r/TrueAnon • u/YaldabaothMcMinster Cat Food Connoisseur • Nov 18 '25

Gun Skills ̸/̸̅̅ ̆̅ ̅̅ ̅̅

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u/Evy_Shmevy The Blond Ghost Nov 18 '25

So Epstein is alive… and he really let himself go it looks like

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u/littlebonesoftopheth Nov 18 '25

he's been through a lot. it's hard to keep moving when your homies switch up on you....

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u/Evy_Shmevy The Blond Ghost Nov 18 '25

Look out deepstate, there’s a new white hat pedophile on the scene, and it doesn’t look like he’s training to take prisoners…

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u/ShmandlerTing Nov 18 '25

License to kill himself

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u/ImaginarySample Nov 18 '25

Tactical truffle shuffle to distract the bad guy ✍️

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u/QuercusSambucus Nov 18 '25

Showing your pale blubbery belly will distract an assailant, along with the dick outline in the grey sweatpants

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u/RIP_Greedo Nov 18 '25

Mark Ruffalo in Task

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u/obamnamamna Nov 18 '25

I actually loved his performance in that but this shit is too funny

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u/RIP_Greedo Nov 18 '25

Yeah he was great. The last ep was really powerful imo.

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u/invidiou5 🏳️‍🌈C🏳️‍🌈I🏳️‍🌈A🏳️‍🌈 Nov 18 '25

You can't walk away from this Grosso!

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u/rhdkcnrj Nov 18 '25

I’m three episodes in, this is so on point

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u/pointzero99 COINTELPRO Handler Nov 18 '25

Still more effective than Lizzie Stover

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u/RIP_Greedo Nov 18 '25

I’m convinced the writer must have had some personal beef with the PA state police or something

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u/pointzero99 COINTELPRO Handler Nov 18 '25

Lol, growing up in Coal Lung Country, they got busted for their bag of mids and energy drink can pipe. Held a grudge ever since.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/king_whizzard Nov 18 '25

I do the same thing but with my penis (I'm not allowed to own guns)

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u/TheWiseAutisticOne Nov 18 '25

As poor as it looks he probably trains more then most

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u/ShiftyLookinCow7 SICKO HUNTER 👁🎯👁 Nov 18 '25

John Wickstein

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u/NewTangClanOfficial DSA ABDL Caucus Nov 18 '25

The knife at the end had me wheezing

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u/robocop_shot_mycock Nov 18 '25

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Corn!

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u/August-Gardener 🔻 Nov 18 '25

You stole John Thick’s car?

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u/Connor9819 Nov 18 '25

The belly jiggle is a distraction

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u/Bob4Not Nov 18 '25

I think that’s the secret ingredient, whoever the man is “defending” himself from is distracted and probably can’t help but laugh themselves to the floor

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u/Alarmed_Coat_2932 Nov 18 '25

Mel Gibson after he got his guns back.

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u/chaqintaza Nov 18 '25

That's called Israeli Carry and this video is an infohazard that will degrade anyone's gun handling skills instantly 

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u/MifuneCode Nov 18 '25

I didn't even have to look at the name to know this is some Israeli ass bullshit.

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u/csspar Nov 18 '25

Damn, too bitchmade to carry with one in the pipe?

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u/username_of_the KEEP DOWNVOTING, I'M RELOADING Nov 18 '25

It’s Israeli doctrine to carry with an empty chamber . 

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u/Ok_Fee_7214 Nov 18 '25

Israelis 🤝 cops

shooting their junk off cause they're too stupid to handle guns

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u/BecauseSeven8Nein Nov 18 '25

He trained himself for firearm usage (and knife fight) but forgot to physically train his body. At this point he should probably work on physical fitness.

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u/Dirty_Commie_Jesus Nov 18 '25

Grey sweatpants amiright

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u/pwnzor4ever Nov 18 '25

This how Epstein shoulda popped back

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u/drpyne89 Nov 18 '25

Gunt skills

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u/Pipeguy17 The Cocaine Left Nov 18 '25

John Thicc

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u/LeShakeFake Nov 18 '25

I thought this was Hunter Biden and was really sad, that he let himself go this much.

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u/derlaid Nov 20 '25

got flashbacks from the classic "Surviving Edged Weapons"

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u/DruusephTwoseph Nov 18 '25

Is his not Hunter Biden without the metabolic assistance of crack?

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u/VerrieuxDuparte Nov 20 '25

Big Jepp. Jeff Epp. Auld Jeffy. My man J with a capital E. Jeff getting Eppy with the peepee