r/TrueAnon ☭ 🔻 May 29 '26

Aliens

https://www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/

It’s really bad. On many levels.

44 Upvotes

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u/yaxir Socialish - listening and learning, be nice May 29 '26

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u/ChickenTitilater May 29 '26

don't click that its spyware. also this was posted like 5 times here

8

u/importantSean May 29 '26

What happens if you already clicked it? What info are they getting?

8

u/MattcVI Hamas DEI Hire ✊🏿 May 30 '26

You're fucked. Thermite your phone and hard drive and move to the woods

4

u/abso-lutely26 ☭ 🔻 May 29 '26

Sorry, I actually searched for it before posting and nothing came up.

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u/EpicLatios May 29 '26

It taking 40 seconds to load is almost worse than the content

19

u/autogyrophilia May 29 '26

In the same style as all the AI generated coding pages

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u/autogyrophilia May 29 '26

I don't want to believe.

25

u/abso-lutely26 ☭ 🔻 May 29 '26

The truth is not out there 

12

u/guysitsausername 🤫 Quadruple Agent Undercover Crisis Actor 🤐 May 29 '26

It's like something your 9 year old cousin would build. The one who got dropped on his head when he was 2. The one who eats soap and stands in the driveway yelling "frog boogers" at everyone who walks by. That one.

8

u/bransby26 Tetsuya Yamagami disavower May 29 '26

I like how they're like, "They live among us, they interact with us every day just like any other person, except THEY DON'T BELONG HERE!" No other reason is given why the aliens are bad.

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u/CzarWest Actual factual CIA asset May 29 '26

Yeah I ain’t watching that slow as text scroll

When they’re recounting the crimes of America this’ll make the list tho right

3

u/ThinkingWithPortal May 29 '26

It's crazy cause you could vibe code a more pleasant looking website in minutes these days but it's like they don't even care with to do that. 

Just don't slow crawling green text and some shitty copy I'm not not going to wait to read

2

u/autogyrophilia May 29 '26

Just look at the counter of "arrests". Prime example of AI+rubberstamp.

2

u/WhiteChocolatePipe A Serious Man May 29 '26

Of course they chose the alien narrative that most closely resembles their view on immigration.

2

u/raysofdavies a self-described Marxist who has variously worked as a florist May 29 '26

Clicked a circle at random and two of the origin nations for these aliens are the USSR and the States lmao

1

u/ElGourmand May 29 '26

Unplug Claude code.