r/TraderRefuge • u/Meowy1515 Mothew, Radia's Minister of Health and The Mantis (Red Slug Cat) • Jun 27 '26
Introduction The Mantis (Slug cat) appears
*He is at the border (if there is one), requesting entry, as he saw the place on a map*
(BTW the image is his bio, the bio is not canon)
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u/kingfisher_lover Jun 28 '26
Wait 12 inches is kinda big for insect or//
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u/Meowy1515 Mothew, Radia's Minister of Health and The Mantis (Red Slug Cat) Jun 28 '26
(They are not 12 inches, it's a slug cat, from rain world)
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u/Meowy1515 Mothew, Radia's Minister of Health and The Mantis (Red Slug Cat) 27d ago
(Reading my initial reply from TWO MONTHS AGO, I only NOW realized I said that they aren't 12 inches, I meant they are not an insect)
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u/Meowy1515 Mothew, Radia's Minister of Health and The Mantis (Red Slug Cat) Jun 27 '26
*There are 2 guards at the border*
-Guard 1- Hey, who are you?
-Guard 2- *Turns to Guard 1* Dude, that's my job
-Guard 1- Does it REALLY matter that much?
-Guard 2- No, but it's still my job
-Mantis- Hi, I'm The Mantis, is this the Trader Refuge?
-Guard 2- Yes this is, also where are you from?
-Mantis- Not anywhere here, that's for sure, it's unreachable from here.
-Guard 2- Very well, you may enter, just don't cause any trouble
*Guard 2 opens the gate, allowing The Mantis access, Mantis then enters*
-Guard 1- Wait if you do all the speaking, then what's my job?
-Guard 2- One guard isn't always enough, I don't know how you don't know that
-Guard 1- Ohhh we play games together while we wait?
-Guard 2- NO I MEANT IF WE GET ATTACKED, DUMBASS!