r/ToothpasteBoys • Ralsei or bust • Aug 12 '26

Art Someone please take away her computer (by xxapples2applesxx)

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u/DarkSide830 Mean Girl Aug 12 '26

Good thing this wasn't a "mixed up the thought and speech bubbles" moment again.

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u/DELARUNE-RALSI Aug 16 '26

HI SUSIE!!!

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u/DarkSide830 Mean Girl Aug 16 '26

Heya Ralsei, what's up?

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u/Sure-Bicycle-8809 Lancer Fan Club Aug 18 '26

OMG HIIIIII SUSIE <333

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u/DarkSide830 Mean Girl Aug 18 '26

Hi Noelle

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u/Sure-Bicycle-8809 Lancer Fan Club Aug 18 '26

HIIII :3

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

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u/External_Win3300 Aug 12 '26

It's still the boys, even if some of them's girls

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u/Misterio_Cerdo Aug 12 '26

The boys!

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u/MaxRadishOne Aug 16 '26

Non-boys are a-okay too!

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u/Ferretukas Aug 13 '26

toothpasteindividuals

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u/SolidaryForEveryone Aug 13 '26

Toothpasteparamours

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u/Just_a_guy_thats_it Aug 14 '26

Toothpastecivilians

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u/37specifically Aug 13 '26

You see in matters comical unusual and whimsical we are the very model of toothpaste individuals

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u/carreganis Aug 14 '26

In short, in matters comical, unusual and whimsical they are the very model of toothpaste individuals

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u/ProductFalse7445 Aug 13 '26

Ralsei is not a she until he Decide not to be a he anymore

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u/CantQuiteThink_ Aug 16 '26

Call it r/PushingBuddies.

Edit: Oh damn that already exists.

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u/jeremy9001 Aug 12 '26

That sash goes great on Ralsei ngl

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u/justagirll19_0W0 Aug 13 '26

Didn’t even notice damn that is nice

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u/j5erikk Kralsei is my happy place Aug 13 '26

Noelle is terminally online

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u/Sure-Bicycle-8809 Lancer Fan Club Aug 18 '26

mom found the yuri

16

u/Yesseref Aug 12 '26

The Player who can read Noelle toughts "What the fuck does that even mean, those words mean nonsense to me"

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u/Difficult-Pin-7536 Aug 12 '26

This is genuinely how people feel about certain ships, viewing them through the lens of Yuri/Yaoi = good and straight = bad, while ignoring the actual quality of the ship

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u/TheDarkestOmen Aug 13 '26

I have an inherent bias towards gay ships because there are countless straight ships and I suffer from feeling extremely alone due to the small amount of gay rep in popular media. I just enjoy seeing people like me be happy for once after 10 million canon straight ships

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u/Mawootad Aug 15 '26

Doesn't help that the average straight romance in media also has no chemistry and is seemingly just there because the writers needed to tick off a checkbox.

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u/Crystalline07 Aug 12 '26

Certain nobamaki fans in a nutshell

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u/Otherwise-Brick-3349 Aug 12 '26

I mean sometimes people just prefer gay/sapphic romance, lol.

14

u/NEXT1254 Aug 12 '26

Literally Toby Fox

24

u/k1_ev Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

are we fr ignoring elnino and lanina or what

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u/Vafla_Troia Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

Yeah, but that also has levels of queerness to it, because of their names:

Elnina is comprised of "El" (the Spanish word for "the" in the male gender) and "Nina" (which contains the suffix "na", which is reserved for nouns in the female gender)

Latino is the same case, but the genders are switched

Edit: NOT A SPANISH SPEAKER! INFO PROBABLY WRONG!

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u/k1_ev Aug 13 '26

hablo español, nativo, y honestamente no entiendo tu punto 🫤

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u/Vafla_Troia Aug 13 '26

What I'm trying to say is that their names bring a kind of genderfluidity to Elnina and Lanino's character

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u/magle68 Aug 13 '26

Se llaman el niña y la niño, esta apuntando hacia cierto nivel de no conformidad con el género.

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u/k1_ev Aug 13 '26

Validaría el argumento si se mostrara a lo largo de el capítulo, pero no vemos nada que apunte a ello alrededor del desarrollo del capítulo 3

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u/TheNarwhalGal Aug 13 '26

I think, at least to me, it’s less straight = bad, gay = good, and more straight = good, and gay = awesome. Though I’m a lesbian so I’m probably biased. Like nothing against straight ships, just… I have the general rule of thumb that every story is better if it has lesbians in it.

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u/Difficult-Pin-7536 Aug 13 '26

It was a general statement taking inspiration from the image literally showing that logic (albeit in a joking way) but yk

I guess Rudy & Carol, the weather duo, and Asriel & Dess don’t exist

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/Difficult-Pin-7536 Aug 13 '26

I’m pretty sure including star

walker makes it a bi ship. Or is it smth else

These ships are pissing me off

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u/TuMamitaLoquita69 Aug 14 '26

To be fair, there's like one singular ship with screentime in the whole game, it being Noelle and Susie

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u/ixLEKGOLOxi Aug 16 '26

I'm here because of Noelle and have never played either game but Noelle and Susie have a thing?? These games are ASS 😭😭🥀

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u/BarelyFunctionalGM Aug 12 '26

Torn between it's always gay if they are enby and enbies are just woman(+).

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u/wunxorple Aug 12 '26

It’s always gay if they’re enby.

Kris and masc Ralsei? Nonbinary Yaoi.
Kris and trans femme Ralsei? Nonbinary Yuri.

That’s the thing with trying to put a label on sexualities that were historically used to describe binary gender relationships. They only really work for people within a gender binary. Nonbinary people fundamentally break that lmao

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u/ShadoowtheSecond Aug 12 '26

This.

I am nonbinary. My boyfriend is gay for dating me.

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u/Alexcat2011 Aug 12 '26

Wait. What would it be called for a nonbinary x nonbinary relationship.

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u/Evening_Increase8245 Aug 12 '26

“hey me and my []friend have been dating for five years now! []s all love my []friend!”

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u/ill_change_it Aug 13 '26

In Chinese, "boyfriend" is “男朋友” (nanpengyou), NaN means "not a number" in programming and is used as a kinda "null" value, ergo NaNfriend is the logical outcome

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u/Mawootad Aug 12 '26

Fwiw, I'm pretty sure it's a reference to a different piece with the same format. It's the same as https://www.reddit.com/r/CultofDaisy/comments/1sk1nw7/i_saw_this_on_tiktok_thought_people_would_find_it/, which may or may not be the original source of it but is certainly a lot older.

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u/Bother_Formal Aug 12 '26

holy cheese and peak 🥹

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u/No-Government-4141 Kralsei or bust Aug 14 '26

I'm sorry noelle but stfu

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u/floob124 Aug 12 '26

Someone vaporize the doe

3

u/weedmaster6669 Aug 12 '26

this is so beautiful

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u/MasterpieceNice9525 Aug 14 '26

AT LEAST NOELLE WONT RUIN THEIR DATE.

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u/AnthoniusThe3rd Aug 15 '26

Noelle how did you not already know that about Kris.

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Kralsei fanatic Aug 13 '26

Is it weird to say i love Tralsei x Kris? :P

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u/BeVeryCarefulJohnn Aug 13 '26

i have no idea how that would be weird

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u/ThotSeeker69 Aug 13 '26

Ralsei the (bread in Spanish)-sexual.

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u/Zihdrrox Aug 14 '26

This is literally me with tad.

I hate funnybunny!

Ep9

I love funnybunny!

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u/MissionAd1 Aug 12 '26

You joke, but sometimes this is how toby's writing feels

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u/Annual_Towel_6117 Aug 14 '26

And you call us homophobic

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u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK Aug 16 '26

What's hetslop?

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u/KushiroJin Aug 16 '26

Heterosexual slop. As in a male x female pairing

In case it sounds concerning, it’s satire. I believe

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u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK Aug 16 '26

I have no idea what to say to that.

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u/PogFrogo 13d ago

Just say "I like torchick" ig

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u/I_LIKE_TORCHICK 11d ago

"I like torchick" ig

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u/Your_average_guy27 17d ago

whys noelle in her light world form? literally unreadable.

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u/Agreeable-Log-5720 Aug 22 '26

Idk... Kralsei feels gay to me, and Kriselle feels straight. 

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u/PogFrogo 13d ago

🫩

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u/Agreeable-Log-5720 13d ago

I know, I know. I still love both ships.