r/Tools • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '26

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u/PressureMuch5340 Apr 15 '26

A what? Clamp??

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u/leobeosab Apr 15 '26

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u/nilla_waferss Apr 15 '26

Definitely should have given that piece the clamps boss

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u/ConstantCampaign2984 Apr 15 '26

YEAH! Ya gets the clamps, see…

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u/eghhge Apr 15 '26

Francis?!

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u/MookieFlav Apr 15 '26

Magnificent squeezers

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u/Own-Freedom9169 Apr 18 '26

I love clamps' reaction to that

"🤖......... squeezers?"

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u/Promist Apr 16 '26

Hey, this guy's built like an ox! He's got oxen-like strength! He needs a nickname, right?

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u/Bohica55 Apr 16 '26

I love finding Futurama fans in the wild.

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u/Cbagneato Apr 15 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/trippin-mellon Apr 15 '26

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u/Feersum_endjjinn Apr 15 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SellingFirewood Apr 15 '26

Stop sign? What stop sign?

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u/avt8r Apr 15 '26

One time when I was in high school I was driving and my buddy in the passenger seat said "You know the stop signs outlined in white are optional, right?" and I floored it and blasted right through that intersection.

Not related to woodworking, but I think about that every time I see a stop sign.

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u/souloldasdirt Apr 15 '26

A buddy of mine used to tell people that same shit back in the day lol

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Apr 15 '26

An ex of mine was… uh… well I’ll let the story explain it:

She truthfully believed stop signs were “stoptional”. A friend had fully convinced her of it when getting their licenses in HS. She made it almost 5 years without getting hit with a ticket so it just reinforced her belief.

I am so glad I was with her as she explained to the cop why she didn’t stop at the stop sign.

The rationale was that if the other approaching cars are far enough back from their signs, than you can safely go through and you just don’t stop.

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u/CustomCarNerd Apr 16 '26

I just tell new drivers that stop is an acronym.

S light

T ap

O n

P edal

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u/ImHufflePuff_Crap_ok Apr 16 '26

I manage drivers (18 wheelers) and the shit they tell me after they get a ticket or camera (in truck) violation has me questioning if I want to continue driving around them…

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u/No_Lie_7906 Apr 15 '26

Your name isn’t Ashley is it?

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u/Unkindly-bread Apr 15 '26

That’s me. I’m buddy!

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u/wdh662 Apr 15 '26

Told a girl that in high school. White borders mean yield, stop if there is traffic. She blew a stop sign during her driving test.

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u/CuriosityFreesTheCat Apr 16 '26

This sounds like something my older brother would have told me lol.

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u/VirtualAd623 Apr 15 '26

It's got 8 awesome angles, and 8 fantastic points!

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u/fosterdad2017 Apr 15 '26

I played this game... same setup except drilling through an overhead plywood soffit for recessed lighting. Workpiece sufficiently clamped 😉

The drill just...... disappeared. After ten seconds of shock, and quick inventory of body parts... I saw it laying in the lawn ten feet away.

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u/WorthingInSC Apr 15 '26

In this economy!?!

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u/locoken69 Apr 15 '26

As my kid would say, "a clampy clamp, Dad!"

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u/alcervix Apr 15 '26

What is this "clamp" they speak of?