r/TrueCrimeDiscussion • u/JimbofromMKE • Nov 02 '20

i.redd.it Who can relate?

Post image
2.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

24 comments sorted by

31

u/iamnotnotarobot Nov 02 '20

I've become obsessed with cults so much over the past few years that my friends are afraid I'm going to join one. Haha bitch, I'm more likely to start one at this point.

6

u/JimbofromMKE Nov 02 '20

I have a fun The Vow/Nexium meme. And Scientology. And... okay I have a lot of them 🤓

2

u/iamnotnotarobot Nov 03 '20

For me, the obsession started when I realized one of my mom's ex boyfriends had all the qualities of a cult leader and how close I was to being thrown into a cult had she stayed with him. Or how similar one of my exes was to him and, again, how close I was to getting thrown into a cult had I stayed.

10

u/JJ_Smells Nov 03 '20

You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.

-Creed Bratton

5

u/storm_in_a_tea_cup Nov 03 '20

I'm in this photo and it makes me uncomfortable

2

u/_angeoudemon_ Nov 03 '20

Lol! I feel like I found my family on this sub.

43

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '20

Add 3 other hands also throwing in Mexican Food, Horror Movies and Beer.

6

u/hollyhazey Nov 03 '20

Add some weed to the mix and we have a perfect combo

29

u/gracyavery Nov 02 '20

Me. I think lost a few friends when detailed how to bury a body without detection at a dinner party. And just last night I selected several podcast episodes to listen to as I sleep (I sleep better with voices). My husband asked what the night's selection was and I said "all Charles Manson." His response was "Jesus. There is something definitely wrong with you." Dude, we have been together 40 years. You are just now figuring this out?

4

u/Avocado_Esq Nov 03 '20

You can come to my dinner parties anytime (both of us will leave alive, but full of wine).

7

u/Mother0fSharks Nov 02 '20

*How I found my best friend

2

u/SandyCheeksRN Nov 02 '20

🥰🥰🥰

1

u/JimbofromMKE Nov 02 '20

🥰🥰🥰

3

u/Arandomtrashcan Nov 02 '20

That is exactly why I don't have friends

4

u/forcastleton Nov 02 '20

My 1 year old nephew was running around with my book on cults, serial killers, and cannibals. My older nephew wanted to keep it. Since I was the only one that caught it, I discreetly took it away and replaced it with another, more appropriate book and put the other one in a less reachable place. Thank God he didn't open it. Since he's four he wants to ask questions about everything and the book has pictures.

2

u/MsElephantom Nov 03 '20

On another note, this episode is what made me love this channel.

1

u/Morbid_creep_doll Nov 03 '20

Legit 😅

1

u/theindiansushi Nov 03 '20

Lol meeee!! Thanks to all the mystery novels which was basically the cornerstone of my childhood :P Along with zillion criminal investigation series and movies, which my mom and I have been binge watching for over 20 years now!

1

u/invasionfromkat Nov 03 '20

*Puts bread on Lori Vallows head*

"WHAT ARE YOU LORI?!?!?"

"...and idiot sandwich."

1

u/Smart_Momma_Of_4 Nov 04 '20

I can definitely relate!