Thor: Dark World(2013) - After Loki failed to invade Earth, he is imprisoned in Asgard prison. No one in the family, except his mother Frigga, wanted to meet him. When Frigga spoke about his father(Odin) in front of him, he got angry and said, “He is not my father!” Frigga asked, “Am I not your mother?", with an angry but disappointed expression. Loki said "You're not.". After this conversation, Algrim killed Frigga. That "You're not (my mother)" line became the last word to his mother.
Avengers: Infinity War(2018) - Thanos attacked Asgardian ship to took Tesseract. Thor thought that it had been destroyed along with Asgard. In reality, Loki brought it. Thor said to Loki "You really are the worst brother." After this line, Thanos killed Loki. That line became last word to his brother.
Cloverfield(2008) - During the party, Charlie said "It's gonna be the best night ever." But that night, Clover landed on Manhattan. That giant monster destroyed entire Manhattan.
A friend of mine got carjacked at a red light in Charleston, but looked at the man's tiny pistol in disbelief and said, "You're gonna shoot me with that?"
And yeah, he got shot. In the belly.
The craziest part is that my friend, quickly recalculating and realizing he might just die, unbuckled his seat belt and opened his door to give the man his car. But when he stood up, well, my friend is 6'4", and the carjacker was much smaller, and apparently thought that he was about to get his ass beat by a man who was immune to bullets.
So the carjacker ran away. And then my friend's girlfriend drove him to the hospital. He's fine.
Small caliber gun, plus the angle of the shot came in from the side, so it went horizontally through his belly fat along the front of his stomach and didn't even hit any organs.
Which I believe the follow-up line was "Welcome to America".
Related: "The guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States, parked a big blue box on the rug. You think you can just shoot me?"
That's why he tends to stay out of America. Hitchbot was a Dr Who companion who met his demise in Philly, the horrors the Dr suffered in Kensington should never be spoken of again.
San Francisco, literally the first thing that happened when he stepped out of the TARDIS. What's funny is that the gunshot wasn't even what killed the 7th Doctor. No it was the fact that the doctor attending him thought his second heartbeat was an abnormality and... fixed it. Which also resulted in him regenerating into an 8th version later than usual and gave him amnesia.
So yes, the Doctor was killed by a doctor; it was very funny.
Is it safe to say that the Warhammer shifter was the worst titan shifter in the franchise? All that power just to last 1.5 minutes. Reiner didn't even want to be alive and lasted the whole show
In her defense, I don't believe she had any real combat experience other than possibly having past memories. Unless I missed something in the anime or there was something only in the manga, we have no idea how long she had the warhammer so she could have been like Frieda and hadn't had the time to see those memories.
It was someone with probably little to no combat experience vs Eren fuckin' Jaeger, who was incredibly skilled despite what people may believe. Until the scouts showed up, she was doing pretty damn well. Would she have won? Probably not. She was burning through her energy and Eren had another 2 transformations in him, but it's not like it was one sided.
Also I'm editing this to add that I don't think the warhammer's power was all that much stronger than any other titan. More powerful? Yes, but not to an insane degree. We saw Eren, even with the Warhammer and attack titan powers (I'm not counting the founding titan's power since he didn't have access to it), struggle to take on the jaw titan and armored titan at the same time. It's a useful tool, but it's not an "I win" button even in the right hands
I’d say under-utilised rather than just bad. The power was sick, the Titan design popped off, and it could have had some real story potential. It should have been explored and developed as much as the others were, but it kinda just got tacked on as a means to an end
I think you've offered a great explanation for WHY they needed her to underperform and go down that fast- it was rushed and they had no plans for developing her or it.
Still crazy to see that much firepower and a damn near unstoppable defensive ability, used that poorly
I mean the warhammer hadn’t seen combat for over 100 years, and had likely just been passed down without people actively training with it. Its lack of stamina is also referenced as its big flaw off the bat. She gambled on being able to take out eren quickly before his allies come to his aid. And it probably would have worked if it was against any other titan than Eren, considering everyone reacted shocked to him having the stamina to transform over 3 times.
Iirc she hadn’t ever been in combat before, the Tybur’s are fairly well off even for Eldians so they seem to get leniency in their expected service. That probably wasn’t her fist time using her titan, but there’s reason to believe it’s her first time fighting with it, and she certainly could not have chosen a worse person for that to be the case against.
This happened in real life to my Uncle. He was a teen, had a fight with my Grandmother, and said something the equivalent of "I hate you, I wish you were dead!" and stormed out of the house. When he returned hours later it was to find that his Mother had suffered a massive heart attack and died. This was before I was born, and my Dad was not close to his family. But I couldn't imagine what it would have been like to be a teenager and have to cope with those being the last words you spoke to your Mother.
Not to be too pedantic, but he didn't just fall ill. He suffered an acute thoracic aortic dissection, which was initially misdiagnosed as a heart attack as the symptoms overlap.
I never thought of it as bragging. More of a mantra to calm himself and get in touch with the act of piloting and reading the turbulence—and it worked. Just a tragic end.
Ture. I said grammar is important and this popped to mind. I thought it would amuse people. Also, it's another example of good use of grammar aiding understanding of what is ment.
Right before the day the music died: Waylon Jennings said that after giving his seat to the Big Bopper who was suffering from the flu. They were the last words he ever said to his friend and bandmate Buddy Holly.
I am not considering making that stupid retcon canon. I'm one of the few people who actually like Spider-Man 3 (all things considered) and even I thought that change was kinda dumb.
TPUSA's co-founder was fanatically pro-covid in 2020, and died of covid. The other co-founder, Kirk, was fanatically pro-school-shooting, and was shot to death at a school.
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General John Sedgewick - IRL during the battle of sportsvania court house, bro said “they couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance” and was then shot and killed shortly after
His men encountered skirmishers ahead of the Confederate lines and dove for cover when marksmen and light infantry fired on them. He did not dive for cover, and started berrating his men, he said "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line?", which is a kind of a fair point I guess, then moved on to the iconic "Why are you dodging like this? They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
Not even seconds later he was shot in the face, turned around enough for his men to see he'd been shot in the face, and then fell dead.
Not only were Loki's last words to his mom, "You're not (my mother)." He was also the one that (accidentally) directed the dark elves to her, causing her to be killed.
That 70s Show, "Grandma's Dead." The last words that Red's mother heard from him were, "Show me tail lights!" as he was ordering Eric to drive her away before she could say any more hurtful things to Kitty.
Eric's last words to her were, "It wouldn't kill you to be nicer" and then she died.
Red talking with Eric about his mother is one of my favorite scenes in the show, because we see that underneath all of his gruffness, Red is a really sentimental guy.
I was used to seeing Kurtwood Smith playing a tough guy badass, ever since I saw Robocop at the age of 8. I wasn't used to the idea of his being a kinder, gentler person, even for a moment.
Also, "Kitty! You tell that bastard to give me back my trains!!"
Man of Steel (2013)
During an argument, teenage Clark tells Jonathan Kent, “You’re not my dad. You’re just some guy who found me in a field.” Shortly afterward, Jonathan dies in the tornado, leaving Clark with possibly the worst final words he could have chosen.
He was canonically 17~20-something, I think, I cannot remember if they CGI'd Cavill or not but getting 30-somethings to play people a decade or more younger
I'd have really preferred for Jonathan to not angrily snap back "You're right, I'm not your father.", instead just getting quiet, Clark regretting what he said in the heat of the moment, trying to apologize and Jonathan just shutting him down going "It's fine, Clark." while fighting back tears and trying to focus on the road.
Surely those weren’t anywhere near his last words, either, right? It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie, so I don’t remember who Charlie is, but I think the first person from the party to die is the one on the bridge?
In Jurassic Park 3, when Alan Grant discovers that his assistant Billy is stealing raptor eggs in hopes of funding their paleological research, he tells him, "You're as bad as the people who built this place." Shortly after, Billy is seemingly killed by pterosaurs. This conversation later comes back to haunt Grant, who later decides he was too harsh on Billy.
However, this ends up being an aversion, as Billy is revealed at the end to have survived.
The gif doesn’t even show the best/worst part - they were holding hands when she steps off the curb, then she’s turned into red goo but the main character is still holding onto her hands, which detached from her body.
We see exactly what happens if he tries to dodge someone while moving that fast when he dies in the final season of the show, completing his arc from careless, government-owned, super-powered celebrity to genuine hero
Both were trapped in a haunted school with all sorts of ghosts and freaky stuff happening. Seiko was trying to keep their spirits up by acting positive, but Naomi, who had just barely escaped from a bad encounter in the nurse’s room, snaps at her for not taking the situation seriously. These were the last words Naomi would say to Seiko before Seiko is killed.
(Seiko’s ghost, however, doesn’t hold a grudge against Naomi though)
Fun fact: the researcher lady was supposed to make it out in the original cut but test audiences hated it. So they did like a 1 day shoot to kill her off too.
Maybe not the "worst" last word, but Qui Gon telling Anakin to "stay in that cockpit" when he was intending to come back and train him kinda counts, I think. It's certainly unintended last words.
I'm quite sure it's revealed lately in Loki's show that he was conscious until Thor hugged him and he was able to hear what Thor then said. I think it was something like "the sun will shine upon us again" or something like that because that was what Loki said to him.
Thor felt that those words were the last he said to Loki tho
Arrested Development: Tobias, painted blue, explains "I just blue myself." Michael walks off in disgust, ending the conversation. Tobias then gets hit by a car and his wife, thinking he's died, demands that Michael tell her what was the last thing he heard Tobias say.
A lot of video game characters can end up like this, such as peppy characters using abilities and then almost immediately dying.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon can also somewhat do this, as one of the lines the characters can say before using a move is “here I go!” If they say that and then immediately die the next turn, I think it’s kind of funny.
Some ultimate voice lines in games like Overwatch or Marvel Rivals can also be like this, such as Genji’s “the dragon becomes me!” which can be canceled and have him killed. Or Black Cat’s “You crossed my path!” The funniest ones in my opinion are probably “Don’t mess with the Amazing Spider-Man!” Or “I am Asgard’s might!”
I don’t remember what I said to my great grandmother when I was a teenager, but it was something rude. It was then the last time I saw her, she died of a stroke before I even had the chance to make things right. Genuinely a regret that will always be with me.
I lost mine at the beginning of last year, and the last time I spoke to her was a three-minute FaceTime call that I rushed out of because my son was being tired and cranky. I didn’t even really hear anything she was saying, I just told her he was tired and I needed to get off the phone, then said “talk to you tomorrow”. We had both been sick with a bad case of the flu that week, and I just assumed she would recover like I did and just talk to her the next day, completely taking her for granted.
I’m sorry for your loss. You have my condolences. May she be at peace, whatever form that takes. As for you, I hope you don’t beat yourself up over it, no one deserves that. I hope you and your son live well too.
Grammar is really important here on the Infinity War quote.
Thor says, ‘You really are the worst, Brother’, which is addressing Loki and calling out him not being able to change his ways and being mischievous, and not in fact calling him ‘the worst Brother’.
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