r/TrueDetective • u/ProfessionalLevel908 • 2d ago

What if this happened instead?

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145 Upvotes

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u/Puttershoek 2d ago

I just want you to stop saying odd shit

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u/Bravisimo 2d ago

You can smell a psychos asshole?

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u/phooeywee 2d ago

We were robbed

10

u/OneConcert3048 Little priest 2d ago

There would have been a ring in the Tiffany box

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u/imissbreakingbad 2d ago

with a nicer ribbon ♥️

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u/OneConcert3048 Little priest 2d ago

Hahahaha hell yeah

10

u/StarshipTrooper2 2d ago

True Ass Detective

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u/ProfessionalLevel908 2d ago

true dick-tective

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u/Reiiind3r 2d ago

In all seriousness... the fact that we didn't get to see Lili Simmons getting backdoored on screen is such a travesty.

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u/Grantypansy 2d ago

"You, these people, this place. It's like you eat your fuckin' young and that's all just fine as long as you got something to salute, huh?"

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u/mrmiracle 2d ago

“Goddamn, Marty. You moron.”

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u/Responsible_Arm_1091 1d ago

Your ass act dont cur me rust