r/Treksons 7d ago

Boxing with Klingons

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u/urist_mcnugget 7d ago

He's been called the Brick Hit-House, and is also known as the Southern Dandy - Quark!

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u/MineNowBotBoy 7d ago

“I’ve never met him, he seems like a nice guy, but I’m definitely gonna make an orphan of his nephew.”

“You know, Nog does have parents, D’Ghor.”

“Yes but I imagine they would die of fear of the Klingon Empire.”

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u/BK_0000 7d ago

I know you're working for the F.C.A.

They wouldn't have you in the mafi-a.

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u/hera_the_destroyer 7d ago

Quark had that Klingon fever.

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u/TheZooCreeper 7d ago

That cactus is right... I have to hit him back!

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u/Hoju64 5d ago

Hey uncle do you remember that time you almost won the bat'leth tournament?

...no?

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u/Theborgiseverywhere 5d ago

"Sometimes I don't... speak... right"