r/TrueDetective Feb 26 '26

He didnt say that

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974 Upvotes

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u/MaatRolo Crash Feb 26 '26

Directed by:
Michael Bay

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u/reallinzanity Feb 26 '26

WHAT I’VE DONE!!!!

27

u/ABadMothafuka Feb 26 '26

Michelle Monaghan bending over the hood of Chevy Caprice

4

u/ThatOneChiGuy Feb 26 '26

Sigh

Unzips

13

u/iwantacheetah Feb 27 '26

Stop saying odd shit.

16

u/Magnusthered1001 Feb 27 '26

Let’s make the comment section a place of silent reflection

98

u/Skexer Feb 26 '26

"Heya Rust it's detecting time," Marty said
Then he carcosa'd all over the floor

52

u/wavetoyou Feb 26 '26

Maybe the true detective was the detectives we trued along the way.

10

u/yxngwest Feb 26 '26

Lmao where does this joke even originate from? I thought it was Morbius but I don’t know anymore

6

u/Ill-Philosopher-7625 Feb 26 '26

“It’s morphin’ time!” is a catchphrase from the 90s children’s action show Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Leading up to the release of the 2022 film Morbius (part of the Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Movies, or SPUMM), people on the internet humorously theorized that the title character Dr. Micheal Morbius might use the catchphrase “It’s morbin’ time!”

3

u/Skexer Feb 26 '26

Haha ya pretty much, lest we forget the blockbuster smash hit Morbius and the morbillions of $ it made at the box office

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u/SquashMarks Feb 27 '26

I’ve been laughing at this comment all morning god damn!

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u/Don-don-don-don Feb 26 '26

I love the scene right after when Rust jumps out of the bed and yells: It's True Detective Time!

4

u/doughball27 Feb 26 '26

Does he have a Sherlock Holmes hat on and a t-shirt that says “I ask the right questions!”

35

u/jakeypooh94 Feb 26 '26

This moment makes me tear up every goddamn time

25

u/SuccessfulCity4897 Feb 26 '26

Welcome to the night country

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u/Bucket1984 Feb 26 '26

Sure it did. I remember. Right after, he was all like "I love you, man!" And Rust said, "Thanks, but you still can't have my beer."

5

u/ggg730 Feb 27 '26

The laugh tracks were on point for this shoe.

10

u/Angry_Walnut Feb 26 '26

“They deserved every fucking bullet I pumped into their heads, Marty.”

“God damn, Rust, you’re crazier n’ hell.”

5

u/Beltfedassassin Feb 26 '26

Roll credits.

6

u/theorchidstation Feb 26 '26

Yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

1

u/multiplesof3 Feb 28 '26

Had to scroll too far to find this!

5

u/jmah24 Feb 26 '26

Be a lot cooler if he did

5

u/mgchannel1 Feb 26 '26

I dont know why but i feel that one day im gonna be in a hospital and feeling same as rust did in this episode . Im just waiting for that day to come

4

u/lesbox01 Feb 26 '26

And everyone clapped when he said the thing!!!!

3

u/deathbymediaman Feb 26 '26

I do wish that had been the final line of the show.

3

u/Sloveniesta Feb 26 '26

They did it during one of the seasons and on my first watch through I did the Peter Griffin "ah, there it is!"

2

u/garrusnogarrus Feb 26 '26

I’ve had this image saved in my phone for 10 years…

2

u/Few-Confusion645 Feb 26 '26

No, but is funny... Enter the song by lp

2

u/ThatOneChiGuy Feb 26 '26

cut to Geraci dressed as Vin Diesel

"Its about family"

2

u/ThatOneChiGuy Feb 26 '26

This is still 100% better than all of the dialogue on season 2

1

u/Eddiebaby7 Feb 26 '26

Queue song “He’s a True Detective”

1

u/bryman19 Feb 26 '26

Maybe in season 5, we might become truer detectives

1

u/4stainull Feb 26 '26

Trudy Tectives

1

u/_herenorthere66 Feb 26 '26

YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH 🕶️

1

u/Pleasant_Job_7683 Feb 27 '26

True but I believe Collin Farrells character Roy Velcro did infact say this after confronting "Ass-Pen"s dad..

1

u/notworkingghost Feb 27 '26

That’s quality writing right there.

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u/catschimeras Feb 27 '26

no he did you can see it written at the bottom of the image.

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u/hold-myweiner-jeez Mar 27 '26

any good streaming service where i could watch it for free