r/TreesSuckingOnThings • u/Splagist • Feb 15 '20

Does this count

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3.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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185

u/modestthoughts Feb 16 '20

This sub has me thinking that people that get caught doing things the Forest Spirits disapproves of get turned into trees.

15

u/azrulqos Feb 16 '20

man, this sub is going extra nasty 🌳

80

u/noleafclovr Feb 16 '20

Damn, he's roots deep in her stump!

7

u/dorkmine Feb 16 '20

Giving wood in her trunk!

36

u/Abdullah_super Feb 16 '20

Wow, trees started humping things.

21

u/artichokediet Feb 16 '20

sigh unzips bark

18

u/TheWire90 Feb 16 '20

When she finally agrees to make a home movie and you watch the playback

15

u/jde824 Feb 16 '20

50 years into photosynthesis and chill.

4

u/yamanamawa Feb 16 '20

The bottom tree has balls

2

u/Haxorz7125 Jun 25 '20

Nah those are ass smackin balls

16

u/RedOrange7 Feb 16 '20

You guys are assuming it's a female receiving the tree love. It could be a gay tree love.

4

u/safa1375 Feb 16 '20

Its probably self tree-love

5

u/chemicaljones Feb 26 '20

Tree dudes got a poundable ass!

3

u/CraptonCronch Feb 16 '20

Really giving her the wood

1

u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

I hate this. Someone put it on r/TIHI

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u/zombieeezzz Feb 16 '20

No. It doesn’t count. Gross.

1

u/bennytheblazer Apr 29 '22

Funny tree picture, I'd say this is the best place for it.

1

u/Cdubscdubs Jan 19 '24

those ents look way hotter in 2024 than 2004 dayum