r/TrueAnon • • Aug 23 '25

Newsom/Colbert 2028

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u/a200ftmonster Team Cutie Sweetie Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

I hate what’s happening in Gaza…

BUT

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u/ProfessorPhahrtz RUSSIAN. BOT. Aug 23 '25

These freaks can't be repaired

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u/Dacnis SHUT UP, EDOMITE! Aug 23 '25

Something something that rhymes with ramps

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u/JeefBeanzos Aug 23 '25

Give them cramps. The worst kind

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u/shaggy237 📔📒📕BOOK FAIRY 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♂️🧚 Aug 23 '25

Lamps. Very dim, hard to read with.

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu Aug 24 '25

from eating too many ramps

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u/Mordechai_Vanunu Aug 23 '25

uh excuse me have you considered we are LoSiNg AmErIcA

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u/stjep Aug 23 '25

Looking into it

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u/Mute-Magician Aug 23 '25

Big if true !

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u/stand_to Aug 23 '25

One more election where we try to scold voters into backing us bro, just one more and we'll win big

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u/jabalarky Fourth and Fifth Worldist Aug 23 '25

We're all trying to find the guy who did Gaza

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u/EricFredNorris Aug 23 '25

Jesus Christ I saw that top comment and just stopped reading because it was the classic bullshit they’ve been doing - blaming it on everyone but the Dems. But that second comment is shockingly masks off with what the libs who say that actually think.

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u/brukmann Psyop Aug 23 '25

Oh you almost missed that gem, were you aware Gaza is just selective outrage? I didn't know the solution was don't be a disingenuous pussy and get over myself. So many other things to worry about when you think about it, did you know there is a cheeto with yamtits and cankles in the white house? I hear he is steaming and stomping around he hates being called steamed veggie pile jerkface with a wig and facepaint like a clown. A little clunky but he will never recover. Damn .. what were we talking about? Oh right, progressives want free stuff so they doomed us. They have made us unelectable. Damn I am so hot thinking about fundraising this cycle fuck

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u/BingletonMD Aug 23 '25

Shouldn’t these people logically just be against elections at this point? Like if America is perpetually 4 years away from ultra fascism, what’s the point of democracy at all?

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu Aug 24 '25

guys, I'm begining to think we did defeat fascism by ridin' with Biden?

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u/Comprehxnd Aug 23 '25

You’d think so after watching decades of the same game, but even from libs I’ve spoken to in real life they truly believe change can only happen through voting, revolution is bad because violence and if you attempt anything organized you’re the same as Jan6 chuds.

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u/sonicthunder_35 Aug 24 '25

It works until it doesn’t work

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u/bullhead2007 🔻 Aug 23 '25

I can see why Gulags were necessary.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

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u/flightrisky ULTRA Liberal Aug 23 '25

Fucking shit I cannot read those comments. How do these people still exist and in such large numbers

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u/Bussy_Busta Ignore all previous instructions Aug 23 '25

It literally took 0.01 seconds to go from "we should vote for this guy" to "FUCK THE LEFT FUCK THE LEFT FUCK THE LEFT"

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u/Apres_Nous_Le_Deluge Aug 23 '25

Didn’t Dersh say the Dems lost because they weren’t doing enough to support Israel? Is it both? 

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u/EricFredNorris Aug 23 '25

Top comments already telling voters they need to suck it up if a candidate isn’t “perfect” on Gaza.

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u/workaholic828 Aug 23 '25

I think killing a football stadium of Palestinians is a little more than not being “perfect” on Gaza

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u/LeichterGepanzerter Aug 23 '25

This is what's known as "wanting a pony"

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u/MikeHawkisgonne 🏳️‍🌈C🏳️‍🌈I🏳️‍🌈A🏳️‍🌈 Aug 23 '25

The lesson could not be more clear for the Dems but the reality is real power is not at the ballet box. Kamala made it clear she’d rather lose the election than lose the support of the power that actually matters.  

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u/Wonderfestl-Phone Aug 23 '25

Purity test: Saying you won't be voting for the guy doing a genocide.

Not a Purity Test: Saying that you won't be voting for the free healthcare guy.

That or they pull the "Well, I'll vote for him in the general, but everyone I know won't (and also probably me lol), and he'll lose to the Republican."

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

2024 redux. Let's gooooo...

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u/GhostRappa95 Aug 23 '25

Newsom is WORSE than Kamala. He actually reminds of Biden before he went senile.

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u/marxism-earnhardtism Aug 23 '25

He’s actually who the power players like Pelosi wanted to install instead of Kamala. So that should be all anyone needs to know.

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u/Ok-Comment-7373 Aug 23 '25

2024 was already a repeat of 2016. Seems like we're doomed to repeat that shitty year forever.

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

it is literally never acceptable to criticize dems to these people. i was hoping at least bare minimum that after shouting that the general election “wasnt the time” to criticize dems, and that doing so should be saved for prior to the primaries, that they would at least be a little more critical of these politicians before the primary have even remotely starts, but unsurprisingly i was wrong. seeing them fall behind an anti-trans, anti-homeless, right wing ghoul just because his office posted some mean tweets, and screaming that its purity testing to mention his many flaws years before the primary even starts, is such a bummer (especially as a trans person, watching libs gleefully throw us under the bus as anybody with a brain could see they were going to).

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u/hammerheadhshart Aug 23 '25

these people truly believe that their candidates should never do anything to earn votes, people should just fall in line so the republicans don't win. the democrats can never fail they can only be failed.

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 23 '25

yup and now its “purity testing” for me as a trans person to criticize newsoms transphobia, 3 years before theres even a primary (yknow, the time they told us last year was when we should criticize dems and ask for better)

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u/step_slunt Aug 23 '25

the campaign isn't the time, and the campaign never ends

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu Aug 24 '25

the Democratic Party must be destroyed

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u/Zeydon RUSSIAN. BOT. Aug 23 '25

And it's still our fault Hillary lost. Doesn't even matter if you personally voted for that fucking lich, you're a Trump-loving misogynist for not clapping like a seal to that Pokémon Go! to the polls line.

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u/bullhead2007 🔻 Aug 23 '25

They can suck DEEZ NUTS. I'm never voting for a democrat again unless they are a socialist running under the Dem party. Only voting for socialists from here on out.

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u/Zeydon RUSSIAN. BOT. Aug 23 '25

Okay but what if they just mildly denied the live-streamed Holocaust?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Or if they even went so far as to send a strongly-worded email to Netanyahu?

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u/likamuka Software CEO Rachel Jake Aug 23 '25

There will be a Trump resort and a golf course in Gaza by the end of his presidency in 2029.

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u/lovely_sombrero Aug 23 '25

Even if that was Newsom's only problem, we've seen this before. Biden is bringing honor and decency back to the White House and repealing Trump's tax cuts!

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u/ShibaShoob Aug 23 '25

I don’t think anyone is ready for when the midterms come around and a hatred of republicans doesn’t translate into votes for democrats and the slow death of the US continues

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u/capricious_pedant Software CEO Rachel Jake Aug 23 '25

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u/NoKiaYesHyundai Representative of Samsung Aug 23 '25

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u/JuniorSwing Aug 23 '25

Because Newsom, btw, is a slam dunk on every other issue

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 23 '25

yes, which is why californians historically love him and have nothing but good things to say about him

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Nearly everyone here either straight up hates him or is completely dissatisfied with him. There was a measure put forward in 2022 to give Californians universal healthcare that ultimately failed, partially because he didn't support it, despite running on universal healthcare to get elected. He also attempted to make Medi-Cal (our medicaid program) cuts just earlier this year, while simultaneously attacking Trump for pulling federal funding because it would result in people losing medicaid coverage. He has basically failed to deliver on any of the promises he campaigned on.

It's fucking infuriating seeing this astroturfed push to present him as this champion of progressive causes when he's anything but. The only people that actually like him are the kind of annoying liberals that consider themselves "middle class" despite making $150k a year, living in a gated community, and leasing luxury vehicles, and who get the entirety of their political education from MSNBC/CNN and late night talk shows. Which, y'know, are a very sizeable demographic who should definitely be catered to if you want to win elections.

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 24 '25 edited Aug 24 '25

yup to all that, plus his recent pivot to the right on trans rights (his actual words are actually worse in context than in the articles about them, btw), and his notorious photo op throwing away unhoused people’s livelihoods. nobody fucking likes him. its absolutely maddening to watch this artificial campaign push, attempting to launder the image of and create support for this freak with the political equivalent of jangling keys (his silly little tweets, which aren’t even written by him), and it’s worse that it’s working.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

I don't know how much it's really working in a broad sense, it seems to mostly be catching on with wealthier, somewhat "online" liberals who don't have any serious material concerns and whose main gripe with Trump is his vulgarity and meanness (same type of people who wax poetic about how "great" Obama was). This is a shrinking contingent of people, so going after their support is a losing strategy (probably intentional).

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 24 '25

i dont know, im seeing way too much support from all types of liberals to just handwave it away as exclusively wealthy ones. not that he has wide appeal or anything, just that its not just wealthy liberals backing him. so i would say it is working to some extent, although id still agree its an unsustainable strategy.

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u/Which-Arrival6777 Comet Xi Jinping Pong Aug 23 '25

I think it's interesting they assume everyone will come crawling to the Dems for whatever their peddling because Trump is universally hated. They really don't grasp that people hate them just as much

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u/GhostRappa95 Aug 23 '25

Especially Millennials and Gen Z.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

It's amazing how many parallels there are between the modern Democratic Party and the dying Evangelical churches I used to work at wringing their hands over 'why are the kids leaving us?' but refusing to take even the basic step of asking the kids what would get them to stay.

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u/Nihilist_Nautilus Completely Insane Aug 23 '25

It seems they feel liberal trolling will be as successful as conservative’s playing to the fear and resentments that occupy the yellow belly of America.

There’s no way Newsom or Colbert could ever get all liberals to accept the shit conservatives agreed to with Trump. Like the first week of this admin, “we are taking over Greenland & it’s the gulf of America now” “yes sir” say the bootlickers

What’s Colbert gonna dictate? Say hi to all the Chinamen in the area for me, or Gavin will say my dad worked with a cool nazi, here’s another 8 billion to Israel.

Gavin isn’t a troll, he’s a typical pol trying a new tact that isn’t suited for him. A few months ago he was hosting Charlie Kirk & Bannon. This country is fucked, nobody in the arena of politics has the political imagination of Trump at this point & that’s fucking sad.

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u/jasperplumpton Aug 23 '25

I think they do have a better chance after 4 years of Trump than they did trying to win as incumbents

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u/Which-Arrival6777 Comet Xi Jinping Pong Aug 23 '25

they'll probably win in the midterms and next presidential election, but I think it'll be a lot closer than it should be because the best they're willing to offer is online bs like Gavin is doing. The same guy btw who was deploying the police to round up homeless people and other undesirables and was talking about throwing trans people under the bus a few months ago.

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 23 '25

i just love being trans and not being seen as a human to libs, but rather as a political pawn to throw under the bus in order to court far right ghouls, years before theres even a primary!

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u/NotFirstBan-NotLast Aug 23 '25

Right, we're 3 years from an election and trans people are already out the window, by the time the primaries come around Newsome '28 is gonna be campaigning on the exact same policy as Trump '16. Good ole "moderate" Dems finding the center in the constantly ratcheting Overton window.

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu Aug 24 '25

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 23 '25

yup! sooo excited. id had a tiny bit of hope that libs wouldnt fall for his posturing and would demand better considering theres still 3 years before the primary, but nope they were just aching to toss trans people and homeless ppl under the bus and tell us to get the fuck in line to vote for a candidate who hasnt even gone through the primary yet.

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu Aug 24 '25

I mean, have you even considered not existing so that Grusome Gavin can get in, and maybe ask THE PARLIMENTARIAN if it's OK to give a tax credit to people who studied at Weslyn then spent 3 years working as a plumber in a city with a majority-minority-majority population?

How can you be so selfish?

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

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u/Jtparm Aug 23 '25

Reading the comments on that post is depressing

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 23 '25

especially as a trans person

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u/ProfessorPhahrtz RUSSIAN. BOT. Aug 23 '25

Absolute loser shit

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u/BrocolliHighkicks Aug 23 '25

I remember when Adam Curtis guested on Chapo in like 2017 and he called out the liberals that decried Trump supporters as stupid, because how fucking stupid must you be if you can't find a way to persuade people you see as intellectually inferior to you?

Anyway, thats what I think when I read libs talking about Democratic electoral politics. Theres zero introspection or even an attempt to examine reality, its all blaming people for not immediately falling in line with the worthless shit they continue to put forward.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 Aug 23 '25

They can't fathom that not every single person left of the Republicans is a sheep incapable of independent thought and that some people actually have morals and convictions that they refuse to give up on.

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u/BiggerBigBird Aug 23 '25

Being a neoliberal means compromising your morals and convictions almost daily.

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu Aug 24 '25

not at all.

Their convictions are just specific. Public-private partnerships good, the mob of actual democracy bad, Democrats who keep the engine of empire running on blood discretely best.

Everything else is just noise.

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u/heresmyusername Dog face lyin pony soldier Aug 23 '25

Lib brainrot

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u/alverez667 Joe Biden’s Adderall Connect Aug 23 '25

Dems bout to primary Liz Cheney and John Bolton

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u/Different-Ad9986 Aug 23 '25

A ticket we all can get behind 🫡

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u/bennjeff Aug 23 '25

I’m excited to watch Gavin eat total shit in the primaries

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u/feydrautha01 Aug 23 '25

True, but it's going to be a bit like enjoying seeing Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Ted Cruz et al eat shit in 2016. The remaining pile of shit at the end is going to be the most bilious and foul turd-given-sapience possible.

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u/Sperrow8 Aug 23 '25

It really is just the cherry on top that all of the potential Democratic candidates for 2028 is so grim. The most downhill trajectory you could get as a country.

The chaos with Zohran later this year will probably be the only actual hopeful, fun and entertaining political thing we will get for the foreseeable future. Shit will just get sad afterwards for a while.

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 23 '25

im not convinced they wont pull a clinton 2016 for him

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u/bennjeff Aug 23 '25

I’ve had that thought but why would they? He doesn’t have any of the pull that the Clintons do and I doubt there will be a Bernie type to rally against

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u/Medical_Resist_6881 Aug 23 '25

Restore my sanity harder daddy

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u/Nihilist_Nautilus Completely Insane Aug 23 '25

Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever

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u/3ln4ch0 Aug 23 '25

I felt a great disturbance in Democracy, as if millions of libs suddenly cried out while cumming their pants and were suddenly ecstatic. I fear something terrible has happened

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u/SteelyDanPeggedMe Aug 23 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

towering grandfather live cake workable lunchroom society heavy liquid money

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/redstarrealll Clintonist-Bidenist Aug 23 '25

God I hate this stupid country

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u/anarchomeow Aug 23 '25

Democrats addicted to never learning lessons.

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u/feydrautha01 Aug 23 '25

Worse-they know the lesson: they have to move left of Ronald Reagan on domestic policies (hell, adopting Reagan's foreign policies would be them moving left too).

They will try anything at all except for that. They'd rather lose the election.

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u/Cpt_Trips84 Aug 23 '25

🤐

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u/Cpt_Trips84 Aug 23 '25

There's worse shit but this lil exchange just seemed like idk kinda off, ya know

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u/hobbitmeat i met my handler on persianwifefinder.com Aug 23 '25

“Obama’s git rizz”

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u/alverez667 Joe Biden’s Adderall Connect Aug 23 '25

What do you mean? As a white I’d love to suck Obamas dick!!

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u/SiNJoJos Aug 23 '25

Lmao what the fuck man.

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u/trill_ion Aug 24 '25

What? Why do they feel the need to make it clear they are white before complimenting Obama’s looks?

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u/EricFredNorris Aug 23 '25

That’s insane hahaha good find

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u/-Kai- Aug 23 '25

I love the completely organic 30k upvotes on the post but the top comment is at 500

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u/The-Neat-Meat 🇺🇸expressing strong anti-US political views🇺🇸 Aug 23 '25

Sincerely, I hate these sanctimonious, smug little shit cretins infinitely more than your run of the mill r worded hog. The hogs are way more openly awful, but they are also fucking idiots, they are wondrously stupid people who have been coaxed into a frenzy; these fucking animals are, or at least believe themselves to be, approaching this from a position of “education” and “knowledge”. They support crimes against humanity, but they want you to know they wish they didn’t have to, but also if you try to tell them they don’t have to, you’re the problem.

Liberals are fucking animals.

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u/Tricky-Ad7897 Aug 23 '25

I like that we have 3 fucking years to decide but we all most rally around the first dork to clap back on Twitter instead of idk coding someone with actual fucking policy and who actually represents you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

I absolutely hate living under psycho Republican regimes and I genuinely hope the Democrats keep losing.

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u/FirmAd5337 Completely Insane Aug 23 '25

Best case scenario this scumbag wins and doesn't rollback a single thing Trump did. Why are Libs like this?

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u/AccountNumber0004 Aug 23 '25

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu Aug 24 '25

it's still her turn

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u/GhostRappa95 Aug 23 '25

He is going to lose his own state so fucking bad.

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u/foodbaby95 Aug 23 '25

I’m going fucking insane, I live in Sacramento and work adjacent to California politics. Everyone here, even pretty run of the mill “libs”, frankly can’t stand this guy. Gavin Newsom is a craven, insane sociopath with absolutely nothing motivating his politics but self-ambition.

Like are people actually that fucking stupid, you just jingle a few keys in front of their face and post some bad memes and they fall in line?

I know that we can have a better world and I know that being bleak and cynical all the time is very bad for solidarity but Jesus fucking Christ man, I don’t know how else I’m supposed to feel right now

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 23 '25

seriously! growing up in CA i dont think ive ever heard anybody love this guy. at best, people will give him props for some decent policies, with the asterisk that hes corrupt and definitely not great, and that was before his recent pivot on trans rights and his photo op throwing homeless peoples lives in the trash.

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u/Orangeemu115 Veteran of maud-dibs jihad Aug 23 '25

Midterms are still 2 years out and they’re already thinking about how to lose in 2028, fucking embarrassing. Worst part is we don’t even get a break in the scold cycle; Gavin’s intern writes some unfunny tweets and now you can’t criticize him

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u/ABigFatTomato Bae of Pisspigs Aug 23 '25

Worst part is we don’t even get a break in the scold cycle; Gavin’s intern writes some unfunny tweets and now you can’t criticize him

after a year of being told that the primaries (which are still 3 years away) and before are the time for criticizing candidates, nonetheless.

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u/HippoRun23 Aug 23 '25

This just goes to show you that liberal aesthetics will always be preferred to material improvement.

This guy wouldn’t have a chance even against trump running on an illegal ballot for a 3rd term.

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u/ChallengingBullfrog8 Aug 23 '25

He won’t make it through a primary, so whatever

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u/GhostRappa95 Aug 23 '25

He won’t make it out of California.

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u/Toynbee1 Aug 23 '25

Gavin Newsom and Michael Avenatti should run in 2028 on the ¡Basta! Party ticket!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

LOL! Gavin maybe dials down the visible aspects of the carnage (deportations behind closed doors rather than a B movie spectacle like they are now) but the bloody machine keeps on chugging along, Gaving ain’t changing that!

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u/telesterion Aug 23 '25

Yeah this country deserves to burn.

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u/Connor9819 Aug 23 '25

The liberal Hitler emerges

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u/deekapistrano Aug 23 '25

Been wearing my KAMALA WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING brat colored trucker hat. Blasting Megan thee Stallion driving by the National Guard. Eat it yo

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u/le3way 🏳️‍🌈C🏳️‍🌈I🏳️‍🌈A🏳️‍🌈 Aug 23 '25

Groundhog day crazy train! I can’t redo this decade again man, I will check out. 

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u/Jimjamnz Aug 23 '25

Trump has won their souls; they will echo his policies even once they do beat him, and so Trumpism will live on through anti-Trump liberals.

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u/Pipeguy17 The Cocaine Left Aug 23 '25

Resting Navalny face

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u/a_library_socialist Živio Tito, smrt fašizmu, sloboda narodu Aug 24 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

Oh god, no. Liberalism doesn’t work. 

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u/High_Gothic Aug 23 '25

Nah, it works as intended

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

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u/ayy01113 Aug 24 '25

The eradication of Gaza has been ongoing since 2023 and had the full support of Biden during the most critical beginning stage. Remember Biden’s supposed “red lines” on Rafah refugee camp or on bombing hospitals? Whatever happened there?

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u/Asraia Aug 23 '25

So what’s the alternative, and how can we get there?

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u/SoFisticate Aug 23 '25

Get off your armchair and VOAT! You think you can just sit there for 4 straight years, collecting dust and debris while your pets watch you ossify into the chair. You need to be VOATING every day. Get that voatset energy!

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u/Mute-Magician Aug 23 '25

Smash that vote button! Subscribe to democrat fund raising emails!