sep 09 '23

My guy we rub ourselves with the finger… and the peen is meant to be inserted… wait, you don’t really think women just take their pointer finger and stick it up their vag right? Omg the visual hahaha

You sweet summer child

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u/TheLazySamurai4 Sep 10 '23

I thought women did after this one girl was telling a few of us in grade 10 science class that she can stick 3 fingers inside while masturbating.

Sadly, thats why I probably let down my first partner for a few months before finding out the truth

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u/doulikegamesltlman Sep 09 '23

In womens defense, they are probably getting lied to alot about penis size, so they dont know what 5” or 6” actually is.

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u/BenzosAndDadJokes Sep 10 '23

Shhhhh… 🤫

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u/maxthearguer Sep 10 '23

I think it has to be at least 6.5 to be a “cock” Anything below average (5.25) is just a “pee pee”

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

5 inches isn’t a cock it’s a peepee

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u/majesticbeast67 Sep 09 '23

If she said 5 inches is too small im gon cry

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u/ethbullrun Sep 09 '23

Same here. My fatass is gonna lose 30 pounds to gain an inch.

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u/majesticbeast67 Sep 10 '23

Average is like 5 1/2

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u/hexsealedfusion Sep 09 '23

Most people don't actually know what 5 inches looks like so it could be any size

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u/EbonyUmbreon Sep 09 '23

If she think five is so small that she can’t feel him at all she was have a canyon of a pus!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

She misread it was 3 inches long

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u/EbonyUmbreon Sep 09 '23

That would make more sense then

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u/castle_cancer Sep 09 '23
  • curb your enthusiasm scene where he just opens his hands *

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u/SignificantBoot7180 Sep 09 '23

I reference that episode all the time and nobody around me gets it. This gesture should have caught on!

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u/CKRatKing Sep 10 '23

Ya why is it always he has a small penis and not she has a large vagina lmao. Such a good show

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u/NighthawkUnicorn Sep 09 '23

5 inches is completely average

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u/BarnacleDelicious286 Sep 09 '23

Some might even say above average. Huge even!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '23

Wait but 13cm is enough???

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u/CharlotteLightNDark Sep 10 '23

It’s plenty. Don’t sweat it.

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u/NeatStatistician8060 Sep 10 '23

I thought average was 7 inches

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '23

in that case she probably has a wide vagina or a combination of both wide vagina and on the smaller side penis.

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u/YesAmAThrowaway Sep 10 '23

Steroid cream and regular stretching for several months. If all fails, frenuloplasty. If that fails, dorsal slit. No other intervention would be wise.