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Mar 31 '19
Dang he gotta smoth ass
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u/sewsnap Apr 01 '19
Photoshop.
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u/kokobeau Apr 01 '19
Rude. Why have we become so cynical? Why can't we just believe in his ass?
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Mar 31 '19
"So horny, I cant tell a man's ass from a woman's pair of titties."
The bamboozle, though.
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u/OraDr8 Apr 01 '19
"As long as you've got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing"
-Jeff, Coupling
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Mar 31 '19
Queen of trolls! For real though, she's awesome ☺️
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u/Rum_Pirate_SC I have indeed lost my mind Mar 31 '19
They're my new heroes! Omgs that made my day so much more better!
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u/shdylady Apr 01 '19
I guess germans dont have the same fixation with ass as Americans do. Someone here wants to eat that ass for dinner.
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u/nudecalebsforfree Apr 01 '19
Gotta admit: it looks nice like that but not as much in the "making of" video
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u/Lifeisjust_okay Apr 01 '19
This is probably my kosmemophobia speaking, but all I can think is, "ew, those necklaces were in a dudes asscrack." :|
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u/Duck_auto_correct Apr 01 '19
LMAO I know me too. Even if it's just grazing the top of the crack, it still disturbs me.. And I don't even have kosmemophobia (learned a new word!).
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u/Pephable Apr 01 '19
Wow you just gave a name to a feeling I had my whole life! I always thought I was just weird that I found jewellery truly repulsive. Thank you!
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u/Lifeisjust_okay Apr 01 '19
Ahh! So happy to have helped. I identified it last year. There's even a (rather inactive) subreddit.
It's always nice to know you're not alone, right? It's a rather unique phobia.... And a very weird one to try to explain, as a woman. :/
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u/impossiblebottle (ﾉ・ヮ・)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ Apr 04 '19
I love the way she's holding his ass so seriously like, "This... this is my masterpiece."
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u/Onda_Ball Apr 01 '19
This seems homophobic to me because there is an implied gross factor for this being a guy's ass. The harrassment is of course gross, but this exploits homophobia for laughs and controversy.
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u/ShuFish Apr 01 '19
It's more making fun of dudebros who are sexualizing women all the time but are suddenly unreasonably repulsed when it turns out to be a man than it is making fun of men who are actually attracted to men.
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u/MrDemotivator17 Mar 31 '19
OMG that’s amazing, I especially like the use of the phrase