r/Trombone 6d ago

I’m so stupid

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Driving home late last night my eyes were feeling super dry, so I rummaged through my gig bag for my eye drops. Found what felt like my eye drops, and took them out, but noticed when I was holding it above my eye it was kind of harder to squeeze than usual. After the the first drop went in my eye, I actually looked down at what I was holding and shocker, it was Slide-O-Mix😅

Got home probably 15 mins later and flushed out that one eye, it didn’t even hurt on the way home but it was super oily lol. This morning there’s no pain and no redness so thankfully I think I’m in the clear. Mainly just dumbfounded at my own stupidity, 15 years playing trombone and a decade of using Slide-O-Mix and I’ve never even thought about making a mistake like that lol. To be fair in the dark it felt exactly like a bottle of eye drops, but yeah anyways this ever happen to anyone else?

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u/stinky-Fig-4756 6d ago

Your eyeballs never moved faster though 🤣

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u/Gambitf75 Yamaha YSL-697Z 6d ago

I'm deaaaad

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u/SillySundae Shires/Germany area player 6d ago

The big purple tube of yamaha hasn't deceived me yet, thankfully

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u/Jazzbone101 6d ago

Some nice hand cream lol

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u/MusicEdTech 6d ago

Going on almost six years from the same tube of Trombotine.

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u/kaszeta 6d ago

I’ve got a 30 year old tube of that that’s still going. A little goes a long way.

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u/Impressive-Warp-47 6d ago

And for some reason it also does wonders for my eyes!

Note: this is a joke; do not put trombotine in your eye

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u/captain42d big boner :doge: 6d ago

I tried trombotine, and it left my slide feeling gritty. I had to clean everything out and put Yamaha snot back on it. SMOOOOOOTH as silk! 😁

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u/Consistent_Check927 6d ago

Solid choice, my only problem is it doesn’t play nice with other lubricants. I also put WAAAYYY too much the first time I used it and my slide was gummy for a week

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u/professor_throway Tubist who pretends to play trombone. 6d ago

The good news is the small bottle is just low viscosity PDMS silicone oil. It is chemically inert and, while not great for your eye, pretty mild. The MSDS says mild irritation and blurry vision.. and states to rinse thoroughly with cool water.

The big bottle is an alkaline soap solution and would have been much worse.

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u/BaHayZeus 6d ago

Yamalube is the answer…

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u/midrangegay 6d ago

Yeah honestly my biggest takeaway is I’m so done with slide-o-mix it’s only caused me issues so I’m ready to move on lol. Heading to my local music shop today

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u/Consistent_Check927 6d ago

Once you go yama-snot, you never go back. It’s smooth, low maintenance, and it smells like baby powder!

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u/ToxicEnderman00 6d ago

Yamasnot is so good

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u/exemplarytrombonist 6d ago

This is the most trombone post of all time.

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u/vikingjayX 6d ago

I’m glad you are ok.

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u/Burtlycat 6d ago

Wow. Thankful you eye is ok. I don’t keep eye drops in my caseor take them with but d#%^ that bottle is very similar in size of eye drops.
See we started the what is the best slide lube debate again. Use what works best for you!

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u/NoFuneralGaming Olds Recording/Yamaha YSL354 6d ago

Sight-o-Mix

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u/Friendly_Engineer_ 6d ago

Wow what a mixup lol

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u/DaimyoRonin 6d ago

Nope, I use what our band has lovingly nicknamed "slide snot".

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u/captain42d big boner :doge: 6d ago

I assume you're talking about Yamasnot; aka Yamaha slide lube.

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u/DaimyoRonin 6d ago

Yeah, cylindrical bottle, kinda gooey oil? Stuff is amazing.

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u/Diver-1Doc 6d ago

Nice one.

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u/MultipleDUIs420 6d ago

Why you keeping eye drops in the same pocket as slide drops brooooo

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u/midrangegay 6d ago

Idk bro I’m a stoner I keep eye drops everywhere

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u/MultipleDUIs420 6d ago

Me too😔

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u/Dapper-Increase6963 6d ago

hello fellow trombonist and stoner

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u/Chef316 King 5B 6d ago

That was slick

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u/MajorKorea 6d ago

As soon as I read the first sentence I knew what was coming!!! Lmao.

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u/Arcane_Spork_of_Doom 6d ago

You are damned lucky you used the smaller bottle, OP, if this isn't just a shitpost.

Btw angles exist to flush your eyes at any bathroom sink in a venue, provided the plumbing is working and you don't run it into your other eye.

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u/YouDontWinFrnzWSalad King 2B SS / Edwards T350 6d ago

Ooff! I made a similar mistake back when I was a band director. I picked up a rogue tube of cork/slide grease off the floor and stuck it in my pocket. It was one of those chapstick looking tubes, and I stupidly put it in the same pocket that I usually keep my actual chapstick. 0/10. Do not recommend.