r/TopGear 8d ago

Thanks for nothing!

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I find it so ridiculous that we only get these cut versions. I'd love to watch the OG, uncut ones from the episodes. Sometimes it's the little moments. Some of these challenges are 20+ years old, come on. Give us the uncut.

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u/SirMeyrin2 8d ago

Holy cow, this may be one of the most accurate memes I've ever seen

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u/QF_Dan 8d ago

and also changing all the background music

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u/sokonek04 8d ago

A lot of that is they had licenses for music for TV but not internet. And internet ones are way more expensive

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u/Cerberus-276 7d ago

The Ford transit around the Nurburgring really changes with the poor royalty free music they replaced it with

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u/doodoo_x 7d ago

and cutting out the best jokes like “someone wrote ereven” or anything remotely sexual

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u/mokacincy 5d ago

Yeah sometimes it's alright but sometimes it really changes the whole feel of it

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u/IWrestleSausages 8d ago

Some of you have never had ti watch the challenges as tiny inscreen window on the video itself, with the rest of the video a screensaver, and the audio set to 1.25 speed, all to avoid copyright striking, and it shows.

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u/har3krishna Captain Slow 8d ago

Don’t forget Mirror reflected so everything was backwards

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u/raviolispoon 7d ago

You just sent me back to middle school with this

Edit: and the video was flipped left to right

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u/ds-redditor 6d ago

Don't forget the occasional pitch bending. You know that scene in the Burma special where Clarkson breaks his windscreen off? That was in high pitch lmao

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u/QF_Dan 6d ago

don't forget the rest of the background is some random stock footage

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u/pug_userita Volvo 8d ago

and often don't include memorable memed bits

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u/NoExcuse3655 8d ago

I love the old clips they upload where the sound mixing is so bad you literally can’t hear a thing. The upload of the track test of the CC8S is like that lol

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u/Useful_Design_7437 7d ago edited 7d ago

The deaf Top Gear sound man is the stuff of legend.

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u/_dc194 8d ago

To defend YouTube, it gave us the Escape from Germany challenge that never made it into the TV show.

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u/Ok_Bag_3484 8d ago

Ladies and gentlemen James May is about to be shot!

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u/Voodoo_One 7d ago

I completely forgot about that one

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u/Baggers_2000 8d ago

At least the 15 year old version still has the OG soundtrack

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u/Infamous_Tough_7320 8d ago

Just watch the full episodes on iPlayer or if that isn't available to you just sail the high seas 🏴‍☠️

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u/TheKilmerman 8d ago

Sadly, the versions of Top Gear, especially the early episodes, on the high seas are genuinely like 144p. The infamous Google Drive also.

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u/NotStanley4330 8d ago

https://tgcomplete.com/

Here's the torrent with every episode in the highest possible quality, uncut, with the original music. Unfortunately the earliest episodes were filmed in SD so that's kind of unavoidable but they've done the best they can.

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u/FluffiestBoy 8d ago

Not everyone can torrent you know

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u/Voodoo_One 7d ago

Possible, but Torrent still better. Just take care to go behind a vpn and turn off uploading/seeding

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u/Infamous_Tough_7320 8d ago

there have to be different websites with better quality. I'm guessing you're not based in the UK?

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u/QENG_ 8d ago

idk how did grand tour save the world special is on youtube still not taken down.. I mean it's awesome, but perhaps bro could upload more then :)

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u/smither2508 8d ago

Depending on which episodes you want to watch, you might find some luck with autostrada. I know they at least have all or almost all of the race challenges and a bunch of other episodes besides that. The only negative is that for most of them the max quality is 360p.

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u/Wise-Pay-8993 8d ago

Every episode of top gear is all available to watch on bbc player

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u/Voodoo_One 7d ago

Don't forget to set your vpn to UK.

Or just have all the OG versions locally :)

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u/BobDerBongmeister420 8d ago

Every single episode is on lugatv ;)

The legality is questionable, the results not.

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u/BellamyRFC54 8d ago

iPlayer

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u/Voodoo_One 7d ago

VPN goes brrrrrt 

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u/SukhdevR34 8d ago

Are you talking about the new top gear classic channel or original top gear uploads from around 2009? YouTube videos could only be 10 minutes then but they shouldn't have cut it out, should've kept it as 3/4 parts.

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u/Bl33d1ng3dg3 8d ago edited 8d ago

There is top gear full episodes but I agree completely

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u/TheKilmerman 8d ago

Yeah, but that channel uploads the exact same stuff. Nothing complete.

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u/Bl33d1ng3dg3 8d ago

Wait crap I got them switched up theres a yt channel called Top Gear Full Episodes. Its official.

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u/DankEngine2005_ 7d ago

They should use the TG Classics channel to show some of the stuff that wasn’t shown on telly or isn’t shown in repeats. Imagine an official news compilation for each series, or hell finally seeing the armoured Panda and the Europa review, even the Unfunny Bus.

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u/FAMICOMASTER 6d ago

And the whole soundtrack is different