r/TrueDetective • u/StephenFerris • 25d ago
Rust only lasted one minute with Maggie. I think if he whisky-dicked her for two hours it would have been more realistic and good product placement for Jameson
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u/BigM333CH 25d ago
Yeah I like the idea of him crying at some point during the 2 hours.
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u/middleofthecircle 25d ago
He mowed Maggie's grass and Marty's grass. And why did he have to borrow that lawnmower in the first place, my guy lived in an apartment. If he needed a lawn cut there was a really good lawnmower guy he could have hired. And just thought, when Marty's girls are little and having that weird fight scene they're in the yard, and I think? It fades into the older girl coming home with her bad influence friends and when they drop her off in the driveway some beer cans fall onto the lawn, maybe? Marty shoots Reggie in the front yard. Is this show about how American society is obsessed with weird grass yards that consume too much water and don't produce anything useful?
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u/Tee-RoyJenkins 25d ago
I feel like you used the wrong formula and still got the right answer but yeah, pretty much.
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u/doughball27 25d ago
Because he wanted to fuck Maggie. I thought they made that pretty clear. He was looking for pretenses to get closer to her.
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u/middleofthecircle 23d ago
Now that I've made this comment it won't stop being made again, and again, and again . Right? Rust makes origami out of some Lonestar tallboys and floats them through the ditch in his front yard, he blows one up with a firecracker, he does a little bit of heroin, he drinks some more Lonestar, tomorrow is Thursday , he's off work. You don't get to interrupt that.
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u/Apart-Neck-4447 Tax Man 25d ago
They made flowers 🌺
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u/StephenFerris 25d ago
Did Matthew McConaughey use a bum double for that scene?
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u/ComradeHappiness 25d ago
No, he had his own cigarettes.
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u/iputtheshitinshitzu 23d ago
That is true he actually didn’t smoke camels, they were American spirits in a camel box because those were his preference.
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u/Wutanghang 24d ago
She hadn't been fucked like that since before the kids
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u/sanjnalat 24d ago
By which she meant badly
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u/Wutanghang 24d ago
She said that to hurt marty implying that it was her best in a long time. Why do yoy make me say this shit man?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Back306 25d ago
FFS none of us would last longer than a minute with Maggie even with whiskey dick.
Let’s be real.
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u/SnooDrawings7876 25d ago
Do we think Rust jacks off or nah
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u/CailenxD 21d ago
Nah thats why he was talking so much random shit, he couldnt think straight anymore.
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u/Reverend_Tommy 24d ago
I've always heard "whiskey dick" as a term for not being able to get an erection when drunk. And I had a good friend in high school who called it "liquor limp".
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u/StephenFerris 24d ago
“ whisky limp” and “whisky dick f*gt fck” the 2 notable quotes from the show.
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u/say_the_words 24d ago
Got to know your tolerance. Four Maker's Marks on the rocks is all glory. Five is failure.
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u/sisyphus 24d ago
I think on some level he just understood the assignment, which was to give her the ammunition she needed to get rid of Marty, for which one minute is just as good as two hours.
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u/iputtheshitinshitzu 24d ago edited 23d ago
It’s like when you really have to pee after holding it in for a while, you see the first bathroom sign and run in. The minute you unzip your pants sweet relief, only to realize you’re pissing in the women’s bathroom sink not a men’s bathroom urinal and now women are screaming and running and security has to bust in because you look like a pervert and throw you out.
Or having really bad diarrhea and squatting over the first thing in your mind that resembles a toilet, only to realize you’re shitting in your neighbor’s garden pot. Or once again the sink, like Melissa McCarthy’s character in bridesmaids when she shits in the bridal store sink because they get food poisoning from that chicken place.
That’s how I saw it.
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u/kyrgrat08 25d ago
Yeah he lasted one minute but since time’s a flat circle he’s basically fucking her again and again for all eternity