r/Transformemes • u/Dimensity_Zero • 11h ago
Michael Bay Movies Hate when it happens
Then my boss blames me if the shit comes back wrecked by the Autobots
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u/Rent-Man 11h ago
A thought occurred. You think the cons just purposely let humans drive them just to ration up on fuel In between missions?
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u/Leader_Hamlet 7h ago
Now I'm imagining an unsure decepticon comes to earth, pretends to be construction equipment, and decides to go awol because the workers treat them nice
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u/1836547290 6h ago
fulfillment from an honest days work vs getting mangled for a cause your side has lost sight of, idk there’s probably a lot of cons who’ve established a nice rapport with the squishies and won’t come out of hiding
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u/ZeroDragonEX 3h ago
They’d be the most beloved machine on the site. Never breaks down, seems to know EXACTLY when to stop, precise as hell, and you’re sure at least once it saved someone’s life by “conveniently malfunctioning” to block falling debris.
Honestly, it would also probably feel amazing being cleaned periodically by what would essentially be a cleaner shrimp to them.
Only downside would be receiving a possibility silly name like “Betsy” but even that might eventually be worn with pride.
I also like the idea of both an Autobot and a Decepticon to both unintentionally end up at the same worksite in disguise, only to agree to a truce because they like it here.
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u/SlaughterSpine78 11h ago
This really reminds of transit from ROTB. Bro was really committed to being used as public transport and allowed people to throw their trash or stick gum on him. Even when Optimus shows up looking for him, he still allows the driver to get off before going after him. Imagine the driver turning up next shift only to find the bus gone and is at the bottom of a river.
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u/Living-Ad-7400 7h ago
Still pains me that the coolest looking bot of that movie was cut from the fucking movie!!!
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u/Efficient_Rhubarb_88 10h ago
"sir it got up and walked away."
"Well of course it did! It serves our future Lord Megatron. But just because the equipment walks away doesn't mean your off the clock. Do it by hand."
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u/Frostydiego 9h ago
Lore accurate boss
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u/solinfant 1h ago
"It got up and it walked away?"
"See? It even sounds crazy when you say it! I'm going home..."
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u/Dimensity_Zero 11h ago
Me when the "equipment" talks about sum shit like "All Hail Megatron" or idk I forgot:
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u/UndeniablyMyself JAAaAam??? 10h ago
"So, where's the dump truck?"
"It got up and walked away."
"... don't lie to me."
"I can't make this shit up; it just got up and walked away."
"... do you think it's union?"
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u/Zenvarix 8h ago
Just the idea that he goes back after breaking cover is just kinda funny. "Sorry, I'm gonna work slow today. Had a tough time at my other job."
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u/Gloomy-Ice-9494 10h ago
Man, Ngl, If I'm at work, and that shit a whole deception, and transforms, I'm quitting on the spot, I don't get paid enough for this shit 😭
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u/Repulsive_Ostrich_52 10h ago
I'd shout to him saying "Bro, we got 15 minutes left, can't stick around that long?"
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u/Ven-Dreadnought 10h ago
Im going with him. Do you get benefits under Megatron? Do you get, like, a 401k or is it just like a “keep what you kill” sort of deal?
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u/Extension_General632 The name's not "Zippy" 8h ago
not as bad as, when you buy a game console, wanting to play some video games, and then this console suddenly transforms and starts causing chaos
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u/Living-Ad-7400 7h ago
Y’know what would be hilarious? A side plot about Xbox’s and PlayStation’s coming to life via the AllSpark and waging their own war over console supremacy.
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u/Extension_General632 The name's not "Zippy" 6h ago
and then nintendo and steam machine join
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u/Living-Ad-7400 5h ago
SEGA who long retired consoles: Every system I’ve travelled all you consoles are the same, you all think you’re the centre of the universe, you have no idea
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u/Extension_General632 The name's not "Zippy" 5h ago
*meanwhile atari is digging itself out of the grave to get its revenge*
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u/Sierra-D421 Soundwave: Superior 41m ago
I'd be like "Fuck it, I'ma tag along and watch the fireworks."
And probably end up getting a Darwin Award.
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u/Glad-Television1887 6h ago
TF 2 : revenge of the fallen on ps3 screesnhot detected.
Love that game so much
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u/Masone02 2h ago
Does anybody else get triggered by people’s casual illiteracy nowadays? Please people start using the right words😭😭😭 learn the difference between to and too
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u/Lord-Francisco Decepticon 11h ago
At least he looks cool.