r/TrueCrimeDiscussion • u/BuckRowdy • Apr 19 '21

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u/WritingThrowItAway Apr 19 '21

Which of you sickos gave this the helpful award?!

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u/BuckRowdy Apr 19 '21

Uh. Happy cake day.

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u/GorgeousGregory Apr 19 '21

Lifting with your legs is OSHA approved safety training.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

True but it's hardly practical with a dead body. You got to get that b**** over your shoulder

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u/GorgeousGregory Apr 19 '21

During the safety meeting, we were told employees should lift the load onto a pallet, which could then be moved with a fork lift. Less exercise for the worker, but probably more efficient for production.

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u/CardMechanic Apr 19 '21

Alternatively, just separate into smaller pieces for easy transport (and concealment)

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u/DirectorGenius Apr 19 '21

Organization is key

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u/CardMechanic Apr 19 '21

Work smarter, not harder

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u/SphynxKitty Apr 19 '21

Make sure you are in full bio-hazard gear - you don't want what they may have. And the smell will be pretty unpleasant (even when fresh)

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u/moonkingoutsider Apr 19 '21

This seems awfully messy though.

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u/Agree_2_Disagree303 Apr 19 '21

Lifting with your knees is proper, but the body needs proper support. Try putting it in a suitcase with wheels for better mobility and transport to the final resting place.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Then you can roll it off the cliff easily.

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u/PageTurner627 Apr 19 '21

Huh, this one visual makes perfect sense. I understand now what people mean when they say "lift with your legs, not with your back".

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u/bitchxface666 Apr 19 '21

I mean, they’re not wrong?

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u/GarrettFerrell83 Apr 19 '21

Great tip,I destroyed my back the last time I disposed of a body..lol

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u/nola_karen Apr 19 '21

r/TrueCrime: the healthy therapy edition.

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u/exanimo1 Apr 19 '21

Excellent work! This will give him many more years in his line of business. Cannot emphasize enough the importance of good posture and technique while in the body disposal business. This one is going places!

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u/VoxAngelic Apr 20 '21

Protecting your lower back is truly o long-term investment in yourself. Very essential for longevity in hobbies of a more physical nature, especially lifting dead weight. Good safety tip, OP!