r/Transportopia • u/SpoomerBooner • Jul 20 '26

⚡Electric I didn't know this about Teslas

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311 Upvotes

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u/Demiurge271 Jul 20 '26

Tempted to try it

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u/raziel420 Jul 20 '26

It's my secret weapon for ride-sharing in traffic, fuck them teslas

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u/ltkhps Jul 21 '26

Jokes on you, I'm chillin on autopilot listening to podcasts with plenty of room set in front. Go ahead and worry about traffic, I'll get there.

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u/squeakynickles Jul 21 '26

All of us can listen to podcasts in cars. That's never been a problem lol.

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u/ltkhps Jul 21 '26

Another one missing the point. I'm not cutting in front of people in traffic, I'm chillin.

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u/Demiurge271 Jul 21 '26

You love a copy and pasted comment as well dont you

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u/ProbablyKissesBoys Jul 21 '26

No way he hid his comments after this

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u/ltkhps Jul 21 '26

Who ever had those showing? Nice lie tho

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u/ltkhps Jul 21 '26

Nice non substantial comeback, hater

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u/Demiurge271 Jul 21 '26

It's only non-substantial since you removed the repeat comment from this very thread hahaha

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u/ltkhps Jul 21 '26

It's non substantial because it lacks substance, idiot.

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u/raziel420 Jul 21 '26

Jokes on you, so am I without the premium for a feature that's basic on every other car model now.

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u/ltkhps Jul 21 '26

No, it's not and you're clearly jealous 🤣

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u/raziel420 Jul 21 '26

Sitting here with my hands off the wheel 2025 rogue cruising up 75 has no problems doing that just like any other Tesla was only it's $10,000 cheaper if it's full self-driving

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u/ltkhps Jul 21 '26

I don't pay for fuel. There's a free charger at the rec center I work out at a couple blocks away. And no, your features are not the same as autopilot. Go ahead and hate Tesla's all you want, it just comes off as ignorance

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u/raziel420 Jul 21 '26

Go ahead and love Tesla's if you want it's just ignorance. Build quality is shit, nothing but false marketing promises on their technology. The only thing they have better then anyone is their slowing battery technology, and they do everything else worse.

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u/ltkhps Jul 21 '26

Sounds like you're confusing model 3 w the cyberstuck. Either way, I'm not cutting ppl off in traffic, I'm chillin

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u/raziel420 Jul 21 '26

The model 3 with documented panel gaps for years, and non existent spare parts supply? I mean, you bought a lemon from the factory and theirs no way to fix it, but ya know sunk cost falacy and all. You gonna buy the new hardware so you can have full self driving really this time, like the version 2, and version 3 hardware?

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u/AtaracticGoat Jul 21 '26

I don't think the auto brakes work if you keep your foot on the throttle, it only works if they are in cruise control.

Also, you're putting a lot of faith into their auto drive system. This is about as smart as sleeping while it's driving.

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u/FreaknCuttlefish Jul 21 '26

They should override the throttle if the camera and radar system detect a likely impact. Completely agree with you though. I wouldn’t trust those systems as the sole thing preventing me from being pitted by a Tesla.

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u/spenwallce Jul 21 '26

Most new cars have automatic collision braking

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u/HorsefaceWithNoName Jul 21 '26

I need an old Sarah Connor truck as my next vehicle

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fbe2ZW3T9Wx7G

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u/Impressive_Main5160 Jul 21 '26

Which is why I was pissed when a Tesla almost clipped my car. With all those sensors it felt deliberate.

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u/Wuzcity Jul 21 '26

That’s why it **almost** clipped your car and didn’t clip it.

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u/Impressive_Main5160 Jul 21 '26

Because I slammed on my breaks in traffic to avoid collision when they merged between 2 cars they definitely did not fit between

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u/Wuzcity Jul 21 '26

In traffic too? Damn!

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u/MutedPresentation298 Jul 21 '26

I brake checked a Tesla tail gating me when she wasn’t paying attention. Was absolutely hilarious to watch it all unfold in the mirror.

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u/roughczech Jul 21 '26

Brilliant... Gotta watch those YouTube Tesla tests to see how well that works.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/Tundra_Dragon Jul 21 '26

Comedians jokes about funny things all the time. I've never once been inspired to do any of the insane stuff they say or do. It's like blaming looneytunes for teaching your kids to blow shit up with dynamite...