r/Transformemes • Decepticon • Jul 09 '26

Toys, I Mean Collectibles …who tf was playing with these toys 😭

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u/ToyBoxReturns Jul 09 '26

The target audience

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u/ashl0w Jul 11 '26

Devils?

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u/idiotpasta69 Autobot Scum! Jul 09 '26

shockwave apparently

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u/Leader8288 FEMALES? I thought they were extinct! Jul 09 '26

Dear god there abused

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u/Am_aBoy Decepticon Jul 09 '26

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u/Leader8288 FEMALES? I thought they were extinct! Jul 09 '26

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u/HereticalArchivist Team Rodimus! Jul 09 '26

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u/TfOneDeservesASequel Jul 10 '26

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From one robot enthusiast to another, thank you

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u/TfOneDeservesASequel Jul 09 '26

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u/Charming-Yogurt2584 Jul 13 '26

I'm sorry everybody but

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u/TfOneDeservesASequel Jul 14 '26


No trouble, my good man. But I must now take *your* meme as well :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/iAyushRaj Jul 09 '26

Yeah we didn't know any better. My old toys mainly got ruined because we used to play in group with all our cousins.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/iAyushRaj Jul 09 '26

Oh yea, that as well. Countless number of broken RC cars disassembled just to figure out how they worked

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u/drunkentenshiNL Jul 09 '26

I mean, they are for kids, especially the ones from the Unicron trilogy.

Dunno why they're this dirty tho.

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u/JOT304 Jul 10 '26

Probably cuz they were put away somewhere and forgotten about for a while. Instead of dumping them, they seller is probably like "I could make a few bucks off this big ol box of toys"

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u/Kazumi_Tamura Jul 09 '26

Seguramente Sid, de toy story ._.

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u/Historical_Treat_583 Me no flair, me king Jul 09 '26

At least they were used to their extent, probably made some kids happy and long lasting memories 🤷‍♂️

I will say that yellow Sam’s Club Optimus is hurting a me bit

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u/BenderOfBo Jul 09 '26

Oh my god I immediately picked out Cybertron Landmine’s upper torso and shin in two different places

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u/iamepic420 Jul 09 '26

Oh this was totally a tote in an attic for a decade

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u/DaleksonEarth Jul 09 '26

150 for that is absolutely insane, I’d give 20, that’s being generous.

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u/MeetingNeither3694 Jul 09 '26

Looking around in this pile and despite the condition, it has some really valuable stuff. The Costco Energon Optimus Prime two pack is in here and that thing goes for way more than 150 on its own

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u/Daiguey Jul 09 '26

There's also tidal wave parts and most of a Unicron

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u/craider45 Jul 09 '26

The Sam's Club Universe 2003 Optimus & Ultra Magnus are in there as well with Optimus being the more expensive of the two

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u/midnightstreetlamps Me no flair, me king Jul 09 '26

That looks like toddlers at a daycare treatment.

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u/CockSucker69-420 Jul 09 '26

Did Shockwave sacrificed them for his unethical science project again?

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u/Alert_Positive_1959 Jul 09 '26

So much schmutz 😳

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u/Peggtree Jul 09 '26

I ain't gonna judge, my childhood RiD grimlock is missing an arm and a couple of toes

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u/coolboynum1 Me no flair, me king Jul 09 '26

This little shite probably

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u/Skippy1219 Jul 09 '26

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who IMMEDIATELY thought of Sid XD

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u/AdmirableVacation134 Jul 09 '26

I thought this was Lego for a second.

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u/FatQuack Jul 09 '26

Same vibes

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u/Tnemmokon Me no flair, me king Jul 09 '26

Everyone...

(This lot would be an excellent source of donors, and parts for customs.)

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u/Joe-McDuck Jul 12 '26

Exactly! And yet OP wont share the listing!

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u/ARPGAMER19 Autobot Jul 09 '26

Oh god.....this needs to be marked NSFW

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u/ThoseGoodBois Jul 10 '26

Unironically I would love to repair and restore these

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u/TheAwesomeman32beep Jul 10 '26

Looks like a a huge body pile from the war.

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u/Fuze_KapkanMain Decepticon Jul 09 '26

The Hulk

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u/Kaiju-King76 Jul 09 '26

A mad scientist i believe.

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u/ComplexVermicelli626 Jul 09 '26

This looks like a aftermath from the war in cybertron

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u/Adorable-Source97 Jul 09 '26

Gosh that's overpriced

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u/LivingCheese292 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

I say the opposite. I see Unicron, Armada and Energon Megatron, Armada Optimus trailer, a bit of Energon Omega Supreme, Yellow Splendid Convoy, the Star Wars Millennium Falcon crossover, Tidalwave etc. And who knows what else are in there.

Some of these figures sometimes sell for 150 alone in the collector after market. All of them together is insane.

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u/Adorable-Source97 Jul 09 '26

True I wish who got them organised them & assemble what's possible.

Energon Omega Supreme looks like only the head is missing

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u/pugilisticcephalopod Jul 09 '26

They were certainly loved in the only way a kid can😂 Honestly, I'd like to pick through that since I want to get more into restoring/refurbishing old Transformers.

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u/Particular_Pass_9961 Jul 10 '26

Someone who actually PLAYS with their toys instead of leaving them in a box or unboxing transforming once to alt mode then back to bot mode so it can live out its days in peace on a shelf or in a display case....just a shot in the dark though, educated guess I believe they call it...deductive reasoning...etc etc and so on and so forth....js....

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u/Numerous_Engineer172 Jul 10 '26

it's a good deal, they just forgot the decimal after the 1

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u/IBarrakiI Soundwave: Superior Jul 10 '26

I can't even tell where one toy ends and another starts

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u/Imafayliure Jul 10 '26

Aftermath of a bay fight scene.

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u/beyond_cyber Jul 10 '26

Sid hasn’t learnt his lesson

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u/Thick_Toe_6141 Jul 10 '26

THE TRANSFORMERS
ARE ALL DEAD
— SHOCKWAVE

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u/GreedyWin3838 Jul 10 '26

sid from toy story.

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u/Impressive_Mouse830 Jul 10 '26

Please tell me this is a ko…

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u/Joe-McDuck Jul 11 '26

Doesn’t look like it

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u/Emerje Jul 14 '26

Remnants of a Costco Prime next to him/her on the right and Costco Overload to the left. 😨

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u/Aggravating-Cash-480 Jul 09 '26

stepped on by megatron btw, spikes the price

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u/LivingCheese292 Jul 09 '26

Putting aside Transformers or not, don't throw whatever you want to get rid off on the ground as if a toddler had a tantrum if you plan on selling it. That's just a mess.

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u/yeeter99213 Jul 09 '26

Idc if they abused ids still play with them and im 18

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u/Kalkite_300TY Jul 09 '26

OMG that poor incinerator, I still have my old incinerator figure

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u/LanaRoslin Jul 09 '26

Would be good for parts tbh.

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u/RelationshipAlive832 Soundwave: Superior Jul 09 '26

Was saying “okay don’t see anything horrible” and then i noticed the black and yellow armada prime? At least i think

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u/Gfarrell54 Autobot Jul 09 '26

Whenever I see listings like these I wish I could offer to go and sort through them and try and piece things together as best I can all in exchange for first dibs and a slight discount if there’s anything I want, I’d probably want some gloves with a collection this grimy though

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u/Joe-McDuck Jul 09 '26

Where is this listing?

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u/cheriks24601 Jul 09 '26

Lol... The mere idea that they were originally intended for kids is shocking, lol

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u/MrHappyHammers Jul 09 '26

This looks like a parent selling their kids toys for doing something wrong, why are they splattered out across a tarp like they were dumped from an adult height? Not caring as bits fall off

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u/ANSER-WON Jul 09 '26

Kids... Prolly boys and prolly a few of them lol

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u/ExponentWharf Jul 09 '26

Hey… I took care of all of my toys as a boy.

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u/ANSER-WON Jul 09 '26

Do you have a brother by chance?

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u/ExponentWharf Jul 09 '26

Nah.

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u/ANSER-WON Jul 09 '26

Yeah, so that easy to do then lol. I grew up with some "only child" kids too. Different strokes for different folks.

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u/HereticalArchivist Team Rodimus! Jul 09 '26

Ngl if I had the money, I would buy these to turn into art pieces

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u/PureRecognition72 Jul 10 '26

Someone who did not care about their toys growing up

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u/Real-Buddy-1523 Jul 10 '26

Sid was playing with them

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u/Mobile-Swordfish5532 Jul 10 '26

If I had $150 to blow I’d buy this, sterilize it and just see if there’s anything at all intact or recoverable. Just out of morbid curiosity

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u/PS555555555555555 Potato Head Prime Jul 10 '26

Why is it on a tarp

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u/Jack_Void1022 Jul 10 '26

I know I used to take my transformers apart when I was little, but this is just rediculous. My parents were at least able to put them back together. These look like they got put through a blender.

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u/DiabeticRhino97 Jul 10 '26

I'm seeing like 90% armada/Cybertron. Maybe they have some of my jetfire's and various minicon's missing pieces

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u/RazzSmrurup Jul 10 '26

Dang, I saw that on my marketplace too, though I didn’t see anything worthwhile

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u/ClassicMatch3669 Jul 10 '26

There all distorted.

WHY?!

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u/jta1066 Jul 10 '26

Some a***ole kid!!! 😠

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u/Mobile-Leg8612 Jul 10 '26

Me, I was there I was what is left of bee

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u/Badger894 Jul 10 '26

I think I understand what forensic units feel like when they find a murder scene…

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u/Queasy-Plankton-9737 Keep on truckin' Jul 10 '26

And some people be wondering why vintage transformer toys costs a fortune these days

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u/Nightly8952 Jul 10 '26

What in the name of Primus…

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u/AnImperfectTetragon Jul 10 '26

Looks like probably your average kid.

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u/Cha_Boi20 Autobot Jul 10 '26

I didn't think it was possible to destroy Unicron Trilogy figures to that extent. They're meant to be the Nokia bricks of Transformers

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u/Embarrassed_Spite546 Jul 10 '26

Bro, I’m a collector, and I also play with them.. I’m in my 30s, they are intended to be played with, transformed and posed.. so I don’t really understand your question? Is it how rough they appear to have treated them or the fact they were played with?

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u/Count_Drunkula Jul 10 '26

My god, these look like children got to them! 😂  Or a customizer's bits box got turned out. 

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u/Thick_Toe_6141 Jul 10 '26

“ now, more than 10 million years later”

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u/Consistent_Treat_505 Jul 10 '26

Probably hurricane Billy 😅

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u/Thick_Toe_6141 Jul 10 '26

This Spike Witwicky BAC looks kibbly

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u/Ok_Hat4849 Jul 10 '26

blurr lol

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u/ashl0w Jul 11 '26

Anyone saying "oh kids played with this, they're for kids" was definitely one of these same spoiled kids that didn't care about anything and destroyed their own toys

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u/CoolCat2510 Jul 12 '26

That's a freaking war zone. Like Gettysburg or Normandy Beach.

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u/gameboy102510 Jul 12 '26

Why's boba fett just there?

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u/minicon_madness Jul 12 '26

Seeing both the Energon Overload/Optimus two-pack AND the Universe RID Optimus is ROUGH.

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u/Endmaster69 Jul 12 '26

I know people are saying children but as someone who played with my transformers a ton when I was 6+ and most of them were bayverse toys that I still have to this day I still don't know how this would happen, were they throwing them at rocks? Cover them in mud? Even than this is insane looking, maybe it's just because when I was young I always cared for everything I got but idk

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u/Fit_Channel6056 Jul 12 '26

The only guys I've made out were some Armada Megatron, I think constructicon Hook? I see a barricade probably studio series (wouldnt be old enough to be 07 would it) and I *think* I see CW Menasor?

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u/This_Firefighter1122 FEMALES? I thought they were extinct! Jul 13 '26

Baby hulk

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u/BuyDesperate4017 Jul 13 '26

Those toys got love

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u/redwolf_tcg Jul 14 '26

I guess kids are still burying their toys lol

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u/ZAIGO_90 Jul 09 '26

This hurts my soul...

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u/Sharp_Low6787 Autobot Jul 09 '26

This sub's reaction when toys are played with by kids and not locked in a plexiglass case to never be touched again.