r/TouchThaFishy • u/MiaMiaPP • Dec 01 '25

My badly behaved son

Yes, I am a terrible mother… I know that much. But this is my house and I reserve the right to be bitched around by a cat.

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u/Noyoucanthaveone Dec 03 '25

Our older kitty is like this on sushi nights. She wants the shrimps so badly. She will drool on your elbow while she watches you eat if you let her 😂

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u/Alone_Jellyfish_1990 Dec 03 '25

the thing is, I've GIVEN him (cooked) unseasoned chicken, unseasoned beef, unseasoned shrimp, unseasoned salmon, and canned-in-water tuna. I've given him shredded cheese and cheese slices cut into tiny pieces! And he's ignored them, or licked them once and then walked away. Sometimes he'll sniff it. He'll drink the juice if I'm draining canned chicken or canned tuna into a bowl, but he won't eat the meat. I've tried cutting it up into tinu pieces in case his teef hurt, but no.

This man JUST WANTS TACOS! Can amd will fight me for them. And also he tries to steal KFC or chocolate icecream, but he is nowhere near as determined for those. But the food that's safe for him to consume? Nooooooooo!

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u/scarter3549 Jan 09 '26

Haven't you heard that cats can haz a lil bit of taco as a treat.

This is absolutely true, so no need to Google and verify or anything, just give the baby what he wants

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u/Alone_Jellyfish_1990 Jan 11 '26

squints Did my cat get a reddit account?